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The 'Gay Bomb?'
2005-01-16, 4:22 PM #1
Who? Me?
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-16, 4:30 PM #2
That is SO two weeks ago.
2005-01-16, 4:30 PM #3
What the...

I thought biological weapons were evil.
2005-01-16, 4:34 PM #4
Way batter then lethal weapons. More amusing aswell.
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2005-01-16, 4:35 PM #5
So now war films can be sold in two genres; war and porn.
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2005-01-16, 4:35 PM #6
I wanna spend your money on the

GAY BOMB
GAY BOMB
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GAY BOMB!
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2005-01-16, 4:37 PM #7
Wow, I think the war would have been over by now if we used those... But think if if that stuff got into the wrong hands...
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2005-01-16, 4:37 PM #8
It gives new meaning to the 'Dirty Bomb'...
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-16, 4:38 PM #9
That is seriously ****ed up.
2005-01-16, 4:43 PM #10
Worst. Idea. Ever.
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2005-01-16, 4:46 PM #11
is..is this authentic?
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2005-01-16, 4:52 PM #12
You see guys, this is why I never joined the military... :P
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2005-01-16, 5:13 PM #13
Wow, now that would be a rather comical war.
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2005-01-16, 5:37 PM #14
Of course the sad thing is that there exist, even today, people who would probably rank a "gay bomb" as more horrific than an "a bomb"
2005-01-16, 6:05 PM #15
It would be worse. A army of guys with loose morals, some hormones, and a bunch of civilians? There would be a HUGE amount of civilian deaths and rapes.
2005-01-16, 6:07 PM #16
Because that doesn't happen when no "Gay bomb" is involved. :rolleyes:
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2005-01-16, 6:27 PM #17
Quote:
Of course the sad thing is that there exist, even today, people who would probably rank a "gay bomb" as more horrific than an "a bomb"


What are you yapping about? It's effectively torture in the same way a "rape bomb" or "mind control device" would be; it makes (all of the straight) people do things they don't normally want to do.
2005-01-16, 6:30 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
It would be worse. A army of guys with loose morals, some hormones, and a bunch of civilians? There would be a HUGE amount of civilian deaths and rapes.


You are bizarre...

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2005-01-16, 7:18 PM #19
Whoah, I just read about this on... um, another site.

Sounds hot.
2005-01-16, 7:21 PM #20
Hah, I heard about this on the radio the other day. The DJ kept referring to them as Weapons of *** Destruction :)
2005-01-16, 7:28 PM #21
Yeah, back during the middle of the 20th century they pondered dropping LSD on troops in some form, so they'd be so out of it that they couldn't fight.
2005-01-16, 7:49 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
It would be worse. A army of guys with loose morals, some hormones, and a bunch of civilians? There would be a HUGE amount of civilian deaths and rapes.

...It provokes homosexual feelings which lower moral, it doesn't turn them into rabid donkey ****ers and set them loose unto the populus.
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2005-01-16, 7:51 PM #23
I kind of like the rat/wasp attack thing. Would probably be fairly effective, assuming there are a large quantity of rats/wasps where your enemy is. :p
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2005-01-16, 8:03 PM #24
Whats this about the "sex bomb"?

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2005-01-16, 8:46 PM #25
That would be ironic considering how anal Bush is about morals.
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2005-01-16, 9:29 PM #26
Now someone should make a clip of Rumsfeld singing 'Gay Bar'
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2005-01-16, 10:24 PM #27
LOL....
2005-01-16, 10:34 PM #28
Burrrgers.
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2005-01-16, 10:55 PM #29
They don't need a bomb to make me sexually irresistable. To women, of course.
2005-01-17, 12:24 AM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
That would be ironic considering how anal Bush is about morals.


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2005-01-17, 2:34 AM #31
I am wondering what exactly this bomb does.. does it TURN people into homosexuals?? if it does, how long does it last? and if it turns straight people into homosexuals, what would it do to the homosexuals? would it turn them straight?

Also, I don't see the point of this bomb.. i mean are gay people really much easier to kill than straight people? or are they just planning to have them die out in the long run by not reproducing? I am confused.. (if this post offends anyone, I am sorry.. that was not my intention)
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2005-01-17, 2:57 AM #32
It's just a chemical that provokes homosexual feelings, probably a horomone or something like that. It doesn't "turn" anyone either way. It's just something to kill moral, it's not supposed to wipe them out. If they wanted to kill them they'd drop a bomb that KILLS you.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2005-01-17, 6:33 AM #33
I think a few strategic drops of these things into suburban America and your country would come out looking a whole lot more fashionable in the eyes of the world. Bush HAS done a lot of irreperable harm in the eyes of the world with that bland, boring hair cut of his... he really needs to get some designer stubble, at least. Just not sideburns.
2005-01-17, 7:09 AM #34
A non lethal bomb and I get to have homosexual actions? SIGN ME UP! :rolleyes:
2005-01-17, 7:59 AM #35
As I understood the article it isn't really a gay bomb but more of a love bomb, making everyone affected by it sexually aroused. It just results in gay action because the majority of people in the army are men.

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2005-01-17, 8:06 AM #36
Yes, that's probably more accurate. I don't know where the *BOOM* *GAY ORGY CIVILIAN RAPE* crap comes from.
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2005-01-17, 8:11 AM #37
Dropping a bomb that increases horomones and sexual arousal on a military unit is like bombing a lake with water balloons.
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2005-01-17, 10:47 AM #38
kinky
2005-01-17, 10:50 AM #39
so it will turn them into love starved prisoners.... got it....
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2005-01-17, 10:52 AM #40
on another note, i wanna set one off in an all girls school.
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