I would be Super Friar, with the robes and doughnut-shaped hair of a stereotypical medieval friar. I would have throwing-crosses (known as "shuricrucifixes") and the ability to turn any liquid into holy water instantly.

I would be God. End of story.

That superhero name is taken already.

I would be a super hero known as an Admin. I would be able to ban people and lock threads.

spider rose, clan and kieran win! haha. Loved all the ideas though, makes me wanna add more to what I initially said heh

Laura

I would be a super hero known as an Admin. I would be able to ban Obi and lock his threads.

If I could be a super hero, I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all of the foreigners back to their home
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing and picking our fruit
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
Because I would be immigration dude

Truly though I would be the Shrike from the Dan Simmons' Hyperion universe. Not so much a superhero as a superbeing. 3 meters tall, four arms, stainless steel and chrome finish, time manipulation, spikes and barbed wire coming out the wazoo, this guy has all the major cool factors.

lmao! haha at this rate we will have the whole song (if we dont already) all these verses and being snipped from it. lmao. Stephen Lynch is funny as all hell. As Yoshi stated "Stephen Lynch owns!"

Laura:D

If I could be a super hero I would be chicken man. I would have the ability to create roasted chickens at any time, for roasted chickens are good.