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My secret, but most of you suspected this anyway.

2005-04-01, 6:37 AM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Ever wondered why I'm so girly?
Ever wondered why I'm called Ruth/Ruthven?
EVER wondered why I always post my pics as some green eyed guy who thinks he's gods gift to women?

1) I am a girl
2) My name IS Ruth (Ruth Spalding)
3) The pics of Aaaron are taken from my brothers camera.

true I go to the University of Surrey, but I dont climb there. My brother, Pete (who does climb), used to live with Aaron, and I see him on many pub crawls, hence the many pics. He also sends me pics of himself via msn, and boy does that boy love himself up!!

Just between you and me massassi, Ive seen him in the mornings, he looks ruff as old boots.

Heres the real me, with my brother Pete

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-01, 6:38 AM #2

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

And another pic, of Rich perving on me. At least when Aaron tries to hit on me, he doesnt act so stupid...

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-01, 6:40 AM #3

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Sweet lesbian action.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-04-01, 6:41 AM #4

Macro_Roshuma

I'm god. No really, I am!

Posts: 411

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

Knew it all along!!!!

Eeew...

This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.

2005-04-01, 6:42 AM #5

Tenshu

Thought he was onto something.

Posts: 1,364

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruthven
Ever wondered why I'm so girly?
Ever wondered why I'm called Ruth/Ruthven?
EVER wondered why I always post my pics as some green eyed guy who thinks he's gods gift to women?

Ever wondered why Tenshu is so enormously attracted to you?

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2005-04-01, 6:53 AM #6

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

Posts: 2,827

I still think parents would be wise to keep hiding their chinese daughters, despite this shocking news...

Frozen in the past by ICARUS

2005-04-01, 7:09 AM #7

Friend14

Armchair Fysiks Expert

Posts: 1,489

"Somehow, I always knew..."

I love it. It's like the perfect ending to the perfect story.

Math is infinitely finite, while the universe is finitely infinite. PI = QED

2005-04-01, 7:42 AM #8

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

at least now that explains the emotional instability and lack of reasoning.

2005-04-01, 8:19 AM #9

tofu

(Not an) Administrator

Posts: 2,867

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Stafford
at least now that explains the emotional instability and lack of reasoning.

I thought all brits were like that...

2005-04-01, 8:37 AM #10

AKPiggott

Grandmaster of Cool

Posts: 1,252

Pah... what a rubbish April fools.... everyone knows that there's no such thing as a real girl that posts on Massassi... it's guys who pose as girls, not the other way around... pfft!

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2005-04-01, 8:45 AM #11

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

does your girlfriend know you have these pics? :p

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2005-04-01, 9:35 AM #12

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

*saves pics*

*begins stalking*

Stuff

2005-04-01, 2:39 PM #13

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Well since I'm not a lesbo, I dont think its possible to have a gf now is it?

(and there are plenty of girls on here Piggy)

Racheal and Victoria (gfriends of mine) also surf here, they love the discussion forums

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-01, 2:42 PM #14

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

LOL PM ME. LETS TALK!11 Ur hot! rofl

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-04-01, 3:10 PM #15

Berlick

I've got an IMPORTENT MESSAGE for you guys

Posts: 359

If that is really you, I have two things to say...

1: Your attractive girl

2: I can understand why you would pretend to be a lad, we can get a bit desperate here

Including myself but I try to keep the old hormones in-check.

If it's not you.
GRRRRR

2005-04-01, 3:18 PM #16

Daft_Vader

Daftendirekt

Posts: 4,628

Well, guess what folks?

THis means that one of the best JK editors of all time is a ... a... an.... a.... oh my.......

ONE OF THE FEMALE PERSUASION!!!!! :eek:

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2005-04-01, 3:41 PM #17

Darth Evad

Not Really a Genius

Posts: 2,966

better change the 'Hide Your Young Chinese Daughters!!!' under your name. ha!!

2005-04-01, 3:43 PM #18

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Poor BoricuaDelight. :p

DO NOT WANT.

2005-04-01, 4:04 PM #19

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

Kirby, tell me this is an April Fools!

(Sorry, inside "joke")

2005-04-01, 4:08 PM #20

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruthven
I dont think its possible to have a gf now is it?

(gfriends of mine)

O_o

nope.

