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A rant against condoms...
2004-12-11, 7:23 PM #1
...left in the FRIGGIN' TOILET.

I get up at 3 AM to go to the bathroom. The last thing I want to see in the toilet I've decided to use is a used condom, followed shortly by your fecal matter, followed shortly by a bowl filled with urine. You obviously have something against pushing the little handle on the toilet that makes the water go down -- are you afraid of loud noises? Are you a vampire and fear running water? If you're so afraid of your own waste byproducts and garbage that you are prevented from properly disposing of it, what on GOD'S GREEN EARTH makes you think that I[/b] want to be the one who disposes it?

There are times when I really...really...really[/b] hate the dorms.
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2004-12-11, 7:25 PM #2
Crap like that is why I only lived in the dorms for a semester.
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2004-12-11, 7:30 PM #3
That's pretty gross. Sometimes I wonder if one of the reasons why some men leave home to go to college is just so that they can do whatever the heck they like and don't have to worry about cleaning it up afterwards. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that they're not the only ones at college. =\
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2004-12-11, 7:34 PM #4
/me hands wolfy an airfilled plastic bat
i wouldn't recomend putting a nail through it though, didn't work last time
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2004-12-11, 7:34 PM #5
a friend of mine told me a about a time he needed to use the toilet... he really had to go and only spent one whole second in the bathroom...


...he walked in saw what was out of place in the urinal then walked out and went to the next closest restroom... 5 blocks down the road at a hardees
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2004-12-11, 7:46 PM #6
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2004-12-11, 8:06 PM #7
Oh waah. It's no big deal.
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2004-12-11, 8:09 PM #8
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2004-12-11, 8:19 PM #9
timewolf: lmao that's the funniest thing i've seen all day! omg hahah
2004-12-11, 8:21 PM #10
once back when I lived in the dorms, I went to shower, and there was a lump of fecal matter right there in the shower stall. as if people couldn't walk three feet to the toilet.
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2004-12-11, 8:22 PM #11
Yea, college students *don't* know how to use the bathroom, it's gross.

I can understand at night maybe when we are all drinking, but in the middle of the day when there is crap and piss all over the place, WTF.
2004-12-11, 8:25 PM #12
You know, I've always heard that a lot of guys get the dorms simply because it's a place to bring girls home to and have sex with and there is no interference from parents or anything. But which is worse, parents or ****-plastered walls?
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2004-12-11, 8:32 PM #13
Parents.
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2004-12-11, 8:33 PM #14
Using the bathroom (and condoms) is more complicated to some.

And TimeWolf, how dare you steal my condom!
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2004-12-11, 8:42 PM #15
Yeah. Condoms suck.
2004-12-11, 8:43 PM #16
Quote:
Originally posted by SenatorPheba
once back when I lived in the dorms, I went to shower, and there was a lump of fecal matter right there in the shower stall. as if people couldn't walk three feet to the toilet.

What, you mean you guys don't crap in the shower?
2004-12-11, 8:48 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by DogSRoOL
And TimeWolf, how dare you steal my condom!


Used condoms... see, it fits with the thread. :p
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2004-12-11, 9:17 PM #18
oh.
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2004-12-11, 10:13 PM #19
*makes a mental note to never live in dorms*
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2004-12-11, 10:27 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Oh waah. It's no big deal.


It is when it's accompanied by (rather large gross factor) a line of semenal fluid lining the entire seat of the toilet .
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2004-12-11, 10:30 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Rogue Leader
*makes a mental note to never live in dorms*


It isn't always bad. The only "bad" time in our bathroom was when some guy who was drunk had the trots and was vomitting. That was not pleasant to come back to the following morning. Had to cleverly navigate the bathroom.

Good thing about my dorm is there's five people to a bathroom, so timing wise everything works out fine.

Suite Dorms > *.
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2004-12-11, 10:31 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
It is when it's accompanied by (rather large gross factor) a line of semenal fluid lining the entire seat of the toilet .


Dude, spoiler warning!?
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2004-12-11, 10:42 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
Suite Dorms > *.


No. Where I live > *

Seriously, if anyone ends up at UC Berkeley, the Co-ops are the way to go.
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2004-12-11, 10:42 PM #24
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2004-12-11, 11:15 PM #25
HAH! I have to share my bathroom with 15 other people. So far, the worst we've had is someone clogged our sinks with dirt, ripped one of our shower curtains off, and got about 1/2 an inch of water from the shower all over the floor. Not all dorm bathrooms are as bad as some horror stories that people are telling about them.
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2004-12-11, 11:18 PM #26
Your not suppose to flush condems!! Doesn't anyone read the labels anymore?

