Hey, I don't argue with people unless they say something stupid.
Unfortunately, it happens quite often.
-Dj Yoshi

I'll laugh at you all when you wake up in the morning and Kerry has won.
I won't stop laughing until January.
-Freelancer

The forums seem fine as ever to me. I just don't read threads by people that I
know make stupid threads.
-Emon

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28726#post385412

Wow., I'd hate to have the power out for to long... my laptop only has limited battery power.
-MechWarrior

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28702#post384835

we need the USSR back. It kept their hotheadedness in check.
-Schming

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?threadid=26886

*step*

*splat*

Oh. Oh, God. What's this I stepped into? It looks like vomit.

Oh, wait. It's a regurgitated argument.
- Wolfy

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?threadid=26886

I hate when people state obvious things like they came up with the idea themselves.
Of course what's obvious to one person may not be to everyone else.

That's why it's so hard to argue about religion or anything on the internet because everyone
is coming from all different directions at once. Most of the time people end up typing incomplete
thoughts and half-arguments that only confuse other people. Some of us are thinking the same thing,
but no one's ever able to say it without it getting all jumbled up or being two pages long. T
hat's why people need to read these things with less conviction and more reflection on what
they've already come up with on their own.

For example - Now someone will read the above and think "Obviously, I already knew that.
Why is he even posting." Well, why are we still arguing about the existence of God?
-thauruin

http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27095

My mom helped develop Propecia, and she's assured that it works. But she also raised me,
and look how I turned out, so I'm not sure if she can be trusted.
-stat
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=28408#post377768

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?
Rob
http://forums.massassi.net/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29541#post404819

AMERICANS ARE AT IT AGAIN.

JOB WELL DONE.

BURGERBOYS.
-FastGamerr The Right

Originally posted by Burrie on #Massassi:
<Burrie> Oh yes, Tony is really one of those #Massassi folks whom will always be remembered as a *******.

Originally posted by Burrie on #Massassi:
<Burrie> Oooh, and look at that. Now he typed that I'm a Burrieto. I'm literally going to shave my beard out of frustration.

Hmmm...sounds like you have a deficiency of high-velocity lead at your left temple.
- Roach

Wouldnt that be more like an expensive hooker? Cheap hookers just kinda sit there and expect you to-.... I've said too much.
- Spork

Stu·po·gra·phic (adj.)
"Public interest groups" that speak without thinking.
- Wolfy

I wouldn't go so far as to say it is ugly. Rather, it has a very distinctive visual style that cannot be matched when done well.
- stat

When you kill 6 people in UT it's 'Monster Kill', in Quake 3 it's 'Excellent', but in Counter-Strike it's 'kicked by console'.
- Mort-Hog

<Is> help
* Is needs help

Stu·po·gra·phic (adj.)
"Public interest groups" that speak without thinking.
- Wolfy

<spe> my girlfriends birthday is on valentines day, i'm getting more stressed as the day approaches
<zully> dump her
<zully> seriously
<zully> it's not worth the effort

<G-Man> genki!!!
<G-Man> hi
<Genki> hello, g-man
<Succubus> Every time I see your nick, I think of g-strings
<Succubus> For some reason.
<G-Man> my?
<Succubus> Yes

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<CoolMatty> AHHH THE WORLD IS FALLING APART

* maeve|nothere flashes
<maeve|nothere> see?
<maeve|nothere> *giggle*
<Genki> ...
<spud> O_O
<GtkCazor> woah
* Offspring dies of shock
<GtkCazor> i just saw... holy crap
<spud> ... thank you.
<GtkCazor> haha
<GtkCazor> hahahahaa
<maeve|nothere> you lot are waaaaaay too easily excited

<Kedri> I was there with some friends in August, and one of them said the royal guards *must* remain absolutely motionless, no matter what. Of course, from this stemmed the dare to tweak the guard's nose.
<Geb> B.U.M.P.!
<Sine_Nomen> ahahah
<Grismath> heheh
<MBeggar> lol
<Kedri> So I tweaked his nose.
<MBeggar> and
<Grismath> ...and?
<Kedri> Let me tell you...
<Grismath> Did he pull out his saber?
<MBeggar> haha
<Geb> and and and and and AND????
<Sine_Nomen> Yeah, make with the telling of the rest of the story!
<Kedri> ...nothing clears away the jet lag from a trans-atlantic FASTER than the crack of the butt of a rifle on your forehead

<Freelancer> I'm the real Free
<FreeIancer> Shut up, you imposter.

i was settling in for a nice sunday afternoon of tv and snoozing when i heard a knock at my door.
i ignored it at first but they knocked again. i was going to ignore it again but i felt this overwhelming urge to answer it this time.
when i looked through the peephole i saw this.

i thought they were jehovas witnesses and i was going to tell them to go away. but i couldn't help but open the door. i invited my guests in and they sat on the couch and started to speak.
as they spoke at length, i put some coffee on and put some croisants in the oven.
a few hours and a couple of pots of coffee later, they knew the location of the secret rebel hideout and together we had revised our plans for galactic domination. i was now a part of their club.

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
No one ever quotes me :-(

Originally posted by Stinkywrix
This thread makes Stinkywrix sad

anything and everything i say in the chat

Can I quote myself?
-Master Tonberry

Originally posted by DogSRoOL then quoted in someone's sig, and quoted again by DogSRoOL

There's a pretty big difference in writing a song for someone and dedicating a Jedi Knight level to someone.

"DogSRoOL sucks."
-- gbk

Originally posted by alpha1
nobody quotes me ever. I have never been mentioned in a thread without posting in it first unless someone was saying that I finaly shortened my sig or that I was doing a new topic spamfest (long time ago, dont ask)

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
No one ever quotes me :-(

[<dud|EvilGenius> You know a game is good when you look at the patchnotes and see "Fixed a rare crash involving monkeys."

