It's really not difficult...



To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :



1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynaecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


44. give her compliments regularly

45. love shopping

46. be honest

47. be very rich

48. not stress her out

49. not look at other girls


AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself



51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself



52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



53. Never to forget:



* birthdays

* anniversaries

* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :


1. have sex with him

2. Leave him in peace




...................

***Got it in an email from one of my best buds, thought it was funny and thought to share it***

cute fw:, but I'm one of those men who don't fall into that category. When my current g/f and I were first finally together after being best friends for so long...sure we had sex very often. But now, the newness of our relationship has worn off so much that that's not even a very important aspect of our relationship. I'd say for every 14-21 days I stay over there, we have sex once or twice. Honestly, I don't mind because we're always just glad to be with each other.

If feel so... inadequate. :p

Some correct things, some false things, but the How to Please a Man was spot on.

She's a girl. Dont you think she would know better than you what she wants in a guy? Then again, perhaps there's something you're not telling us. :p

Most girls tell guys one thing but really expect something else. It's not an uncommon practice.

Meh. Sucks for me!

I agree lol. I thought it was funny although not EVERYTHING was right lol. but generally. it was a funny fwd

Man, Venus is a messed up planet anyway. You don't see NASA mounting expeditions there. We all know life couldn't survive there, and thus, women are a figment of the imagination.

How very astute of you. Here, have a cookie.

*Greedily eats cookie*

WHAT?!

Please tell me this is a joke and you don't actually believe that.

No, it's true.

No it isn't.

*stares at barrel of gun*

****.

*pulls trigger*

I think I fit most of that list.



That's the damn truth.

And sandwiches when we want them, damnit.

The way to a man's heart is truly through his stomach.

And beer. Sandwiches and beer.

Now I want a sandwich.

And beer.

I like beer! I like sandwiches!

You lost me after "It's really not difficult..."

...then complain you don't communicate enough in the relationship?

This is why I pretty much have sworn off women.

Heh. That was a funny list.

you see, this list is part of the huge irrationalities of women. she expects him to be all this stuff, which take time and money to go to school, and yet expects him to hang out with her and take care of her with all the time/money he doesnt have trying to be what she wants him to be.even taking SOME of the stuff off that list it would be a lot freakin easier...

crazy broads.

Bah. If that's what girls wanted, they'd be running over each other to get to me.

Girls want guys with high levels of testosterone, plain and simple. She can talk about her imaginary "perfect guy" all she wants, but guess what? Subconscious attraction beats that out in a second.

(Also, I find it very humourous that the list doesn't contain anything about being good-looking. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.....)

bah women suck

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Women want men with high testosterone because of the qualities that high testosterone produces. Confidence, boldness, fearlessness, ambition, just to name a few. Nice guys have lower levels of testosterone on average, so they generally lack these qualities.

Well I disagree.....I dont need all those things to be with someone. I am with someone now and I love him for all that he is. He is alot like me but yet we still have our differences. I cherish him and at the same time he also cherishes me. Not all men are about sex.....although they won't complain when they are having it.....they're are some guys out there with more morals then that and there are some women who don't need all 53 of the things you spoke of. I just need someone who will always be there, thats all i want, and I have it.

Uh... did that really deserve triple-spacing? It's not too difficult to clean it up...

In other news, those things make me glad I'm single.

Google says differently.

How to please Mort:

1. Don't make long lists with double line spacing

Actually, I think that's a load of ****. I don't pick my girls by thinking which one would be better in bed. I'd rather have a caring person I know I can be closest to, rather than a toy.

I had just copied and pasted it from email but I hope Mort is now pleased :p


Also I dont agree with everything on the list, but honestly women tend to look for a lot of those traits in men

what women dont want are men with high levels of estrogen. this hormone is actually the one that activates when the male becomes angry and if his body produces too much he becomes violent. higher levels of testosterone make a man much less irritable and prone to violence.

you have it backwards. Testosterone --> aggression.

I fail to see the connection.

These threads always go downhill, but at least we'll soon know what hormone does what!

meh...of course some of them are a given for be but things like having my guy be a decorator?! That's a no for me. I'd like a guy with no taste (and knows it) so I could be in control of decorating! Um...but yeah, >_> stuff.

no sir, YOU have it backwards. read some of the google links that wolfy posted. (ie http://www.testosterone.usa.ru.com/high-testosterone-level.htm )

that testosterone = agression is a common misconception.

Not really.