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My secret, but most of you suspected this anyway.
2005-04-01, 6:37 AM #1
Ever wondered why I'm so girly?
Ever wondered why I'm called Ruth/Ruthven?
EVER wondered why I always post my pics as some green eyed guy who thinks he's gods gift to women?

1) I am a girl
2) My name IS Ruth (Ruth Spalding)
3) The pics of Aaaron are taken from my brothers camera.

true I go to the University of Surrey, but I dont climb there. My brother, Pete (who does climb), used to live with Aaron, and I see him on many pub crawls, hence the many pics. He also sends me pics of himself via msn, and boy does that boy love himself up!!

Just between you and me massassi, Ive seen him in the mornings, he looks ruff as old boots.

Heres the real me, with my brother Pete
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-04-01, 6:38 AM #2
And another pic, of Rich perving on me. At least when Aaron tries to hit on me, he doesnt act so stupid...
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-04-01, 6:40 AM #3
Sweet lesbian action.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-04-01, 6:41 AM #4
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Knew it all along!!!!



Eeew...
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2005-04-01, 6:42 AM #5
Quote:
Originally posted by Ruthven
Ever wondered why I'm so girly?
Ever wondered why I'm called Ruth/Ruthven?
EVER wondered why I always post my pics as some green eyed guy who thinks he's gods gift to women?


Ever wondered why Tenshu is so enormously attracted to you?
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enshu
2005-04-01, 6:53 AM #6
I still think parents would be wise to keep hiding their chinese daughters, despite this shocking news...
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2005-04-01, 7:09 AM #7
"Somehow, I always knew..."

















I love it. It's like the perfect ending to the perfect story. ;)
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2005-04-01, 7:42 AM #8
at least now that explains the emotional instability and lack of reasoning.
2005-04-01, 8:19 AM #9
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
at least now that explains the emotional instability and lack of reasoning.

I thought all brits were like that...
2005-04-01, 8:37 AM #10
Pah... what a rubbish April fools.... everyone knows that there's no such thing as a real girl that posts on Massassi... it's guys who pose as girls, not the other way around... pfft!
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2005-04-01, 8:45 AM #11
does your girlfriend know you have these pics? :p
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-04-01, 9:35 AM #12
*saves pics*

*begins stalking*
Stuff
2005-04-01, 2:39 PM #13
Well since I'm not a lesbo, I dont think its possible to have a gf now is it?

(and there are plenty of girls on here Piggy)

Racheal and Victoria (gfriends of mine) also surf here, they love the discussion forums
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-04-01, 2:42 PM #14
LOL PM ME. LETS TALK!11 Ur hot! rofl
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2005-04-01, 3:10 PM #15
If that is really you, I have two things to say...

1: Your attractive girl :D

2: I can understand why you would pretend to be a lad, we can get a bit desperate here :D Including myself but I try to keep the old hormones in-check.

If it's not you.
GRRRRR
2005-04-01, 3:18 PM #16
Well, guess what folks?

THis means that one of the best JK editors of all time is a ... a... an.... a.... oh my.......


ONE OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION!!!!! :eek:
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2005-04-01, 3:41 PM #17
better change the 'Hide Your Young Chinese Daughters!!!' under your name. ha!!
2005-04-01, 3:43 PM #18
Poor BoricuaDelight. :p
DO NOT WANT.
2005-04-01, 4:04 PM #19
Kirby, tell me this is an April Fools! :D

(Sorry, inside "joke")
2005-04-01, 4:08 PM #20
Quote:
Originally posted by Ruthven
I dont think its possible to have a gf now is it?

(gfriends of mine)


O_o
nope.
2005-04-01, 4:28 PM #21
I'm not buying it. If you wanna prove it, hold up a sign. :p
2005-04-01, 4:35 PM #22
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
O_o


girlfriend I meant as lover, g friends means female friends of mine.

Sorry confusing.

Will try Zecks...if i can get my camera functioning
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-04-01, 4:36 PM #23
Roll Charisma to seduce

1d20 + 1 = 1

CRITICAL MISS

:(
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-04-01, 4:41 PM #24
I won't believe it till tomorrow. :p

[and I thought he was gonna say he was gay.]
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2005-04-01, 4:52 PM #25
actually i live in britain its already april 2nd :)
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-04-01, 4:53 PM #26
Quote:
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
I won't believe it till tomorrow. :p

[and I thought he was gonna say he was gay.]


Same here.
2005-04-01, 4:55 PM #27
I refuse to believe this on two grounds:

1. It's april fool's day
2. The mere thought that there could be a female that likes both JK AND Stargate is preposterous.
Stuff
2005-04-01, 5:00 PM #28
/me has flashbacks to when Maevie posted that she was actually a guy, and only a few people fell for it. Besides, even if Ruthven is a girl anyway, who give a ****?
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2005-04-01, 6:15 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by KOP_Snake
/me has flashbacks to when Maevie posted that she was actually a guy


*Exactly* what I was thinking.
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2005-04-01, 9:32 PM #30
Quote:
Originally posted by Cool Matty
Kirby, tell me this is an April Fools! :D

(Sorry, inside "joke")


EXACTLY what I was thinking.
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2005-04-01, 11:27 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Zell
Poor BoricuaDelight. :p



amen to that...either way u are a cute chick. i'm bi, but dag, I hope this is an april fools and aaron is really aaron cuz he's a sexy biatch hehe
2005-04-01, 11:34 PM #32
:eek: :eek: :eek:
2005-04-02, 3:48 AM #33
This thread has become an extreme disappointment.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-04-02, 5:08 AM #34
Ruth, tell me where you are and I might bring my camera over. I'm in Whitby. :D
2005-04-02, 5:42 AM #35
Funny how he'd/she'd have YEARS worth of pictures of his brother, and he wouldn't know about it. And it wouldn't explain how he constantly cam ho'd the threads, I mean nobody has THAT many pictures of their brother. And now? What? two pictures. Impressive compared to the hundreds of others you previously posted. Suspcious = yes.

Just face it, you've probably always wanted to pretend you're a girl on an online forum. I for one, don't believe you, till you post a picture of you, and "your brother". YOU MUST ALSO HOLD UP SIGNS which are SIGNED by the holder saying that they are indeed the respected Aaron (not forum user) and Ruth (acclaimed forum user).

Now this crazy scheme should work. :) (unless you lie)
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-04-02, 6:14 AM #36
According to his dad, who I accidentally spoke to on Ruthven's MSN, he's a guy. :p
2005-04-02, 6:33 AM #37
Now I'm going to be thinking that you're all secretly women, posing as men.

Apart from gbk.
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2005-04-02, 6:36 AM #38
You do that, Skipper!
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2005-04-02, 6:40 AM #39
Bah I've lost the effort to continue this prank.

Next time I'll get much more pictures
with a different user name,,,

How about this for a late Fools joke, I'm giving up the SG mod cos JK sucks :cool:
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2005-04-02, 6:51 AM #40
It was a noble effort.
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