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Post your pick up lines liek hahah

2005-04-13, 8:38 PM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Make 'em funny if u like, or ones that actually worked...

No, just make em funny. (and geeky)

- "If i told you u had a great body, would u hold it against me"

*shortly followed by her hand being held firmly yet briefly agaist my face*

- "Your name must be sunshine cos you're so hawt lol"

- "Did it hurt"
- Did what hurt?
- "When you fell from heaven baby..."

YEP THEY're AWFUL!

Quote:

Originally posted by Elana14
POAST!!!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-13, 8:42 PM #2

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

"drink this and i won't be ugly"

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2005-04-13, 8:43 PM #3

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

*after she touches something hot and complains* "Well you're hot too, but you don't hear me complaining when I touch you"

*when you ask her how she's feeling, and she just says "I'm fine"* "I know you're fine, I was asking how you felt"

(okay, little lame, but she loved it when I came up with stuff like that :p )

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2005-04-13, 8:45 PM #4

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Ruthven
crap

No wonder women hate you. :p

"I'm sorry, were you talking to me?"
"No."
"Well then, please start."

2005-04-13, 8:46 PM #5

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

I made this up during class one day in jest to a very well known pickup line:

Did it hurt?

Did what hurt?

When you hit your head on the ceiling because HELL SPAT YOU OUT!!!

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My thinking was, if you say "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" it implies that you are a fallen angel (and thus evil). Would you be good if hell spat you out? Ha. No. I guess it mean's you're so evil hell didn't even accept you.

2005-04-13, 9:01 PM #6

mscbuck

"You Would Have Been BALEETED..."

Posts: 3,897

"Wanna take your clothes off?"

"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

2005-04-13, 9:13 PM #7

Gilgamesh85

So cool it's cold. Yeaaah.

Posts: 1,079

A Quagmire fave:
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

Heh....heh....al-riiiiight:cool:

2005-04-13, 9:15 PM #8

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"Me" will also work there, but you then must proceed to unbutton the top few buttons of your shirt.

...unless you're a fat guy. Then you'll have to unbutton the whole thing. And perhaps your pants as well.

Quote:

Originally posted by Darkjedibob
*when you ask her how she's feeling, and she just says "I'm fine"* "I know you're fine, I was asking how you felt"

Hopefully, she doesn't say "lumpy."

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-04-13, 9:20 PM #9

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

My personal favourite: "Can I be your derivative? Cause I wanna be tangent to all your curves."

Stuff

2005-04-13, 9:34 PM #10

DogSRoOL

wtf is a catloaf?a

Posts: 6,227

OH!

Cat loaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music

2005-04-13, 10:21 PM #11

LightStaff

:eek:

Posts: 192

just used this one about 45 minutes actually, and it worked, lol

(met a girl thats working mcdonalds drive thru i talk to her on my lunch at work cause i go there usually.. went there tonight when iwas out and by chance she was on night shift..)

she was like, 'you hate me dont you' .. jokingly.. i dunno why, just tryin to get me to say i like her or something i guess.. ive been meaning to give her my # for a few weeks now but never had the chance.. then chickened out tonight the first time, but then when i got home i thought to myself, "Jamie you idiot.." turned around drove 20 minutes back to the mcdonalds and said

"Since I hate you so much wanna hang out sometime?"

said 'yeah!' gave me her # and took mine, gonna txt msg me in like 45 mins when shes off work

woo.

2005-04-13, 10:54 PM #12

siliconcowboy

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

2005-04-13, 11:02 PM #13

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

"Hello."
"Hi."
"Hey there."
"How are you?"

etc. You'd be amazed how much this works.

A friend of mine sometimes goes up to women and just says "Hi. Wanna ****?" He gets hit alot. Surprisingly, he also gets laid alot.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-04-13, 11:06 PM #14

Morpheus

Thinks with a female voice

Posts: 475

Quote:

Originally posted by THRAWN

A friend of mine sometimes goes up to women and just says "Hi. Wanna ****?" He gets hit alot. Surprisingly, he also gets laid alot.

The success ratio is actually 1 in a 100 if you look even remotely good. Little birdies told me this.....

Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.

2005-04-13, 11:15 PM #15

THRAWN

Soon to be banned via neo-conservative conspiracy

Posts: 3,241

Yeah, I know. He usually does it though where there are alot of women (clubs, large parties) more than just walking through the mall or something.

I can't think of anything to put here right now.

2005-04-14, 12:15 AM #16

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I don't use cheesy pick up lines. I just talk to the girl, see what she's about, then see where it goes from there. Having an actual conversation with a girl will get you really far.

Pissed Off?

2005-04-14, 1:46 AM #17

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

Posts: 13,278

"Hey, you wanna play carpenter?"

