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If you could be a Super Hero...
2004-12-26, 3:41 PM #1
What would be your Alias and what would your powers be?

*note: you can't take a superhero name that already exsists*


Umm lemme think.


I'd be Electric Tigress (or something along those lines)

And my powers would be that I can create lightening and if wanted could create a venomn that is deadly to enemys. I could poison them with touch, but of course, only when my power is conjured, eitherwise I could go about my normal everday life, hugging friends etc, without causing harm. I'd also grow razor sharp nails when I'd transform.

haha ok that was fun. anyways what would u all be?

Laura :cool:
2004-12-26, 3:48 PM #2
I want a cool bulletproof robo-suit thingey with a jetpack and bunches of gadgets. And lasers. Definitely lasers.

Can't think of a name, though.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2004-12-26, 3:49 PM #3
Golderman

I would have a fist that that could turn to gold, and with that I would hit people, make steps to climb things. I can also turn enemies to gold, and turn them back as well. I can travel through gold, and when I turn to my super hero, my face is covered with a gold mask.
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2004-12-26, 3:50 PM #4
I'd be Batman.
2004-12-26, 3:55 PM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by RadioHead
I'd be Batman.



but u are batman...

<.<
>.>

hehe come on, who would ya be RadioHead? :)

Laura
2004-12-26, 4:29 PM #6
Quote:
If you could be a superhero
Would you be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife who left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to Hawaii
With some doctor named bob
You can skin them and drain them of blood so they die...
Especially bob
Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more sutle
No, I didn’t mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies..
Especially bob
Then You would be Justice Guy


Stephen Lynch owns.
D E A T H
2004-12-26, 4:31 PM #7
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Stephen Lynch owns.



haha! I luv Stephen Lynch I always lmao when he does his routine on comedy central with all his songs. lol that one is a good one heh

Laura
2004-12-26, 4:32 PM #8
i'd be luke skywalker.
2004-12-26, 4:41 PM #9
I'd be like Blade, cept white and good looking.
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2004-12-26, 5:02 PM #10
I'd rather be a supervillain, because they are cooler. No way I'm going to be wearing tights and a cape.

Name: The Puppetmaster

Evil Plans: To take control of the entire Earth, and if that fails, to render the surface uninhabitable and retreat to my secret underground lair.

Superpowers: nanobot-enhanced physiology for improved speed, strength, and stamina

Personal Weapons: gravity gun, 10 MW plasma rifle, and impenetrable personal shield

Doomsday Device(s): atmospheric resonance generator, orbital nuclear missile platforms, and a moon-based laser

Location of underground base: You think I'm going to tell you?!

Minions/ Hordes of Terror: 10,000,000 genetically altered clones of Arnold Schwarzenegger, augmented by armored exoskeletons. Also, an army of mind-controlled squirrels with bombs for general demolition work.
Stuff
2004-12-26, 5:04 PM #11
Quote:
Originally posted by clan ruthervain
I'd be like Blade, cept white and good looking.


So then u'd be like Ryan Reynolds character in Blade Trinity. Uber sexiness, yup I can see that working ;) I'm expecting to see ya in the next film if they make anymore. Nothing hotter then a badass vampire.

Laura

PS Kyle90 thnx for being one of the firsts to reply to this thread with thought. Putting a name and all the powers u would have :D
2004-12-26, 5:06 PM #12
A Power Ranger.....no not really, more like Neo since he can technically do anything.
2004-12-26, 5:35 PM #13
haha, Kyle90 said he'd be called "The Puppet Master".. just like Marcos.. lol
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2004-12-26, 5:42 PM #14
as for me, i'd be Awesome Man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
according to my Awesome Plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van
Cause I would be Awesome Man.
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2004-12-26, 5:46 PM #15
Meh, some girl that I know said that should be me evil overlord name. I couldn't think of anything better. What's a good supervillain name?
Stuff
2004-12-26, 6:24 PM #16
I would be Explosivo.
I'd have the power to split any cell in my body. Observe:

Standing on the ground, a plane soars over head with the plans for the doomsday device. I split the skin cells in my feet, creating enough energy to jettison me into the air. Then, I grab hold of the belly of the plane, and explode. I live through it because of my mutated reproduction cells. I climb into the hole in the belly of the plane as 2 henchmen fire a stream of bullets at me. I explode, and the bullets shy away from the kenetics flying from my body. The 2 are knocked down. I reach down with either hands and hold them by the face in the air. Then, I explode the cells on my hand, blowing their heads clean off.

Yeah, kickass, I know.

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2004-12-26, 6:31 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
I split the skin cells in my feet, creating enough energy to jettison me into the air.
Why would splitting cells create energy?
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2004-12-26, 6:42 PM #18
-Name: Frosty The Snowman
-Powers: Same as Iceman from X-Men
2004-12-26, 6:45 PM #19
I'd be like Elastigirl from The Incredibles. Except a guy, and possibly minus the cleavage.