THE INTERNET PEOPLE SUCK AT LIFE

Originally posted by Wolfy
When did I say that?

Originally posted by Nightwind
All hail Tenshu, all knowing, the authority on all subjects ever concievable!

Originally posted by jEDIkIRBY
No one ever quotes me :-(

If you ask me, Xgirl and Xboy better avoid alcohol as much as possible, which is a daunting task when it comes to a wedding
-SavageX378

Never eat french fries...

... and breathe at the same time.
- Mikus

Originally posted by LividDK27
As far as I remember, it was a thread about a "public interest group" coining the phrase "killographic" to describe games or somesuch.

*** kak was kicked by Brian (I'M NOT ANGRY WHAT THE MOTHER F******* HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT B****!?!?!?!)

*** Seb was kicked by Sine_Nomen-elsewhere (wtf are you talking about? I don't have a friggin temper.. jesus christ people piss me off)

<Quirty> Qwerty Says to Duo: ubuu is osama bin laden
<Quirty> Qwerty Says to Wolfy: s3><0r si 1337

<JBF> Technical support is how much a minute? Only one other industry charges $3.99 a minute to talk to you, and at least you get some degree of pleasure out of that!

<EL3CTRO> dont look or yuo get HORROR liek "Tempal of the Lost Radier Ark" when Naszis looked at Ark and they did melt liek chocolate Naszi

<MutantSith> who's the head of the mafia, the pope?

<jipe> .. yes, Ubuu, we're racist commy nazi jews, and we hate male pattern baldness

<Sine_Nomen-civ3> rob's entire life is one big wtf

<Professor`K> Sorry, but half-way through your logic, my head exploded

<Kedri> I always dug that song the Ewoks sang while they were adding firewood underneath Han and Luke in their little village. Every once in a while I'll sing it to myself while I'm working on something

<Professor`K> "Unfortunately, no one can be told what Kedri is. You just have to experience it for yourself."

<Kedri> YEAH!!! ALL-NIGHTER!!! WOO-HOO!!! WOO... zzz...

<Professor`K> "Sine's sexual advances were at once unsettling and exhilarating"

<Professor`K> no, because I'm not from MOON MAN LAND like you

<Kedri> Congenital retardation is prerequisite for all the staff at MTV. I thought you knew that.

<Sine_Nomen-food> no cussing, nudity or sex, just drinking, smoking, and tripping horses with wires!

<Hoard> Ghost: he used a racial slur and any use of those, no matter WHO you are, is accepted

<CookedHaggis> What, is it a "Power Rangers" kind of deal- you all combine into one big massive MEGA-OP or something?

<Seb> WE'RE BITTER SELF ABSORBRED CHAUVINIST KICK NAZIS, ASK QUESTIONS ELSEWHERE.

<Jim7> WTH? i wish mine was that small

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<CookedHaggis> And anyway, Qwerty's mad, peverted and disturbed. His opinions don't count. Like Cavey.

<DSettahr> in all my dreams i s3><0rz you Wolfay

<Skimpy> .....what am I gonna do with Girls Gone Wild on Campus

<Cave_Demon> Burrie, the best way to get women... find some women and talk to them: you: "hey ladies, want some real good sex?" women: "no" you: "come with me then"

<stat> HELLO, MY NAME IS kak, YOU KILLED MY kak, PREPARE TO kak

*** Oberfeldwebel was kicked by Sine_Nomen-photoshop (WHAT PART OF "STOP" ESCAPES YOU? TWO SYLLABLES.)

<Brad> 'in the news today, 5 teenagers raided and took over the Raven Software building. When asked a reaon for the insanity, they replied 'wtf i want backstab'. Members of the police dept are still trying to decode the strange message.'

<jipe> I am AGILE. MOBILE. STERILE. I AM A FIGHTING MACHINE.

<DeTRiTiC-iQ> kak, why do you keep pm'ing me asking me what Sine's pleasure spot is? I DON'T KNOW, ASK HIM YOURSELF

*** God was kicked by Jesus (Jesus)

*** Humor has left #massassi

<Brian> finnish is a very simple language
<Brian> they only have 6 letters

<stat> Someone wrote a book about those Lord of the Rings movies. I bet they're crap though, books about movies always are.

<stat> " An' so Peta sez, 'Yo, Jesuz, I will love ya foreva, holla!' But Jesuz then sed, "Pete, my brudda, by da time dat cock be crowin', you had already denied me three timezz. Word.'"

<casmill2> I swear to god i must be the only true optimist left on the planet.

<lordvader> SOMETIMES MY FEET YELL "CLUNCHY" AT ME AND I SAY "NOOOO" AND JUMP OFF A BLENDER

<kak> Maybe Kedri can do the camera work. You know, being a harvard student and all, he's probably good at everything.

* Brother`Nomen was kicked by Pope`Gris (HERESY!)

<Sine_Nomen> oh holy hell, that is NOT COOL. zulu impis couldn't take on british riflemen in the 1850s, yet they can destroy a sherman tank. wtf

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

Originally posted on #Massassi:
<d-_-b> kak, I woke up in the middle of the night, and outloud, no joke, I screamed 'Sexgun! I need the Sexgun'
<d-_-b> I then pondered WHY I was screaming sexgun, and I realised I was dreaming about whether kak was a guy or a girl.

Originally posted on #Massassi:
<Kroko> How many GOYs does it take to change a lightbulb? One GOY and a GORL.

Originally posted by Wolfy
A lot of friggin quotes

Originally posted by edicimoh
Wolfy wins.