"What's carpenter?"

"Thats where you get hammered and I nail you!"

2005-04-14, 3:18 AM #18

Chuckles

Official Forum Doubtmaster

Posts: 445

"You look like I need a drink"

2005-04-14, 3:42 AM #19

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

"Hey there! Ya 18 yet?"

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2005-04-14, 3:46 AM #20

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2005-04-14, 4:08 AM #21

JKTrezy

Reporting in from Kanuckistan

Posts: 254

My friends gave me these.

"Nice boots, they'll fit nice next to my bed"

"Nice skirt, can you touch your toes?"

My New Website
I AM CANADIAN! And you're not!

I'm a Ninja... A Kawaski Ninja

Get Firefox!

2005-04-14, 4:19 AM #22

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Damnit Dogs...was gonna post

Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Allllllllllllllllright.

oh!

D E A T H

2005-04-14, 5:22 AM #23

djwguitarman

Registered User

Posts: 2,186

I'm ashamed to say it but I did acctualy use this one.

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

btw, it didn't work.

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

2005-04-14, 6:30 AM #24

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

I know so many, none of which are in any way PG.

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2005-04-14, 6:35 AM #25

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

The best one I know is way too innappropriate to post here, unfortunately. Also, I can't remember any others. It's really great though. Really.

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2005-04-14, 7:34 AM #26

gbk

Posts: 10,562

So . . . can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the cash?

Giggedy giggedy giggedy All-Riiight!

[http://shauri.info/gif/quagmire.gif]

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-04-14, 7:41 AM #27

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Quote:

Originally posted by Rob
"Hey, you wanna play carpenter?"

"What's carpenter?"

"Thats where you get hammered and I nail you!"

Hahahahaha

2005-04-14, 8:02 AM #28

Spork

Junior Vice-President

Posts: 6,279

Quote:

Originally posted by siliconcowboy
I put the STD in STUD, now all I need is U.

That cracked me up

My favourite worker is 'Hi. I might not be the best looking person here, but I'm the only one talking to YOU'.

The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

2005-04-14, 10:59 AM #29

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Quote:

Originally posted by Morpheus
The success ratio is actually 1 in a 100 if you look even remotely good. Little birdies told me this.....

Hey Morph, wanna **** ?

*silence*

Dohhhww

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-14, 2:41 PM #30

Crimson

Perhaps more than mildly psychotic.

Posts: 1,796

"I'm huge, what's your name?"

Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say

2005-04-14, 2:51 PM #31

LightStaff

:eek:

Posts: 192

Quote:

Originally posted by Spork
That cracked me up

My favourite worker is 'Hi. I might not be the best looking person here, but I'm the only one talking to YOU'.

rofl

does that work, or does it get you a smack? :p

2005-04-15, 7:23 AM #32

Macro_Roshuma

I'm god. No really, I am!

Posts: 411

the oh so classic "you have beutiful eyes"

This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.

2005-04-15, 7:25 AM #33

Simbachu

Pikachu-lite

Posts: 1,153

"my hovercraft is full of eels"

VTEC just kicked in, yo!

2005-04-15, 7:27 AM #34

Macro_Roshuma

I'm god. No really, I am!

Posts: 411

*blink blink*

how does that work?

This is not the sig you are looking for. Move along.

2005-04-15, 7:29 AM #35

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Quote:

Originally posted by Simbachu
"my hovercraft is full of eels"

Would you like to go back to my place and...bouncy bouncy...?

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2005-04-15, 7:45 AM #36

siliconcowboy

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Me: "Fat penguin."

Her: "What?"

Me: "Just thought we needed something to break the ice."

2005-04-15, 7:46 AM #37

Tenshu

Thought he was onto something.

Posts: 1,364

Quote:

Originally posted by siliconcowboy
Me: "Fat penguin."

Her: "What?"

Me: "Just thought we needed something to break the ice."

That's from a site somewhere right? I used that exact line on girls to grow balls. I kid you not. Everyone should do it.

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2005-04-15, 8:43 AM #38

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

i do believe thats monty python my good man!!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2005-04-15, 9:04 AM #39

Keith Marshall

Unusually Normal

Posts: 465

1 - I dont have a library card but do you mind if I check you out.
2 - Are you from Jamaica, because you're ja-maken-me crazy.
3 - Someone call the cops, this girl stole my heart.
4 - Girl you're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
5 - Stop, drop, and roll girl because you are on fire.

That's all I can think of right now. I have other, but they are not suitable for public eye. :em321:

2005-04-15, 11:13 AM #40

Jedigreedo

Watch Him Squirm

Posts: 2,068

Gee wonder where you got those from. :p

"I haven't registered as a sex offender."

"Girl, your butt is fly- mind if I swat it?"

"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"