I once lived with my bass player and though i never had to deal with a condem in the toilet (the poor bastered wasn't too much of a ladies man), i did have to deal with bannana peels on the carpet and a couch that probably chronicles 6 months of what he was eating in it.
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2004-12-11, 11:20 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
No. Where I live > *

Seriously, if anyone ends up at UC Berkeley, the Co-ops are the way to go.

Co-ops?

I've been to Cal but it was only a small time and I didn't see everything. I was mostly @ Sproul Hall with me friend helping him campaign. Oh yeah and I did my track workout on Cal's track. They have a nice track.
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2004-12-11, 11:32 PM #28
pfft i had to share a bathroom w/like 28 other guys once. it sucked when everybody had to go pee at the same time....only 4 toilets and 2 urinals. of course, this was at basic, and to be expected....(but was alot worse when the whole company had to go to bathroom....never before seen a bathroom so crowded) but of course, our bathrooms were fairly clean.
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2004-12-11, 11:59 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
It is when it's accompanied by (rather large gross factor) a line of semenal fluid lining the entire seat of the toilet .


did you find this out before or after you used the toilet seat? :p
2004-12-12, 12:09 AM #30
You know how when drink another person's drink, its like your practically kissing them right? So sitting on that toilet seat would mean you're practically......
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2004-12-12, 1:37 AM #31
I cant remember a thread making me laugh this much before. Your pain is my pleasure wofly.
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2004-12-12, 2:27 AM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
You obviously have something against pushing the little handle on the toilet that makes the water go down -- are you afraid of loud noises? Are you a vampire and fear running water? If you're so afraid of your own waste byproducts and garbage that you are prevented from properly disposing of it, what on GOD'S GREEN EARTH makes you think that I want to be the one who disposes it?

[/B]


I'd hate to see you use an outhouse then :p
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2004-12-12, 2:37 AM #33
Quote:
Originally posted by Firestorm
Your not suppose to flush condems!! Doesn't anyone read the labels anymore?


I always flush them dude... you have no idea what length girls will go to to get a sample of your semen. This may sound demented, but it's true, and better safe than sorry (=better free than 'daddy'), no? Probably not relevant if you're into long term relationships, then it's fine I think.

Just wrap em up in lots of toilet paper, flush, and you'll be fine.
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2004-12-12, 2:45 AM #34
Quote:
Originally posted by Tenshu
I always flush them dude... you have no idea what length girls will go to to get a sample of your semen. This may sound demented, but it's true, and better safe than sorry (=better free than 'daddy'), no? Probably not relevant if you're into long term relationships, then it's fine I think.

Just wrap em up in lots of toilet paper, flush, and you'll be fine.


I'm not sure I want to know how you come to know this :confused:
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2004-12-12, 3:03 AM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
Co-ops?

I've been to Cal but it was only a small time and I didn't see everything. I was mostly @ Sproul Hall with me friend helping him campaign. Oh yeah and I did my track workout on Cal's track. They have a nice track.


Co-ops are a semi affiliated student housing association. There are something like 20 room and board houses. You do work at the house to keep your rent down, which also builds a greater sense of community within the house since students run and maintain them. Not for everyone, but they're great.

[url]www.usca.org[/url]
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2004-12-12, 3:10 AM #36
This reminds me of the best Graffiti I've ever seen in a public toilet:
"****ING FLUSH!!!"
Unfortunately, it was obvious someone felt defiant :(
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2004-12-12, 7:03 AM #37
someone took a dump in a urinal once. nice.
2004-12-12, 10:06 AM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Pagewizard_YKS
did you find this out before or after you used the toilet seat? :p


We have three stalls and a urinal in our bathroom. I don't use the urinal anymore because, the last time I used it, I somehow ended up with a large, cold, wet spot on the knee of my jeans after I flushed.

The first stall was taken. The second one had what looked like caramel on the seat (but, since it's college dorms, I knew better), and the third one had the...stuff...in a nice line around the seat. So my hand was forced, and I flipped up the seat of the caramel toilet.
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2004-12-12, 10:14 AM #39
Why do these threads exist?
2004-12-12, 10:42 AM #40
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Why do these threads exist?



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