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Perfect Evenings
2005-01-19, 5:31 PM #1
Awww, it's time to unleash the romantic people inside you all. Write a paragraph describing how a perfect evening with a loved one would go, for the sake of a PG rating you must leave us with a cliffhanger before things get interesting.
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2005-01-19, 5:33 PM #2
awww I'm goign to love this...but I'll post back when I haven't been reading cheesy romances :)
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2005-01-19, 5:38 PM #3
Hehehe, I'll write one up tonight, no time at the moment...
2005-01-19, 5:42 PM #4
We go to my house and she sucks on my freeze pop that I offer her from my fridge. I whip out my huge Risk 40th Anniversary Edition and we play that. After I take over her territory and beat her in Risk we can then cuddle by the fireplace where she could place her head on my soft shag carpet and relax. After we get bored with that we could sit on the couch and watch a movie. Snatch is what I would want to see. (It's a very funny movie with Brad Pitt in it for those of you that don't know.) Then we could go b--actually I better stop there before things get innapropriate.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-19, 5:43 PM #5
I'll spare you from hearing the details... suffice it to say that a perfect evening with my loved one starts by booting up.
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2005-01-19, 5:46 PM #6
Mine would be either the classic night-in curled up on a sofa watching a movie and eating luxury snacks before things get interesting

or...

Trying to get home in the rain after a night out, where the mood and sexyness of the situation is truly appreciated.
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2005-01-19, 5:46 PM #7
We start the night off with a candle-lit dinner with a meal of her choice and a drink of her choice. We then cuddle together on the sofa to watch a couple of movies we enjoy. Then, holding hands, we go upstairs, and that's usually when I wake up. :(
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2005-01-19, 5:47 PM #8
I wonder if it's a sign of a good person if the dreams end before the sex and are still good dreams.
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2005-01-19, 5:47 PM #9
Right now mine would begin with me picking the girl up at her place of residence and surprising her with a boquet of flowers. I would then take her to my favorite resturaunt, the Albany Pump Station, where we would have apetizers by the fireplace before being seated for dinner. Dinner time conversation would run along intellectual, philosophical, and religious lines in addition to learning stuff about each others personalities and past.

After the dinner, we would take a walk through downtown Albany to the Empire State Plaza:

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Its a very spectacular site to see at night, with the towers all lit up by floodlights. There we would go ice skating on one of the reflecting pools that has been allowed to freeze over for ice skating. Arm in arm of course. We could also take a walk around the plaza admiring the steeples of several nearby cathedrals.

After ice skating, we would head back out of Albany to one of our homes, where we would cuddle up on the couch and watch a good movie... something that really makes you think and feel emotions, and inspires discussion afterwards.

The most important part would be that we would never run out of things to talk about, and that by being together, we found each other to be intelletually stimulating.

[EDIT]: I also find it pretty romantic to be awake with your significant other long after most people have gone to bed. Those long talks into the night when everything is still and quiet are awesome.
2005-01-19, 5:49 PM #10
Quote:
I wonder if it's a sign of a good person if the dreams end before the sex and are still good dreams.


In the nightmare version of Wolfy's dream she has a penis I'm not sure, but who cares about being a good person! *dirty thoughts*
Think while it's still legal.
2005-01-19, 5:51 PM #11
kyle90 was on the right track. The night would probably end with a defrag too... ooh baby.....

Oops, was that innapropriate?
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2005-01-19, 5:58 PM #12
This is what I'm planning on doing for V-day/6month with the g/f

First, we go to our cafe (downtown), and we grab coffee and start walking around broadway. I'm going to time it right so we get to this secret spot I have right as the sun is setting over Queen Anne Hill. The spot is a concrete wall that overlooks the whole city, facing west to watch the sunset. Once the suns down, we're going to go have dinner, then we'll come home and lay down and watch a movie while we have a few drinks. Then I'm giving her a massage, then we go to bed.
</sarcasm>
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2005-01-19, 6:16 PM #13
My perfect night... wow, this is going to get mushy. And it's going to be the perfect DAY.

Well, I assume we're in Chicago; even though I live in Duluth MN. I'll be living in chicago soon, so I'm making most plans surrounding that.

