Since the WoW servers have been down all day, I decided I'd pop in to Counter-Strike to try to alleviate some boredom.
Oh wait... WRONG!
Of course Steam isn't going to let me play games! That would be far too useful.
My history with Steam:
- CS 1.6 requires Steam now? Um... ok. Hey cool, it deleted my Half-Life folder and won't let me play most of my mods, but at least I can download the newest CS patch! Surely I am riding the wave of the future!
- Pre-order Half-Life 2! They'll download HL2 right to my computer the day it comes out! Oh so happy! (I've never been angrier at myself for falling for this ****)
- HL2 comes out- everyone in the world downloads HL2. I can't connect to the server for a week.
- I finally connect to the server: Pre-loading HL2 game files from Steam!
- Wait 2 hours... nothing happens
- Leave download running overnight... nothing happens
- Wait 2 days... nothing happens
- Ok, obviously the download is not working, I'll try tech support.
- Register on the steampowered.com forums, attempt to post a thread. Get message saying I'm not allowed to post.
- Attempt to create a new account. Forum informs me I already have an account.
- E-mail tech support.
- Wait 2 weeks
- Tech support tells me to post my problem on the forums. (wow)
- Search fruitlessly for a way to contact a real person, first with the intention of getting HL2 to work, then with the intention of getting my money back. No luck.
- Reinstall Steam 1,000 times trying to get the download to work. No luck.
- Give up and forget about HL2 for a month.
- Log on to Steam one day just for the hell of it and HL2 actually starts to download!
- Play through and beat the best game ever! Oh so happy!
- Buy WoW, never heard from again.
Which brings me up to date:
- Log on to Steam, open Play Games menu. Instead of games, it gives me a message saying "Searching for game updates..." that stays there forever.
- Uninstall Steam. It deletes HL2, CS, and all my other Valve games from my hard drive. Woo.
- Reinstall Steam. Double-click Counter-Strike: Source.
- Pre-loading Counter-Strike: Source game files from Steam.
- Wait 3 hours... GOD ****ING DAMN IT
Now I'm once again having the problem I had the first time I tried to install HL2. And I STILL can't post on the forums.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE!
I want my ****ing money back you ****suckers.
Oh wait... WRONG!
Of course Steam isn't going to let me play games! That would be far too useful.
My history with Steam:
- CS 1.6 requires Steam now? Um... ok. Hey cool, it deleted my Half-Life folder and won't let me play most of my mods, but at least I can download the newest CS patch! Surely I am riding the wave of the future!
- Pre-order Half-Life 2! They'll download HL2 right to my computer the day it comes out! Oh so happy! (I've never been angrier at myself for falling for this ****)
- HL2 comes out- everyone in the world downloads HL2. I can't connect to the server for a week.
- I finally connect to the server: Pre-loading HL2 game files from Steam!
- Wait 2 hours... nothing happens
- Leave download running overnight... nothing happens
- Wait 2 days... nothing happens
- Ok, obviously the download is not working, I'll try tech support.
- Register on the steampowered.com forums, attempt to post a thread. Get message saying I'm not allowed to post.
- Attempt to create a new account. Forum informs me I already have an account.
- E-mail tech support.
- Wait 2 weeks
- Tech support tells me to post my problem on the forums. (wow)
- Search fruitlessly for a way to contact a real person, first with the intention of getting HL2 to work, then with the intention of getting my money back. No luck.
- Reinstall Steam 1,000 times trying to get the download to work. No luck.
- Give up and forget about HL2 for a month.
- Log on to Steam one day just for the hell of it and HL2 actually starts to download!
- Play through and beat the best game ever! Oh so happy!
- Buy WoW, never heard from again.
Which brings me up to date:
- Log on to Steam, open Play Games menu. Instead of games, it gives me a message saying "Searching for game updates..." that stays there forever.
- Uninstall Steam. It deletes HL2, CS, and all my other Valve games from my hard drive. Woo.
- Reinstall Steam. Double-click Counter-Strike: Source.
- Pre-loading Counter-Strike: Source game files from Steam.
- Wait 3 hours... GOD ****ING DAMN IT
Now I'm once again having the problem I had the first time I tried to install HL2. And I STILL can't post on the forums.
I JUST WANT TO PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE!
I want my ****ing money back you ****suckers.
Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.