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Massassi Quotes for the Masses!
2005-02-10, 12:06 PM #41
<SAJN_Master> AHHH!!!! Dj Yoshi just sent me a picture with like 500 wangs, and my mom was right behind me!
<Jim7> Did she recognize any of them?



* Jim7 is now known as ***
<Blood_Asp> i'm done.
<SuperS51> Har.
<***> !asskick
* *** was kicked by Mike (asskick activated! ())
<Mike> lol
<Blood_Asp> HAHAHAHA
<Eval_Muurn> haha
* *** has joined #massassi
* Mike sets mode: +v ***
<Eval_Muurn> *** r *****.
* *** is now known as Jim7



* Cazor ties self to the bed
* Homicide rides
* EL3CTRO <3 Gay Pimp
<Homicide> :o
<Cazor> NO
<Cazor> GET OFF
<Homicide> IM TRYNg
<EL3CTRO> hahahahaha
<Cazor> OMFGNO



<radiant`sine> I'm going to start kicking you every time you misspell somehting, ok?




<SiliconC> ober is DCC'ing her nude pics
<buck> lol
<jk`milk> haha
<Wazzit> hmm
<BeThAnY> omg
<BeThAnY> plz dont curse
Think while it's still legal.
2005-02-10, 1:41 PM #42
Good Times :D
Pissed Off?
2005-02-10, 2:16 PM #43
Bah! I gotta start saying more whitty things. Cause right now, my quote well is as dry as my humor.
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-02-10, 2:42 PM #44
Quote:
Originally posted by - Tony -
Go to the ISB for quotes.


While appreciated, it's not quite the same, Tony. Unless you mean non-story quotes, of which one recent one comes to mind...

In response to someone asking if spamming the NeS was a "sin against Geb" and if said person should be hung:

Quote:
Originally posted by The Last True Evil:
Well here at the ISB we encourage sinners to commit ritual suicide, but if Geb has been having a particularly rough day and wants to vent, out come the testicle clamps...


I don't know what TLTE is talking about personally... >_>
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2005-02-10, 3:37 PM #45
Quote:
Originally posted by edicimoh
Wolfy wins.


That was actually a rather selective file. My full text file can be found here.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-02-10, 3:39 PM #46
Quote:
Originally posted by maevie
I have some quotes from you on my HD, but they're not funny, just sweet.


Care to share? Now I'm wondering what I said, and how sober I was when I said them...

JediKirby
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2005-02-10, 4:27 PM #47
Excerpts from a thhread a long time ago:
Quote:
Buildings that we have created to be aesthetically pleasing are slaughtering birds

Glass is ubiquitous and it's indiscriminate, killing the fit and the unfit,

>Isn't glass harmful to anything? I'll cut anyone who says any diffrent.

>Alright. So lets just use seagulls. Say every year, one million seagulls get killed by flying into a window. Now, lets say that in an average seagulls life, it produces 20 baby seagulls, 10 of which live to produce baby seagulls. Now lets say there are 100 million seagulls.
Hmm.. Seems like the seagulls will survive. Damn.

>I beleive making a medicine that boosts the birdies intelligence would pretty much solve the bird-window problem.
>>
Then we'd have ultra-intelligent birds to deal with. Perhaps still bitter from our glass-induced genocide.


Quote:
I have a washboard stomach, I just seem to have missplaced it at the moment
~outlaw torn


Quote:
If there is a 50% chance that you are going to be right, there is a 90% chance that you will choose the wrong one ~SithNazgul, the 50-50-90 rule


Quote:
Semicolons are only punctuation used to show that you've gone to school.
~Hebedee


Quote:
There was a time when people would just suck it up and move on. Now is not that time.
~Avenger
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-02-10, 4:35 PM #48
I always come up with the wittiest things to say when no one's around. Bah!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-02-10, 4:57 PM #49
<Flexor> flexi-wings.. protecting women everywhere. Always.


<Flexor> so I know canadian money is worthless, but anyone wanna be my friend for 20 loonies?
<Mike> loonies
<Mike> that's canadian currency?
<Mike> hahahahahahahahaha
<Flexor> ...
* Flexor cries and runs away


<Flexor> You can quit... and kakorette can help control the cravings. Ask your doctor about kakorette.


[edit] and also this -

*** Jessie has joined #massassi
*** Flexor sets mode: +v Jessie
<Flexor> A GIRL!!
* Flexor hides
* Jessie blinks
<Jessie> Riiiiight.
<Genki|game> yay a girl! we have a new maeve
<skuzz|game> whoa
<Jim7[Alice]> heh.... don't worry about flex he is afraid of females
* Genki|game stalks Jessie
* Jessie smacks Genki|game over the head with a shovel
<Jessie> Down boy
* Flexor panics and starts running like hell
* Genki|game hides behind telephone poles
<skuzz|game> haha
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2005-02-10, 5:12 PM #50
Again, I love massassi quotes. I never keep any, do you guys just copy them out #massassi and save them somewhere to be forgotten? :confused:
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-02-10, 5:48 PM #51
This reminds me of Bash.org....
:)
2005-02-10, 6:42 PM #52
I've had some clever ones in my day, not as many as like everyone else but they are there.
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2005-02-10, 9:14 PM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Woah some people actually listen to me :eek:


The quote I posted from you is one of the only times I have ever literally fallen out of my chair laughing. It hurt they way I hit the ground, but I was still laughing for like 2-3 minutes straight, and I feel I must tip my hat to you on that matter, having been the only person to cuase me to have a reaction like that.
"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm
2005-02-10, 9:21 PM #54
I have a few that I like alot...

