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A rant against condoms...
2004-12-12, 10:44 AM #41
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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
Why do you exist?

I just about posted that, but decided against it.

<3 TimeWolf
2004-12-12, 10:45 AM #42
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Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast
Why do you exist?


Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Why do these threads exist?


Because it's either rant here or gun down 30 people in a public place to release my anger.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-12, 10:46 AM #43
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Originally posted by Wolfy
Well, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...

Either that, or it's when they leave their condoms in the dorm bathroom instead of using them.
2004-12-12, 11:17 AM #44
There there, Wolfy. Have a chicken.

*Hands out the chicken*
2004-12-12, 11:23 AM #45
* Wolfy chokes it
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-12, 11:28 AM #46
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Originally posted by Wolfy
* Wolfy chokes it


Don't leave any on the seat.
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2004-12-12, 11:37 AM #47
He killed the Chicken!
2004-12-12, 11:46 AM #48
Alright this conversation just went from bad to worse. :)
2004-12-12, 11:49 AM #49
Yeah. Hey let's go get somthing to eat.
2004-12-12, 1:20 PM #50
hahaha yeah outhouses are the best!!! sucks when u can't hold your crap in and all outhouses are filled to like 1 foot from escaping the hole....and then u crap and it splashes up on you buttcheeks! :D Fortunately, i was too tired to care..
Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free
2004-12-12, 1:32 PM #51
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Originally posted by Wolfy

Because it's either rant here or gun down 30 people in a public place to release my anger.


I see. :p While the latter would have been rather interesting, I suppose that this is better, in a way. ;)

Still, since there seems to be an abundance of potty humor in this thread, I think I'll be leaving now.
2004-12-12, 1:49 PM #52
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
I see. :p While the latter would have been rather interesting, I suppose that this is better, in a way. ;)

You mean you're not telling him to kill/explode/break something/one?
2004-12-12, 1:54 PM #53
ok, at my collage.... we've had people put poo in other's clothing while there drying it.... and the elivator has been defiled this smester with poo.
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2004-12-12, 2:34 PM #54
I think someone was secretly trying to impregnate Wolfy.

Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Why do these threads exist?
Because most of us can read through them without freaking out like a child. Sorry.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-12, 2:35 PM #55
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Originally posted by Elana14
ok, at my collage.... we've had people put poo in other's clothing while there drying it.... and the elivator has been defiled this smester with poo.


College. They're. Elevator. Semester.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-12, 3:21 PM #56
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Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Because most of us can read through them without freaking out like a child. Sorry.

You freaking win.
2004-12-12, 3:25 PM #57
" quote:
Originally posted by Elana14
ok, at my collage.... we've had people put poo in other's clothing while there drying it.... and the elivator has been defiled this smester with poo.



College. They're. Elevator. Semester."

Sorry Wolfy, but I'm gonna have to disagree with you.

College. They were. Elevator. Semester.
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2004-12-12, 3:27 PM #58
I believe "they were" and "they're" are both correct in that context and tense.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-12, 3:28 PM #59
Nope.
2004-12-12, 3:32 PM #60
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Originally posted by DogSRoOL
Because most of us can read through them without freaking out like a child. Sorry.
Freaking out, and being amazed at the moronicly random topics I see are two diffrent things. Today I realize that sanity and internet forums do not ever mix. But it took me this long to realize that, so I guess I'm part of the club.
2004-12-12, 3:38 PM #61
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Freaking out, and being amazed at the moronicly random topics I see are two diffrent things. Today I realize that sanity and internet forums do not ever mix. But it took me this long to realize that, so I guess I'm part of the club.


As soon as I hit you calling something else moronic, I had to stop reading. It's hard to read through tears of laughter.
D E A T H
2004-12-12, 3:39 PM #62
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Originally posted by Shintock
Nope.


"They are" works fine there.
Pissed Off?
2004-12-12, 3:41 PM #63
Not really. The sentence is in past tense.
2004-12-12, 3:42 PM #64
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Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
As soon as I hit you calling something else moronic, I had to stop reading. It's hard to read through tears of laughter.

