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A weird thread...
2005-02-19, 9:48 PM #1
I just finished watching Dawn of the Dead. While the movie was filled with senseless violence almost everywhere, it was somewhat entertaining. A decent popcorn film with friends. And the zombies and action were played out well (I guess). But this is not the point of this weird thread (I had too much Dr. Pepper)...

Let's, for a moment, pretend such an event occured and almost everyone around you has turned into blood-thirsty zombies (or "undead individuals" if you want a better term). And you are in some building surrounded by these crazy, murderous things. Also, you have a small arsenal of weapons (pistols, shotguns, rifles, etc.) The zombies are closing in, the scene is pretty grim and you need to find a better place to go. To accompany you on your dangerous mission, which of your fellow Massassian(s) would you trust to cover your back and are unafraid to blast away legions of the undead?
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2005-02-19, 9:52 PM #2
you say it's filled with senseless violence like it's a bad thing.

i would take jorbo. cause you know he's good with a gun.
2005-02-19, 10:07 PM #3
I'm too new and don't really know people that well so I guess I would just die in that situation. :(
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-02-19, 10:21 PM #4
The most annoying of you, of course. This way, should you all turn into zombies, I won't have to feel so bad about shooting you. :p
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2005-02-19, 10:48 PM #5
*Checks the most common gun-poster in Showcase forum*
2 pages back I gave up.

-Jedi Kirby, I guess. It'll be fun. "Your skull damage model totally su-GAHHH!"
2005-02-19, 11:14 PM #6
I would trust someone like Flexor or Cazor to kill zombies efficiently, but for best results I would use gun wielders like CadetLee.
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2005-02-19, 11:16 PM #7
I think i'd take whoever handles a gun quite well. Or a cricket bat! Thats the way to go;)

Oooh! someone pick me, I'm good with guns.:D
2005-02-19, 11:43 PM #8
I'd pick someone with a decent handling of low-yield-nuclear Grenades. AKA myself.
2005-02-19, 11:47 PM #9
I'd take someone really fat so I could give him to the zombies, who would then make me their leader.
2005-02-20, 12:13 AM #10
Wooo
2005-02-20, 12:20 AM #11
i would take the massians who have had military/law enforcement experience
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2005-02-20, 12:48 AM #12
Wookie. He'd be my one man army. I'd pick 'em off from the roof ;)
D E A T H
2005-02-20, 12:59 AM #13
For some reason, Freelancer. :confused:
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2005-02-20, 1:13 AM #14
Quote:
Originally posted by DrkJedi82
i would take the massians who have had military/law enforcement experience


I think you would be on my list, DrkJedi82.

Kieran Horn seems to be a military guy. He would be on my list as well. And Wookie06 possibly, hard to be sure.

Well, this was based on the MRE thread, and it didn't contain that much info... :p
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2005-02-20, 4:31 AM #15
CadetLee and Wookie06 are the first names that leap to mind. They know how to handle a weapon.

I'd also take Pagewizard so some nameless guy no one cares about can die in a spectacular fashion early on, Jon'C as the smart brainy guy with glasses who saves the group a few times with his booksmarts but inevitably dies in a dimly lit corridor when no one else is around, maevie as the token female (tight leather / vinyl required) who looks kick-*** holding 2 pistols and is the only eventual survivor, Ubuu as the token black guy who lives for a while but you just know is going to die, Avenger as the loveable funny guy who perishes trying to save others, and SavageX as the quiet religious guy who eventually goes mad.
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2005-02-20, 5:19 AM #16
I'd take Mort-Hog with me
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2005-02-20, 8:36 AM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by lassev
Well, this was based on the MRE thread, and it didn't contain that much info... :p


I think Brian has training too, but not sure.
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2005-02-20, 8:42 AM #18
Psh, I'd take Brian and his jeep and drive over them :D
2005-02-20, 9:14 AM #19
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
CadetLee and Wookie06 are the first names that leap to mind. They know how to handle a weapon.


Yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

Pagewizard is like the guy that owns the boat in Dawn of the Dead.


