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So, What Do YOU Want On Your Tombstone?
2005-04-08, 5:13 PM #1
...and I don't mean a pizza topping. What would you want on your tombstone if you were dead? Me, I'd take this:

"An imagination run wild,
Still living like a child.
Lived life to its fullest,
And hardly acted foolish.
Still heard to day,
Words that he'd say.
And forever more
We'll love him."
Who made you God to say "I'll take your life from you"?
2005-04-08, 5:15 PM #2
"Avoid black cats"
You...................................
.................................................. ........
.................................................. ....rock!
2005-04-08, 5:19 PM #3
"No Loitering"
2005-04-08, 5:19 PM #4
"Pepperoni, Sausage and Extra Cheese"
D E A T H
2005-04-08, 5:25 PM #5
"Your standing on my crotch."
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-04-08, 5:25 PM #6
I hate to plagurise spike milligan

"I told you i was ill"
nope.
2005-04-08, 5:25 PM #7
tofu: 0
God: 1
2005-04-08, 5:26 PM #8
"He saved the world a lot."
That painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.
2005-04-08, 5:28 PM #9
"That was a great mcWhopper."
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2005-04-08, 5:28 PM #10
in way of answer to that i'd like to direct your attention to my sig... :o
Welcome to the douchebag club. We'd give you some cookies, but some douche ate all of them. -Rob
2005-04-08, 5:31 PM #11
"He died because his heart couldn't keep up with all the women in his bed."
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-04-08, 6:07 PM #12
404
2005-04-08, 6:24 PM #13
I'd prefer 426 (Connection Closed, Transfer Aborted) ;)
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2005-04-08, 6:26 PM #14
"Check it out! This dude never actually died! He's still alive, but we just stuck this tombstone here for fun."
Stuff
2005-04-08, 6:30 PM #15
"Here lies David St. Hubbins... and why not?"
twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |
2005-04-08, 6:30 PM #16
"A Winnar Is You!"
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-04-08, 6:35 PM #17
Quote:
Originally posted by TheJkWhoSaysNi
I'd prefer 426 (Connection Closed, Transfer Aborted) ;)


404 (Corpse not found)
2005-04-08, 6:40 PM #18
Here lies a 1337 h4x0r.
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2005-04-08, 7:18 PM #19
"Look down...look down, you're standing on MY grave."
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2005-04-08, 7:19 PM #20
"Press "ENTER" to restart at the last savepoint, or "ESC" to quit life."
2005-04-08, 7:32 PM #21
"Here lies George Washington.

Just kidding, *****es."
2005-04-08, 7:35 PM #22
"Hit fire 1 to respawn"
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-04-08, 7:36 PM #23
"Get out of my graveyard!"

2005-04-08, 7:37 PM #24
"Terrorists win"
2005-04-08, 7:38 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Jedigreedo
"Look down...look down, you're standing on MY grave."


Les Miserables!
twitter | flickr | last.fm | facebook |
2005-04-08, 8:02 PM #26
"Your feet smell worse then me"
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-04-08, 8:12 PM #27
"So that's where I put it!"
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-04-08, 8:13 PM #28
/petition i wuz killed by a bug, plz rez
2005-04-08, 8:13 PM #29
$rm -r -f /*
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2005-04-08, 8:32 PM #30
Step 1) Pull the pin

Step 2) Throw it and take cover


Oh, there was a step two?
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2005-04-08, 10:05 PM #31
All your base were belong to him
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-04-08, 10:12 PM #32
"Here lies God's gift to women."

:o

There's actually two completely different ways you can take that.

[Make that 3.]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-04-08, 10:15 PM #33
"You're next."
So sayest the Writer of Silly Things!
2005-04-08, 10:20 PM #34
*obligitory Monty Python Reference*

"Not quite dead yet"
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2005-04-08, 11:26 PM #35
Oh snap!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2005-04-09, 12:01 AM #36
Quidquid agis, prudenter agas et respice finem
or
Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2005-04-09, 10:05 AM #37
"Gone Fishing"

:p
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-04-09, 10:22 AM #38
Quote:
Originally posted by Daeron the Nerfherder
Quidquid agis, prudenter agas et respice finem
or
Vulnerant omnes, ultima necat


OOH! Latin!

-"All what you do, do it carefully and consider the goal/consider your end(=death) "???

-The second I don't get. "They all hurt, the last kills" or "They hurt everything, he kills the last". The first option is more probable, but what is "they"?
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2005-04-09, 10:53 AM #39
"01010010 01001001 01010000"
nope.
2005-04-09, 11:17 AM #40
Call it warped, but I still like this one:

When a promiscous actress died, Robert Benchley (1889 — 1945 [US humorist]) made a suggestion for the woman's epitaph:
"She sleeps alone at last..."

;)

There's also tons more of similar type ones around the web (heck - what isn't their on the web :rolleyes:...) but have a link anyway:
http://www.gdargaud.net/Humor/LastWords.html :D

-Jackpot
"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." -gothicX
"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own" - "Ye Wearie Wayfarer"
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