She'd awake to a ringing phone (As I'll know what time her alarm goes off.) in which a voice would immediatly start as she picked up the phone. A poem to her.

The poem would end with a request for her to get dressed for the day, and come down to the street.

Waiting there, I'll have an envelope containing her poem, and a single hand picked flower of her favorite color, just the right size to be placed into her hair.

We'll take the L to some corner coffee shop, where we'll sip coffee and share our day. The chicago showers will come raining down and we'll run through the rain, holding eachother's hands as we go. It'll be noon by now, and we'll walk the wet streets looking for nameless stores to loiter in. Once we've wasted the day wearing funny hats and testing all the testable items in stores, we'll stop to catch an independant film showing at a dollar theatr. Even a play. Afterwords, we'll take a boat ride (This is dinner) and discuss the crap, or brilliant piece we just witnessed.

Then, we'll find our way to one of the many poetry slams in the city. We'll listen to poets we know, and read our own. The night will grow long and we'll find our way home to sit in the dark kitchen, our clothes still damp and the heater broken. We'll drink our cups of coffee til one, talking softly and sitting closer and closer. Soon we'll find our way to the bed where we'll kiss till sleep seduces us into an intercourse of dreams.

When we awake, we'll awake with eyes locked and smiles wide. The flower will have wilted by now, and we'll have to go out and get another. The day will repeate on, and we'll live forever in love.

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2005-01-19, 6:45 PM #14
We would cuddle in front of the fireplace and talk all night and then, we suddenly get attacked by ninjas. Naturally, we both insinctively draw a saya and a main gauche appropriately hidden under the cushions of the couch. She would backflip and hit one of the ninjas with a split-kick while I stab another in the gut while skillfully dodging his jab, thus, leaving only the lead ninja. The lead ninja would pull out a pair of katanas and start showing off some fancy moves. At that point, I would look at him in the eyes and say some fancy one-liner like "Do you want kung-fu?". We would fight tirelessly until a decisive swing caused him to drop his weapons, I would then finish him off with a quick stab to the stomach.
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2005-01-19, 6:47 PM #15
Well, here I am with this taco salad right? Then I take a good look at my left hand. *something* was different about it. *cliffhanger*
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2005-01-19, 6:54 PM #16
Well, first, me and my right hand would go to a nice restaraunt...
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2005-01-19, 7:13 PM #17
Thrawn that's funny, but don't say that bro :p. Girls > your right hand. Kirby, that was really good. I'll have to steal some ideas from you. I really don't know how i could please someone. Maybe sacrifice myself for them, then watch over them for the rest of their life.
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2005-01-19, 8:33 PM #18
Just getting to see her would make the evening perfect for me. It doesn't matter what we do, as long as I get to spend it with the woman I love.
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2005-01-19, 8:39 PM #19
I'd have a walk in the woods on a warm day, but with a light shower of rain. Talking and such, and a little cuddling, then goto a lake and just watch the sun go down, then head home, relax and watch a movie together. Or something along those lines.
2005-01-19, 9:06 PM #20
We play video games for 4 hours

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2005-01-19, 9:19 PM #21
Supper. Booze. Cliffhanger.
2005-01-19, 9:23 PM #22
I'd take her out to some nice restraunt. And then afterwards I would take her to some quiet place where we could be alone and just sit and talk.

Sorry, I can't seem to remember all my fantasies with great detail.
2005-01-19, 9:38 PM #23
Well, I'd be cooking something special to start, her favorite meal or something just really nice. Some nice slow jazz playing in the background. Dim or candle light for ambiance. When she knocks on the door, I meet her with her favorite flower(s). We sit down and have a really nice dinner with a good bottle of wine. After dinner and desert, either a nice after dinner walk (nice weather)or settle in on the couch in front of the fire place (cold weather). Anything beyond that, I guess, is off limits.
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2005-01-19, 10:19 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by DeTRiTiC-iQ
Awww, it's time to unleash the romantic people inside you all.


nice try, but no dice. :p
2005-01-20, 12:26 PM #25
awww I'm impressed, guys!
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-01-20, 12:32 PM #26
We go out to a fancy restaurant where I give her a dozen roses. Then, we go to the theatre. Once the movie is over, we go up in the mountains to an overlook and watch the sun set. Afterward, I take her home and give her a goodnight kiss.
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2005-01-20, 12:41 PM #27
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarless5
awww I'm impressed, guys!


