He wanted her shipped home and buried so she would come back fom the dead like Jesus. They're in the holy land, you see.

you are correct sir.

i heard that it was sand, in the case that you can't shovel sand with a pitchfork

one day a professor got into his car and was ranting about having a hard day at work one day to his chauffeur. The driver replied "You've got it easy, you just have to go onto a stage and lecture a crowd on something millions of years old with the help of notes and studies and journals... I have to put up with traffic jams, pedestrians, people with road rage, I think my job is muich more stressful and harder.

So the two decided to switch roles one day to see who had it hardest. that day the chauffeur got on stage and presented the lecture as it was laid out by the notes and other materials he brought, but at the end he was faced with a problem, one members of the audiance asked a very difficult and complex question.

Thinking fast, he laughed at the man and said "The answer is so simple, even my chauffeur could answer it"

There are two kinds of pedestrains...the quick and the dead.
Thomas R. Dewar