We need somebody to post the theory proving girls are evil.

Silly DogsRool, i guarantee you every guy on here wants much more than just those two, but this is just a joke :p

Exactly, which is why I say this list is flat-out ridiculous. As is anyone who's overreacting to it with statements like "Bah! Girls are so picky.. blablahblahablahalabalhaabalha" because it's not true.

Except PW.

*GASP*

Some girls are not picky......I should know I am a girl. I think the only kinda girls with real standards are those who are stuck up and unrealistic about anything. I believe that its not on the outside that really matters it is the inside. For richer or poorer......sickness and in health.....Come on.....I think women today need to stop watching the E channel and reading the glamour magazines and trying to be a superficial loads of crap. Money doesn't buy happiness, looks don't by you happiness either........Take a deeper look at a person and really get to know them inside and out and then see what happens.

there ya go

By that logic, I'm screwed.

Sith, I have a mathematical formula for you:

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You know, that proof doesn't make sense at all because of the first line. It's saying "require" instead of "are", which of course they are not.

It's the same thing as saying "cars are gas" instead of "cars require gas." That proof sucks.

I love your mathmatical equation to determine that girls are evil.........PURE BRILLIANCE....but unfortunately I have to disagree.......you should make one for a percentage of women being evil then that would be GENIUS**

Freelancer: Get a sense of humor and loosen up.

Pagewizard: Testosterone is a biological motivator and can lead to more spontaneity, which people confuse with aggression.

Percentage of girls are evil:


First we state X as the percentage of girls and state this percentage of girls require time and money


X Girls = Time X Money

Then we State that time is money


Time = Money

Then:

X Girls = Money X Money = X(money to the power of 2)

And because money is the root of evil

Money (square root symbol) evil

Therefore

X Girls = ((square root symbol) evil to the power of 2)

And we conclude that

X girls = evil

Now try to figure out what x is???

sorry i stole your original theory. I had too

you forgot cleaning and cooking

And baby-making.

You forgot the >:

thats a good one

I'm everything except:
22, 25, 45, 49

Problem is, when you have that many awesome qualities, you really don't need a woman at all. They do nothing but slow you down. Why?

Because in order for her not to be a drag she has to be just as capable. I've yet to meet any girl as capable as me =/

I wish more women think like you.

I think a lot of women do...men just don't see it :p

Especially not when preoccupied with their teachers...

If that is truly your attitude, then you need to pull your head out of your ***. I sincerely hope that was a joke.

...Because he's got high standards?

Well there is not another one of me but there are women who think the same way as i do. When you see someone you like really take a deeper look at them.....not only the physical because that is not the attraction we have towards people. The real reason we are attracted to people is smell. Though we don't realize it we all have a distinct smell and we are attracted to them just like animals are attracted to one another. Put yourself out there....believe me if its meant to be then its worth it. I did the same exact thing and i winded up with the most amazing person you would ever met. I think you all know him too.

I find that the thing that gets girls to like you most is simply talking to them, being friendly, helping them with thier problems, and being honest. Can't forget complimenting them, too. :p

[EDIT: THey also liek it wehn u misspell every ohter word. :rolleyes:]

...

I've been with my fiancee for a long while... The "newness" is far from what causes us to have a lot of sex. Good on you if you're happy, but I'm a firm believer that a healthy relationship has a healthy sex life.

So Yecti's hr0ny.

It's important to not only enjoy spending quality time, but filthy, disgusting, but ultimately mutualistically pleasing time together too.

QF ****ING T

while he put it in much more, erm, tactful terms the first time.

in my experiance this is true. although at the end of my last relationship (lasted 5 wonderful years give/take a few months) the last 6m were the best sex we'd ever had, but neither of us was happy. turns out she was a lying cheating *****, but i'm not bitter.

now i'm in a nice comfortable relationship going on 1y3m. first 2 months, neither of us was satisfied, but things got better and better after that. rawr.

i feel incoherant...am i?

For some reason, that reminded me of something from Family Guy. I don't think I should quote it here, but suffice to say the phrases "vagina junction," "function," and "spittin' out babies" appears in it. :-\

You just quoted the dirtiest parts of the song.

o_O?

just because i hate stereotypes and i hate being one:

i dont need my man to be the following because i have that already in someone else: # 4,5,6

or i can do it myself or am myself: # 7,8,9,10,11,12,13,13,17,21,25,
wtf is 14?

they have 15 as part of medicare here in canada...16/18 are old fogeys i do not trust

19 is so stupidly vague

23 is borderline required, 26 is assuming you dont have a roof over your head or central heating..27 is one of those things you get when you give it, smae with 28 dont ask for soemthing you dont got...and same with 29..and 30..and 31...and 32
33...pretty much up till 43. and 46 and 47 and 48, and definately 49.

44. if shes got low confidence. or if its a 'new' relationship. those two are kinda hand in hand..

45... i thought we were talking about straight guys here?


50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself ...BS...

51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself ...yes this an episode of dawsons creek. give her time.

52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes...not unless shes willing tod o the same.


the only thing i agree with coz honestly if youre stupid enough to forget dates then write them down. i dont see anyone forgetting when the episode 3 trailer is coming out.

53. Never to forget:

* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

these things annoy me. makes men seem like they're not enough and women like they're the best thing ever. i know theres supposed to be some cute commedy in there but after 98' when all the cute email fwds got around and i was 11, i kinda got bored.

O_o


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Don't ask quesadilla_red.....jeez I thought all the old Massassians either left or have stopped remembering that.




You could always clone yourself...
Interesting, I never heard about the smell theory before. Where did you learn this?



I have poor eye sight I guess, or I'm just cynical.

I think the smell thing is dealing with pheromones...if it is, that still hasn't been proven, but I think it's there.

hasn't been proven my ***... We're mamals. Mamals operate HEAVILY on scent. You douse yourself in deer piss to get a buck to come over to shoot him. You douse yourself in cologne and then sweat a bit in a club and women smell it.

There is not a man alive who will say that his woman (or any woman save a huge beast of a woman) smells awesome when she sweats. It's proven.

It's healthy, I was mostly pointing out that it's no longer...overactive.

Wang.Chafe++

And for those outside the south?...

HAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOL!!!

nice tiiming dude, made me laugh.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Perfect Women need:

2 B Chinese

2 B Pretty

2 Have a good body

2 B into vampires

2 B Gothic AND buddhist

2 B small

2 B dirty


is that so hard to ask????

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

The reason they say it's not proven is because, like other mammals, a guy can rarely sense when a female is in "heat." There are people on both sides that are for and against it - kind of like the question if humans are monogamous creatures or not.