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Dead frog thread...
2005-02-27, 6:11 AM #41
They'd claim it was all for science when in fact they were selling the frog meat to consumers.

How would Einstein kill a frog?
Rock is dead - but I believe in necrophilia.
2005-02-27, 6:56 AM #42
He'd exercise Strong Force on it.

How would Mahatma Gandhi kill a frog?
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2005-02-27, 7:10 AM #43
Didnt someone already ask this?
nope.
2005-02-27, 7:15 AM #44
Obviously

how would a rapper kill a frog?
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2005-02-27, 7:20 AM #45
He'd just schizzle up yo froggy's nizzle, an' beat da bizzle with his pimpin' gangsta stick.


How would a Catholic kill a frog?
2005-02-27, 7:32 AM #46
He'd slash it open, rape its wife and burn its house, then blame it on original sin.

How would a pimp kill a frog?
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2005-02-27, 7:34 AM #47
Run it over with the ho train.

How would a jawa kill a frog?
2005-02-27, 7:41 AM #48
They would stun it into submission and sell it to poor, clueless people living nowhere in the vast desert as a miniature R5 droid.

How would Keana Reeves kill a frog?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-02-27, 7:49 AM #49
He'd dodge it's bullets, then kill it with a crappy storyline.


How would a lava lamp kill a frog?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-27, 9:44 AM #50
Drug Over-Dose.



How would a floppy disk kill a frog?
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2005-02-27, 9:58 AM #51
It'd work for three days and suddenly become corrupt in 80% of the sectors.

How would John Carmack kill a frog?
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-02-27, 11:16 AM #52
No one knows, it would be too dark to see.

How would the CIA kill a frog?
omnia mea mecum porto
2005-02-27, 11:21 AM #53
wo tQUOto uld besee.
Origfrog? [/B][/QUOET] [tTE]inknows, it o ally p
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2005-02-27, 11:40 AM #54
I think someone is a bit drunk.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-27, 11:56 AM #55
Quote:
Originally posted by Raoul Duke
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umm..., eat it w/ jello.

How would Connan O'Brian kill the frog?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-02-27, 12:07 PM #56
By asking the frog to be a guest on his talk-show.

How would Boba Fett kill a frog?
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2005-02-27, 12:14 PM #57
By flying around and taunting it with crappy shots until it falls off a cliff (JA style)


How would I kill a frog?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-27, 12:17 PM #58
By doing the hippo on it.

How would Kak kill a frog?
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-02-27, 12:22 PM #59
By banning it.

How would an astronaut driving instructor kill a frog.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-27, 12:25 PM #60
We already had that one.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-02-27, 12:49 PM #61
How would a really nice ninja kill a frog?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-02-27, 12:50 PM #62
HEY!

Do mine, dingus!
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-27, 12:52 PM #63
Bane: By not telling the student to swurve(sp?) and miss.
tinny: By accidently cutting it while practicing with a samurai sword.

How would peter pan kill a frog?
2005-02-27, 12:56 PM #64
he wouldn't, he'd get it high on pixie dust, bring it to his 'neverland' 3rd story appartment, 'save it from captain hook' without wearing a condom, and return it to it's home in promise of returning one day, and keeping the secret of Neverland.

Oh, and how would Bob Ross kill a frog?
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2005-02-27, 1:10 PM #65
I'm really sorry Glyde :(. Bob Ross would paint little lava pools all around it. He'd then say that one of the lava pools was getting lonely then paint a lava pool right under the frog.

How would the Silver Surfer kill a frog?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-02-27, 7:07 PM #66
The frog would be doomed by Galactus, Devourer of Worlds when he is used as a shield for Silver Surfer. *shrug*

How would Colonel Mustard kill a frog?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-02-27, 7:08 PM #67
He'd do it in the kitchen, with a lead pipe.


How would Mega Man kill a frog?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-27, 7:10 PM #68
By releasing a handful of horribly unplayable 3D adventures on the playstation.

How would Ed (CB) killl a frog?
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2005-02-28, 4:00 AM #69
...I have no idea who that is...
He'd kill it with great skill and courage?

How would John Madden kill a frog?
Clarinetists, unite!

-writer of Bloodwing
(a work in progress)
2005-02-28, 7:38 AM #70
Talk too loudly blowing up its small eardrums :(

How would SailorMoon kill a frog?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-02-28, 8:08 AM #71
By forcing it to watch bad Anime.

How would Paul McCartney kill a frog.
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2005-02-28, 8:27 AM #72
He'd line it up for a show and put it on after Janet Jackson.

How would a Mortal Kombat character kill a frog?
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-02-28, 8:34 AM #73
X, X, A, B, L, R, R, R, A, B, X, X

How would a smiley kill a frog?
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2005-02-28, 8:40 AM #74
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how would a Mastodon kill a frog?
2005-02-28, 8:41 AM #75
Tusks, of course. Imagine the possibilities.

How would Schroedinger kill a frog?
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2005-02-28, 8:51 AM #76
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Originally posted by oSiRiS
Tusks, of course. Imagine the possibilities.

How would Schroedinger kill a frog?

By feeding it to his cat - PARADOX: SCHROEDINGER'S CAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY EXIST!

How would a toad kill a frog?
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2005-02-28, 10:27 AM #77
He's give it warts, and since frogs stereotypically don't have warts, it'd cease to exist.

How would a bucket of steam kill a frog?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-02-28, 2:37 PM #78
The steam would make the frog hot, and it would start to emit a smell like it's cooking, this happens to be in the proximity of a French man who... well, I'll let you figure out the rest for yourself.

How would Tony Soprano kill a frog?
Xbox Live/PlayStation Network/Steam: tone217
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2005-02-28, 2:40 PM #79
Bore it to death.

How would John Williams kill a frog?
2005-02-28, 2:59 PM #80
Quote:
Originally posted by IRG SithLord
Bore it to death.

How would John Williams kill a frog?

By blowing it's eardrums out with an orchestra and then by smacking it squarely between the eyes with his conductor's stick.

How would Mr. T kill a frog?
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