Quote:
<Ishionu> We should upgrade Sex
<Yecti> they did that a while ago... it's called Anal
<Yecti> *shudder*
<Yecti> still not brave enough to upgrade
<lat> i'll be sure to try it out tommarow


Quote:
Quoted by Cazor (context is missing :mad: ):
<Yecti> I always knew I was a gay pedophile


Quote:
<spe> pregnancy is funny when i'm not involved


Quote:
<Cazor> haha you simpelled again
<Cazor> MIS
<Cazor> GOD DAMNIT
<Yoshi> I think we should quote that too.
<Cazor> SCREW YOU ALL TO HELL.


Quote:
<Homicide> HAY GUYS WANNA HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT MAEVS REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS?
<landfish> O_o
* maevie sCoWls
<Homicide> :P
<Homicide> so sue me if i like em better then mine.
<Homicide> mine suck :(
<Homicide> OHHHHHHHHHHH IF I HAD A UUUUUUUUUTERUS
<landfish> O_o
<Homicide> ID SING ALL NIGHT AND DAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
<Nikumubeki> ULTROS!
<Nikumubeki> MWAHAHAH!
<Homicide> IF I HAD A PAIR OF OOOOOOOVARIES
<Homicide> I'D DANCE AND SAY YAAAAAAAAAAAAY
<Homicide> </song>
<maevie> omq
* landfish stabz Homicide
<maevie> that was...scary


Quote:
* GoY tickles maevie with a Zully
* maevie giggles
<tofu> ...And they lived happily ever after
* Zully humps maevie furiously into the floorboards
* maevie squeals and slaps Zully with a white glove
<Force_destiny> lol I chalange you to a deul
<tofu> ...And they lived happily ever after


Quote:
<tofu> SPUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
* septic has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<tofu> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
* Wolfy moshes to There's Only Me by Rob Dougan for 5:36.
<maevie> poor thing
<maevie> he took it pretty hard
* JediGandalf nods
* tofu cries
<maevie> to be honest, he was never really the same again
<maevie> he loved that potato
* tofu is never the same again
<Jim7[MaxPayne]> whoa... i got a sweet screenshot
<maevie> but all things must come to an end
* Jim7[MaxPayne] is now known as Jim7
<maevie> GET OUT OF MY MONOLOGUE1!!!!!


Quote:
* kak sets mode: -v SAJN_Master

(about 5 mins later)

* kak sets mode: -m
<kak> I like sajn
<kak> He actually takes punishment.
<SAJN_Master> WANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWhahaha you can't hear me I am de-voiced! KEKEKEKE wnag wanga I AM TEH SPEEECH!
<SAJN_Master> oh
<SAJN_Master> crap
<MBeggar> HAHAHAHAHA
<Zell> ....
* MAxisBye sets mode: -v SAJN_Master


Quote:
<Flexor> why would you want variety?
<Wolfy> He's talking about dinners, Flexor.
<Wolfy> Chicken every night gets old.
<Flexor> I'd be happy sleeping with the same woman for the rest of my life
<JediGandalf> I would too.
<Flexor> ... and eat chicken every kakdamn night
<Wolfy> I foresee a sharp decline in chicken populations following Flexor's marriage
<Flexor> :)


Quote:
<Yecti> It's terrible
<Yecti> she's abusive
<Yecti> I'm calling the cops
<Yecti> :p
* JediGandalf shakes head.
<Yecti> haha best 911 call ever
<Yecti> "Hello 911, what is your emergency"
<Yecti> yes. I'd like to report spousal abuse.
<Yecti> "who's being abused sir?"
<Yecti> me
<Yecti> "by your spouse?"
<Yecti> who else!?
<JediGandalf> <insert background laughter>
<Yecti> "so what's happening? have you been hit?"
<Yecti> yes. in the back of my head with her open palm
<Yecti> "aha... so she smacked you upside your head? was there a confrontation?"
<Yecti> Well, I told her that my *** was lazy and she needed to get me a sammich
<Yecti> "and she smacked you upside your head... then what?"
<Yecti> well... then she just kinda ignored me the rest of the day
<Yecti> "riiiight"
<Yecti> what?
<Yecti> I'm a raving attention whore and a codependent. I NEED attention.
<Yecti> *click bzzzzzzzzzz*
<JediGandalf> Haha
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
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2005-02-10, 11:59 PM #55
Hey, I got quoted!

I'm quoted on the WPO main page too, so it's all good. :D
Pissed Off?
2005-02-11, 2:19 AM #56
That reminds me.

Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger in response to my diet:
I'm worried about the waffle intake. That's a lot of waffles.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-02-11, 4:22 AM #57
Quote:
Originally posted by Avenger
Hey, I got quoted!

I'm quoted on the WPO main page too, so it's all good. :D


You took over from mine!

Now I'm pissed off! :p
2005-02-11, 4:47 AM #58
i need to learn how to be witty, rather than arrogant and offensive... bah
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2005-02-11, 6:35 AM #59
Quote:
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle
This is Massassi, where we're a bunch of lonely, miserable people. You want to know what we're doing Valentine's day? Dying a little more inside.
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2005-02-11, 9:16 PM #60
Quote:
Originally posted by Yecti
After that I added two more, a stud horizontally through the shaft of my unit just behind the head and a ring through my scrotum. The scrotum has since been removed.

Gold. :D
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-02-11, 9:57 PM #61
Quote:
Originally posted by - Tony -
That reminds me.


I remember that one. ;)
Pissed Off?
2005-02-12, 3:11 AM #62
:(
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