I think it would be best if all massassians stuck together, as during zombie apocalypses, there is safety in numbers. Although if just one gets bitten and goes unnoticed, that might spoil things for everyone else..
2005-02-20, 10:09 AM #20
I'd take Martyn. Because he looks like Shaun.
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2005-02-20, 11:19 AM #21
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Originally posted by kyle90
I'd take Martyn. Because he looks like Shaun.


Now that I think of it...yeah.
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2005-02-20, 11:42 AM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
I'd take Martyn. Because he looks like Shaun.


Okay, and Martyn :)
D E A T H
2005-02-20, 11:51 AM #23
CadetLee and Keiran, no quests :P
2005-02-20, 12:05 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
I think Brian has training too, but not sure.


At least Brian has a huge hoard of souls. Who knows, they might come in useful under such circumstances :)
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-02-20, 1:09 PM #25
I'd chose Kieran Horn. He's smart always knows the right thing to do in situations and is a military guy

Hm I'm sure there are others I'd consider, but DEF. Kieran :)
2005-02-20, 1:18 PM #26
Quote:
Kieran Horn seems to be a military guy. He would be on my list as well. And Wookie06 possibly, hard to be sure.
Me with a M1 Carbine = constant head shots. I don't think that'd help with zombies though.

I'd probably have to choose Jesus and bring him into my life because in all likelihood I'm SOL in that situation.
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2005-02-20, 1:21 PM #27
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You wouldn't want me to tag along since this will be the 3rd tattoo I'm gonna get :p (it's a bit smudgy against the dark background I see)
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2005-02-20, 1:21 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
Me with a M1 Carbine = constant head shots. I don't think that'd help with zombies though.


you havent seen many zombie movies, have you? "removing the head or destroying the brain" is basically the only way to kill them without completely dismembering them.
2005-02-20, 1:24 PM #29
Bullets tend not to take off whole heads or completely liquify the brain. Well, maybe .45s do.
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2005-02-20, 1:27 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Avenger as the loveable funny guy who perishes trying to save others,


That's what I want you to think. :p

Besides, I started shooting when I was 5.
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2005-02-20, 1:35 PM #31
Flex, he does airsoft and stuff, and he's got that Canadian hunting blood in him
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2005-02-20, 1:39 PM #32
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
Bullets tend not to take off whole heads or completely liquify the brain. Well, maybe .45s do.



Well I'm glad u know at least the basics, especially since Zombies are my biggest fear and imma need u to be killing them! lol

Oh and you'd prob. be the best to deal with me and know how to calm me down so I can focus and kick zombie tush.

But see, nothing better then a guy who has some basic sense when it comes to weapons in case of emergency aka zombie attacks lol ;) :p
2005-02-20, 1:41 PM #33
Hell if I know. It'd probably be someone completely unlike me, so we'd have a sequence of events with, as they say, unexpected and humourous results.
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2005-02-20, 1:41 PM #34
You better hope there aren't any grenades around because I'll kamikaze them. No sense in fighting a losing battle and eventually letting them have their way with me. :)
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2005-02-20, 1:45 PM #35
yeah I think that'd be the worst way to die. everyone else is dead and turned into zombies and they are slowly closing in, eventually waiting to seal your fate...that'd SUCK. that'd def. be hell for me
2005-02-20, 1:49 PM #36
Tony, because I'm in the mood for unexpected and humourous results.
Hazard a company one process.
2005-02-20, 1:50 PM #37
What I still don't understand about dawn of the dead is...

They had guns. They had ammo. They had a shopping mall with enough food to last them a lifetime. So why exactly did they try to run right away? Wouldn't it have been smarter to stay there and fortify their position until they could think of a more intelligent plan than ramming the zombies with a van?
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2005-02-20, 1:52 PM #38
Welcome to Hollywood.
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2005-02-20, 1:52 PM #39
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
Bullets tend not to take off whole heads or completely liquify the brain. Well, maybe .45s do.


Dum-dum, dum-dum...

;)
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-02-20, 1:56 PM #40
*blinks* What?
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