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What do you think heaven is like?

2005-02-20, 11:26 AM #1

Final_Hope__

After me, all is lost

Posts: 896

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

2005-02-20, 11:30 AM #2

SideBurns

I like to dip them in my soup

Posts: 228

Lots of cinnamon buns. I mean LOTS of cinnamon buns

2005-02-20, 11:32 AM #3

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Apparently there is a shortage of chairs... :confused:

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-02-20, 11:32 AM #4

Molgrew

Giddyup 409

Posts: 1,557

It will be helluva empty

LOL

2005-02-20, 11:34 AM #5

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

I'll know if and when I get there.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-02-20, 11:37 AM #6

MFalse

Self-Proclaimed Lurker

Posts: 735

If there is an afterlife I imagine it would be something like they showed in What Dreams May Come.

"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm

2005-02-20, 11:40 AM #7

Ewoklover

"Ewwwwww..."o

Posts: 1,398

I hope heavan has an alll you can eat buffet of various BBQ meats. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:D

I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

2005-02-20, 11:47 AM #8

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Quote:

Originally posted by gbk
Apparently there is a shortage of chairs...

WE NEED MORE CHAIRS!

[/Ianesco]

Yeah, I imagine it'll be like in What Dreams May Come.

Though there's no meat in Heaven if I remember right. Sorry Ewok

D E A T H

2005-02-20, 12:05 PM #9

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Really fast internet connections.

Stuff

2005-02-20, 12:08 PM #10

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

Quote:

Originally posted by kyle90
Really fast internet connections.

Damn, I was about to post that...

Let's add an ISP with no connection problems and server crashes... And low pings to everywhere.

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2005-02-20, 12:12 PM #11

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

if i told you... it would ruin the surprise...

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-02-20, 12:14 PM #12

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

It'll be really really BORING!

Think about it! All the fun people are going to hell. But if you wanna go upstairs with all the prudes and miss out on the party, it's your loss.

2005-02-20, 12:21 PM #13

Hell Raiser

Villianous Demon Coder

Posts: 1,735

I believe that the afterlife is what you think it will be, at your moment of death. >_<

-Hell Raiser

2005-02-20, 12:23 PM #14

The_Lost_One

Lost No More

Posts: 749

I think it'd be like earth, people would have option to wear clothes (heck, angels wore them in the bible) also, our bodies would be similar to our current ones, I also think we'd be able to chill with our old friends. I think we'd also be able to fly, walk on water, heal, and do pretty much everything that Jesus was able to do, as we'd have an overload of faith lol.

Peace is a lie
There is only passion
Through passion I gain strength
Through strength I gain power
Through power I gain victory
Through victory my chains are broken
The Force shall set me free

2005-02-20, 12:28 PM #15

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

Quote:

Originally posted by Vincent Valentine

Think about it! All the fun people are going to hell. But if you wanna go upstairs with all the prudes and miss out on the party, it's your loss.

hell... a little like earth... except nobody dies... you still need money to get stuff but keep in mind the music totally rocks and we get all the best concerts... and if you ever need a lawyer... *cough*

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-02-20, 12:39 PM #16

Flexor

Flexorator

Posts: 4,279

There's no bathrooms. If you gotta go, you better go before you die.

Seriousely though, on the crazy assumption that there is such a place, I'd do anything to avoid going there.

The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.

2005-02-20, 12:40 PM #17

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Lots and lots of cuddling.

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2005-02-20, 12:54 PM #18

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Your asking that on this forum!? :confused:

Oh well. I think heaven will be a place like earth, just fallen, but perfect. We will work and do stuff, just there won't be any idiots or jerks. I wonder what gaming will be like. We'd actually have completed mods instead of mod teams that break up after a few months as a result of flame wars on their boards. Hopefully beaurcracy will die.

Quote:

Originally posted by Flexor

Seriousely though, on the crazy assumption that there is such a place, I'd do anything to avoid going there.

No problem.

2005-02-20, 1:27 PM #19

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

my idea of heaven, is hong kong, without the men.

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2005-02-20, 1:28 PM #20

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

I don't know, since I'm probably going to Hell. I hope it's like what South Park depicts it as.

Democracy: rule by the stupid

2005-02-20, 1:33 PM #21

SideBurns

I like to dip them in my soup

Posts: 228

Let's go sing songs about how it hurts to lie! Yay!!!!

2005-02-20, 1:35 PM #22

SM_Trige

The jig is up, the news is out, they've finally found me

Posts: 1,222

What if there is no afterlife? All there is is black silence. You can't feel, hear, smell, or see anything. What if it's non-existence? This is why I try not to think about death.

Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?

2005-02-20, 1:36 PM #23

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

Does it really matter? Perception changes, and, well, I'm not headed there anyway.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-02-20, 1:49 PM #24

edicimoh

Biggie Sized

Posts: 550

apple cinnamon pretzels

Hazard a company one process.

2005-02-20, 2:03 PM #25

Jedi Legend

Doesn't Sleep Welll

Posts: 1,380

Quote:

Originally posted by Final_Hope__
some said you would be naked (there is no shame)

I guess I'm in Heaven now.

2005-02-20, 2:41 PM #26

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

Posts: 5,785

I see heaven as being REALLY boring.

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2005-02-20, 2:44 PM #27

DSettahr

to wound the autumnal city.

Posts: 5,313

Quote:

Originally posted by SM_Trige
What if there is no afterlife? All there is is black silence. You can't feel, hear, smell, or see anything. What if it's non-existence? This is why I try not to think about death.

Your description describes an afterlife, not the lack of one. If there isn't one afterall, you wouldnt be around to know what its like after your dead. So why waste time worrying about it?

2005-02-20, 3:58 PM #28

BurrBoy

Has nothing.

Posts: 2,246

I always thought that heaven would never be a place where you do anything physically, and there is nothing to see or do, your soul is just at eternal peace. While in hell you don't really do anything, or see anything, and there is no fire or pitchforks, your soul is just in an eternal state of torture.

I never pictured heaven to be very exciting.

The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.

2005-02-20, 4:02 PM #29

Master Tonberry

Ronald McDonald in disguise

Posts: 1,032

It's probably pretty ****ing sweet-***.

"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen

2005-02-20, 4:02 PM #30

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Communist.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-02-20, 4:13 PM #31

Darth Evad

Not Really a Genius

Posts: 2,966

i'm going to hell. it's going to be hot all year round, i'll be working hard labour so i'll be ripped, and that's where all the dirty women are.
i can't wait.

2005-02-20, 4:16 PM #32

Warlord

I am Fancy

Posts: 1,733

Heaven is like the Jedi - there is no passion, there is only peace.

And Hell would be like the Sith, ruled by emotion.

2005-02-20, 5:05 PM #33

Master Tonberry

Ronald McDonald in disguise

Posts: 1,032

Quote:

Originally posted by Warlord
Heaven is like the Jedi - there is no passion, there is only peace.

And Hell would be like the Sith, ruled by emotion.

Wow, I think in the exact opposite way of this. Buddha == wrong. Passion is where it's at. It's why Jesus died young, and the Buddha was rich and lived to be old and everyone loved him and he sat under a tree. I imagine Hell as a place so sedated and dead and repetitive, like your notion of peace. Heaven would be full of such overwhelming emotion that you would need to leave the physical world. It would be like an orgasm, except there would be no relief, and it would just build, infinitely, that it would tear you apart from the inside.

"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen

2005-02-20, 6:57 PM #34

Double Helix

Genetically Engineered

Posts: 583

What heaven is... It's not something you can imagine.

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.

2005-02-20, 7:01 PM #35

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

2 chicks at once.

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2005-02-20, 7:43 PM #36

darthslaw

Darth Slaw

Posts: 3,490

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2005-02-20, 10:18 PM #37

TheRuleofThirds

2 cents? Sorry, my thoughts are a buck a piece.

Posts: 190

Hmm...even though I'm trying to strive for Heaven, I don't really think about it that much. I'd just as soon try to be an increasingly nice person as my life progresses, because I'm sure I'll get to Heaven and I'm sure it'll be good. But I can't really picture it anymore than I picture the rest of my life in this world, like having my own family and house. Really, there's no point in trying to guess what Heaven's like, because chances are you'll be wrong. The important thing, for now, is the process or the way there, not the actual goal. It's all about doing the right thing, even in your fallible human condition.

DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.

2005-02-21, 12:13 AM #38

Wuss

Admits it.

Posts: 2,113

It certainly wouldn't be boring. Pure bliss and peace beyond current human understanding isn't something that gets old, because the perception of time is completely different. Even though I am of the Christian faith, I like the definition of nirvana and apply it in a way to heaven.

2005-02-21, 12:27 AM #39

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I think heaven will be a lot like it is in Diablo II. You've got some archangel dude hangin' out there, and an old geezer, and a few merchants in this neat castle thing high in the air, with a stairway leading to hell.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2005-02-21, 12:54 AM #40

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

Perfect life would suck. I'd like something a bit more challenging.