The stretchy guy is basically invulnerable, plus super strength and elasticity seem to go hand in hand.
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2004-12-26, 7:02 PM #20
i would be a landfish. my power would be to uhh...walk on land?
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2004-12-26, 7:08 PM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
I'd be like Elastigirl from The Incredibles. Except a guy, and possibly minus the cleavage.

The stretchy guy is basically invulnerable, plus super strength and elasticity seem to go hand in hand.


Dammit, you just ruined all my elastigirl fantasies.
Stuff
2004-12-26, 7:15 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
I'd be like Elastigirl from The Incredibles. Except a guy, and possibly minus the cleavage.
Keep the cleavage.
To... uh... confuse the bad guys.

Yeah.

>.>
<.<
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2004-12-26, 7:35 PM #23
The ability to see through wooden doors.
Clarinetists, unite!

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2004-12-26, 7:59 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by GeneralRamos
The ability to see through wooden doors.


You'd be as useful in the JLA as Aquaman. ;)
2004-12-26, 8:10 PM #25
I'd probably go by the name of 'X-ray cat' too. I'd look through the door and see the robber and yell, 'Hey, I see you' and he'd say 'no you can't!' and I'd say 'yes, yes I can!"
Clarinetists, unite!

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(a work in progress)
2004-12-26, 8:45 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight
but u are batman...

<.<
>.>

hehe come on, who would ya be RadioHead? :)

Laura


No serriously I want to be Batman.
2004-12-26, 9:12 PM #27
I'd be like CoolMatty from NeS ....

Really, I'd be that. Blue fire skills, and telekinesis/teleportation. Hell, I already have a huge spell library in the NeS workshop thread of all the spells I'd be using... here's a few examples:

Phoenix Gale: Summons a blue bird of fire that swoops down and slams into the enemy.

Fireball: Useful spell for multiple weak enemies

Napalm: Love that freshly burnt smell in the mornin'.

Phoenix Gust: Upgrade of Gale version. Multiple birds.
2004-12-26, 9:21 PM #28
I would be Dark, Brooding Antihero Man. Thanks to some freakish science experiment, death of a close friend or family member, and/or banishment to Hell, I would possess super strength, extreme depression, and a really long cape. I would wear lots of leather, dark sunglasses, and an absurdly long, black trenchcoat. Because of my lack of superpowers of any real use, I would fight those eviler than I with impossibly large guns, various and assorted sharp objects, and cunning traps, thanks to my brilliant, but still tortured, mind. My nemisis would either be a demented version of some normally friendly character (i.e. an icecream man or clown), or a rich indusrialist/criminal bent on world domination. Eventually, I would go completely nutty and start killing innocents, and would be jailed or shot down, thus putting me out of my misery, and ending my preposterously cliche career as a superhero.
2004-12-26, 9:40 PM #29
I would be Caesar Salad Boy, with the power to eat Caesar salads whenever I want.

Actually, I think I'd just be Grismath. A regular guy who just happens to have his wits about him, a bit of leadership, and hiiigh proficiency with a pistol. I'd probably end up hunting you 'heroes.'
Cordially,
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2004-12-26, 10:45 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Spiral
haha, Kyle90 said he'd be called "The Puppet Master".. just like Marcos.. lol


Oh god! I didnt even catch that! lmao *twitches* Elo' poppet! ehhh i'm forever scarred by the memory of those pictures. It wasnt so much the act itself as the culprits involved. I'm glad I missed that party, but still traumatized from the pictures and all the stories everyone told me *gets chills* lol

Laura
2004-12-26, 10:48 PM #31
haha like all the ideas so far. very original. All Massassi board troops. Made of heros&villains :) lol good stuff.

Laura:D :cool:

PS ok Radiohead, u can be batman:p ;)
2004-12-26, 10:51 PM #32
I think I'll have to go with the same lines as CoolMatty.. I'd either be Geb from NeS (evasion master, among other things) or Erronem (NeS/IDA, powers over earth, among other things).
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2004-12-26, 11:39 PM #33
well, splitting atoms is too much power...
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2004-12-26, 11:42 PM #34
Wherever I go, throbbing EBM music would play at obscene volumes.
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2004-12-26, 11:45 PM #35
I think I would settle for armor and a computerized tracking system like Robocop has.
2004-12-27, 12:37 AM #36
Mega Man X (after upgrades)

'nuff said.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2004-12-27, 12:48 AM #37
^
=Win
2004-12-27, 4:03 AM #38
Q or Ness
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2004-12-27, 5:25 AM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
Mega Man X (after upgrades)

'nuff said.


YES!
D E A T H
2004-12-27, 7:38 PM #40
I would have to say that being a Vampire that killed only "evil" guys would be fun.... and of course this would include flying abilites, super strength, ect ...and wearing leather. Why? Because it just looks awesome. :p
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