QFT :D

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2005-01-20, 1:02 PM #28
It would have to be perfect night, since it's too risky to break into the morgue when it's still light out.
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2005-01-20, 1:12 PM #29
I think the romantic person inside me has suffocated to death due to being never let out in the past 18 years.
2005-01-20, 1:59 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by stat
It would have to be perfect night, since it's too risky to break into the morgue when it's still light out.


OMG, THIS IS NOT FUNNY, YET I AM LAUGHING. BAD MEGA.

2005-01-20, 2:48 PM #31
hmm....

I guess the perfect night would start out with me picking her up at her house. I would take her somewhere special, not to the movies. We would probably go ice skating or see a play. Then we would go out to dinner, where we would spend the entire time talking about anything we wanted to. After that we would watch the sunset and cuddle with each other. We would probably go to a hill or some elevated area. After the sun goes down, we would stay on the hill and talk for a while. When we come back to my place, we watch a romantic movie. Something like Titanic. It has to be a movie that is really touching, something where the main character dies in the arms of his/her lover. After that, whatever happens, happens.
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2005-01-20, 2:53 PM #32
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2005-01-20, 4:00 PM #33
scrabble

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2005-01-20, 4:05 PM #34
Things would get interesting.
2005-01-20, 4:16 PM #35
From several months ago, Docdor Love was giving dating advice:

<Dorfl> invite her over to watch AvP
<Dorfl> best date flick Evar
<Dorfl> then teach her how to play Illuminati or Ninja Burger
<Dorfl> then finish up with a few rounds of Bushido Blade
<Dorfl> it would be perfect
<Dorfl> i wonder why i don't go on more dates..
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2005-01-20, 4:21 PM #36
Finnish summer + lake + swimming all day + picking berries & mushrooms + fishing & small talk sitting at the dock + Sauna + jumping into lake + good food & drink + further Sauna rounds & racing into lake + sitting around fire until sunset (around midnight) & the mosquitoes + spotting constellations and satellites in the night sky + heading back inside & curling up together, hair damp, still smelling of sauna and soft lakewater = what we call Reilu meininki :p

Hey, it worked for me.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2005-01-20, 4:41 PM #37
I'm a simple man.

It all starts around six to six-thirty -- post-meridian -- in midsummer.

I'd drive up to her house/apartment/dorm in Switchblade, my '78 Firebird. Upon her arrival at the entrance to her house, I would escort her to the passenger door, which I would open for her. A bouquet of flowers would be sitting on the seat waiting for her.

I renter the driver's side, and we go out to a romantic dinner for two in a small resturaunt. Over the multi-hour meal we sit and talk, and just enjoy each other's company. When we're finished, we return to the car and find the best place to watch a sunset. It is around this time that I take hold of her hand.

Following this, we go out to a nice drive-in movie, where we spend the rest of the post-sunset evening together, cuddling in the back seat.

That's about it, I think.
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2005-01-20, 6:03 PM #38
I think that the word "cuddling" is disgusting. Anywho...
We spend some time feeding ducks at a park. Then we dance like nobody was watching and I pick a flower and place it in her hair. We kiss. Some other stuff happens and some old people get mad at us. As the sun sets I attempt to play stairway to heaven on an acoustic guitar, which just so happens to be the the greatest make-out song ever, but then I wind up stopping because of the that fact.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Going to try for this saturday.

edit: I don't like being discriptive. Sue me.
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2005-01-20, 6:40 PM #39
Wow, you guys are really sweet. You complain about not being able to find girls that are gamers, and we complain that guys arent romantic, but you have proven me wrong...unless your just doing that stuff because of what it leads to......

But anyway, as far as perfect evenings go, I would like to have dinner on a beach as the sun goes down. .... Or the classic "dinner/flowers/movie/video game and the let things get really interesting" would be great as well..... oh well.....
2005-01-20, 6:43 PM #40
I have no particular preference for gamer girls, I just can't get a girl because I lack confidence.
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