2005-04-01, 4:28 PM #21

Aesiriia

Doesn't have the gall

Posts: 1,032

I'm not buying it. If you wanna prove it, hold up a sign. :p

2005-04-01, 4:35 PM #22

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Quote:

Originally posted by Boco
O_o

girlfriend I meant as lover, g friends means female friends of mine.

Sorry confusing.

Will try Zecks...if i can get my camera functioning

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-01, 4:36 PM #23

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Roll Charisma to seduce

1d20 + 1 = 1

CRITICAL MISS

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-04-01, 4:41 PM #24

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

I won't believe it till tomorrow. :p

[and I thought he was gonna say he was gay.]

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2005-04-01, 4:52 PM #25

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

actually i live in britain its already april 2nd

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-01, 4:53 PM #26

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

Posts: 1,835

Quote:

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill
I won't believe it till tomorrow. :p

[and I thought he was gonna say he was gay.]

Same here.

2005-04-01, 4:55 PM #27

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

I refuse to believe this on two grounds:

1. It's april fool's day
2. The mere thought that there could be a female that likes both JK AND Stargate is preposterous.

Stuff

2005-04-01, 5:00 PM #28

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

/me has flashbacks to when Maevie posted that she was actually a guy, and only a few people fell for it. Besides, even if Ruthven is a girl anyway, who give a ****?

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2005-04-01, 6:15 PM #29

K.P.

Peel those potatos, maggot!

Posts: 72

Quote:

Originally posted by KOP_Snake
/me has flashbacks to when Maevie posted that she was actually a guy

*Exactly* what I was thinking.

"There's nothing more annoying than being distracted from our own self-obsession by others," said Tom
-Bridget Jones, The Edge of Reason

2005-04-01, 9:32 PM #30

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

Quote:

Originally posted by Cool Matty
Kirby, tell me this is an April Fools!

(Sorry, inside "joke")

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

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2005-04-01, 11:27 PM #31

BoricuaDelight

wannabe cam..girl..

Posts: 1,919

Quote:

Originally posted by Zell
Poor BoricuaDelight. :p

amen to that...either way u are a cute chick. i'm bi, but dag, I hope this is an april fools and aaron is really aaron cuz he's a sexy biatch hehe

2005-04-01, 11:34 PM #32

Dash_rendar

Xizor's Drinking Buddy

Posts: 2,867

2005-04-02, 3:48 AM #33

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

This thread has become an extreme disappointment.

Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.

2005-04-02, 5:08 AM #34

Berlick

I've got an IMPORTENT MESSAGE for you guys

Posts: 359

Ruth, tell me where you are and I might bring my camera over. I'm in Whitby.

2005-04-02, 5:42 AM #35

Oxyonagon

"emphasis"

Posts: 2,801

Funny how he'd/she'd have YEARS worth of pictures of his brother, and he wouldn't know about it. And it wouldn't explain how he constantly cam ho'd the threads, I mean nobody has THAT many pictures of their brother. And now? What? two pictures. Impressive compared to the hundreds of others you previously posted. Suspcious = yes.

Just face it, you've probably always wanted to pretend you're a girl on an online forum. I for one, don't believe you, till you post a picture of you, and "your brother". YOU MUST ALSO HOLD UP SIGNS which are SIGNED by the holder saying that they are indeed the respected Aaron (not forum user) and Ruth (acclaimed forum user).

Now this crazy scheme should work.

(unless you lie)

Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.

2005-04-02, 6:14 AM #36

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

According to his dad, who I accidentally spoke to on Ruthven's MSN, he's a guy. :p

2005-04-02, 6:33 AM #37

Mort-Hog

If moral relativism is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posts: 4,192

Now I'm going to be thinking that you're all secretly women, posing as men.

Apart from gbk.

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. " - Bertrand Russell
The Triumph of Stupidity in Mortals and Others 1931-1935

2005-04-02, 6:36 AM #38

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

You do that, Skipper!

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2005-04-02, 6:40 AM #39

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Bah I've lost the effort to continue this prank.

Next time I'll get much more pictures
with a different user name,,,

How about this for a late Fools joke, I'm giving up the SG mod cos JK sucks :cool:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-02, 6:51 AM #40

Omicron88

Disappointed

Posts: 1,315

It was a noble effort.