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A weird thread...
2005-02-20, 2:11 PM #41
i would bring blood_asp with me. asp > *
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2005-02-20, 2:12 PM #42
I'd take me..because I'm cool... :(
Think while it's still legal.
2005-02-20, 2:17 PM #43
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
Bullets tend not to take off whole heads or completely liquify the brain. Well, maybe .45s do.


you just have to destroy them enough to where a human couldnt function with the injury. you dont have to blow thier head off. a bullet in their skull takes them out.
2005-02-20, 2:58 PM #44
Quote:
Originally posted by Kieran Horn
*blinks* What?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dum_dum

Not that we would have practiced making things like this in the army, ehheh...

EDIT: I almost forgot. As a last resort, it would be essential to have landfish nearby. Just toss him in the middle of the horde, and when he 'splodes, he takes many of 'em with him...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-02-20, 4:27 PM #45
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
maevie as the token female (tight leather / vinyl required) who looks kick-*** holding 2 pistols and is the only eventual survivor


awesome :D
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2005-02-21, 3:16 AM #46
Hmm, I think I'd just infiltrate in with the zombies, they'd never know :D

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Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2005-02-21, 5:51 AM #47
wow!
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2005-02-21, 6:28 AM #48
Well... Obviously anyone here who is the military.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2005-02-21, 2:08 PM #49
I never understood why Andy didn't just sit on his roof with a .22 and plink zombie heads all day.
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-02-21, 2:17 PM #50
I'm suprised he didn't use a grenade. :p
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-02-21, 7:39 PM #51
happydud- he's quick and agile, would be able to come up with a witty comment, and moreover, is the only one I actually know, so I trust him...mostly.

and as relieved as I am not to have to wear a tight, leather getup (they seem mighty umconfortable, meavie would look better in it I'm sure :)), does that exempt the other massassi females from the destruction? I mean, she survives because she's the only girl, but she's the only surviver, so can I take that to mean we're not even involved in the whole messy affair?
*runs*
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2005-02-21, 9:15 PM #52
Roach, because he'd be able to kick their asses AND tell me what the cause of the zombies' condition is and what's happening to their various organs and systems.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2005-02-22, 1:54 AM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by sugarless5
and as relieved as I am not to have to wear a tight, leather getup (they seem mighty umconfortable, meavie would look better in it I'm sure :)), does that exempt the other massassi females from the destruction? I mean, she survives because she's the only girl, but she's the only surviver, so can I take that to mean we're not even involved in the whole messy affair?


Unfortunately lots of people... actually most of the people, must die in the beginning to make things look very serious and grim for the few remaining. But think of it as a required sacrifice for the greater good.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-02-22, 2:00 AM #54
I'd take GBK with me, those zombies would probably run like hell once he announces he'll go make JK levels as an ode to them >.>
2005-02-22, 2:17 AM #55
I'd take Jim7, spe, s51, and Zully.

If we don't make it, atleast we'll go down like MEN.














So drunk we can't see.
2005-02-22, 2:20 AM #56
Quote:
Originally posted by Warlord
I think it would be best if all massassians stuck together, as during zombie apocalypses, there is safety in numbers. Although if just one gets bitten and goes unnoticed, that might spoil things for everyone else..


No, never travel with more than 5 or 6 people. The bigger the group, the more unorganized it will be, which you can't afford in these situations. In a big group, if one person makes a mistake, you're probably all dead.

I have taken a Zombie Survival Class, basic level. I hope to take the advanced level, or maybe I'll just buy the book. I actually carry small a zombie survival pamphlet in my wallet. It has info on the kind of equipement you want, the weapons you want, and how to defend your house.

For a weapon, I'd prefer to have a blunt weapon. Cutting weapons get stuck in the body, and guns are too loud, unless you have a silencer. A chainsaw is a horrible weapon. It runs on fuel, and it's loud as hell.

I'd want Flexor, Cazor, Avenger, and CadetLee. I know Flexor and Cazor could handle it, CadetLee has had Law Inforcement training, and Avenger looks pretty strong, and has the unique ability of remaining cool in any situation.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-02-22, 4:33 AM #57
Quote:
Originally posted by Chaz Ghostle
For a weapon, I'd prefer to have a blunt weapon. Cutting weapons get stuck in the body, and guns are too loud, unless you have a silencer.


A blunt weapon? Against an opponent that is already dead, feels no pain, doesn't mind broken bones as long as it can drag on? You must be joking, sir!
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2005-02-22, 4:48 AM #58
Bash them in the head with a bat or a crowbar. Simple.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-02-22, 4:57 AM #59
You'd be better of with a katana. No wait, broadsword! Wait, chainsaw!!
The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.
2005-02-22, 5:43 AM #60
NO WAIT THE JAWS OF LIFE LAWLZ.
2005-02-22, 6:08 AM #61
That wouldnt be very practical... I mean what if you have to cut through something more than a few inches thick?
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There is no spoon.
2005-02-22, 6:09 AM #62
The jaws of life will go through damn near ANYTHING.

I used to make them, and I am certified in their use. :)
2005-02-22, 11:51 AM #63
Don't the Jaws of Life opporate very slowly? You need instant action when dealing with zombies!

And I already explained why a chainsaw would be bad. If you can find a katana, go for it.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-02-22, 6:18 PM #64
Quote:
Originally posted by Rob
So drunk we can't see.


Drunks, in a way, are almost zombies.
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2005-02-23, 1:24 AM #65
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
You'd be better of with a katana. No wait, broadsword! Wait, chainsaw!!


omg soulcube
2005-02-23, 3:57 AM #66
Quote:
Originally posted by Echoman
Drunks, in a way, are almost zombies.


The only difference being that zombies want your brain, whereas drunks want your booze.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
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