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2004-12-12, 3:52 PM #65
Yep. I bet 40 years ago, when scientists were envisioning the internet, this isn't what they were thinking of.
2004-12-12, 3:55 PM #66
Yep. I bet less than 20 years ago, when your parents were envisioning a baby, you weren't what they were thinking of.
2004-12-12, 3:59 PM #67
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Yep. I bet 40 years ago, when scientists were envisioning the internet, this isn't what they were thinking of.


That's the most random, ridiculous comeback ever.

And yes, people 40 years ago who were envisioning the power of computers didn't think of people like you operating one...
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2004-12-12, 4:01 PM #68
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we've had people put poo in other's clothing while [they are] drying it

Tense changes, but I wouldn't mark you down for it if I were your english teacher. Also, no software grammar checkers I've tested the sentence with find any problems; maybe it's grammatically sound and you're all just crazy?

QM
2004-12-12, 4:10 PM #69
Hello people? This is STUPID! YOU hear me? S.T.U.P.I.D.! So stupid!!!.

Ahhh. That was like music to my soul. :D Now, perhaps I should link this thread to other forums or save it for posterity.

(Am I the only one here who sees the sad, sad, humor in all of this?)
2004-12-12, 4:16 PM #70
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Hello people? This is STUPID! YOU hear me? S.T.U.P.I.D.! So stupid!!!.

Ahhh. That was like music to my soul. :D Now, perhaps I should link this thread to other forums or save it for posterity.

(Am I the only one here who sees the sad, sad, humor in all of this?)


Yeah I do. It's called Irony. Hypocrisy. All from you.

Stop breathing--you sound a lot cooler, trust me.
D E A T H
2004-12-12, 4:24 PM #71
You know, if I'm looking at this and laughing, and you're just mad, I win.
2004-12-12, 4:24 PM #72
this thread is almost in the toilet with the disgusrting condom.
2004-12-12, 4:52 PM #73
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Originally posted by Shintock
Yep. I bet less than 20 years ago, when your parents were envisioning a baby, you weren't what they were thinking of.


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2004-12-12, 4:54 PM #74
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
You know, if I'm looking at this and laughing, and you're just mad, I win.


I'm not mad, I'm just sick and tired of your ignorant elitist attitude. Get over yourself--you're not God's gift to Massassi, Earth, or anything else.
D E A T H
2004-12-12, 4:58 PM #75
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Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
Freaking out, and being amazed at the moronicly random topics I see are two diffrent things.
Yes they are. And you're freaking out. OMG GUYZ! CONDOMS! SEX!
I can only imagine what you're thinking when you read the Song of Solomon.
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Yep. I bet 40 years ago, when scientists were envisioning the internet, this isn't what they were thinking of.
Pffft. Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-12-12, 5:00 PM #76
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Originally posted by Shintock
Yep. I bet less than 20 years ago, when your parents were envisioning a baby, you weren't what they were thinking of.


Thats the first thing on this thread that has made me laugh out loud.

To get back into the spirit of the thread:

Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it got pissed off!
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-12-12, 5:03 PM #77
...I heard that joke in 6th grade (8 years ago), Bobbert.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2004-12-12, 5:04 PM #78
Quote:
Originally posted by Shintock
Yep. I bet less than 20 years ago, when your parents were envisioning a baby, you weren't what they were thinking of.


<3!!!
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2004-12-12, 5:06 PM #79
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Originally posted by Wolfy
...I heard that joke in 6th grade (8 years ago), Bobbert.
:(
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2004-12-12, 5:33 PM #80
You know accoring to the Massassi forum rules, this thread should have been locked and at lest a few people banned. If the stuff in the thread dosen't qualify as obscene, then I don't know what does. I didn't even read 99% of the first page, but that was too much. It was funny watching people flame me, with next to no provocation, but the topic of this thread is very obscene.
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