How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, Hi I'm *name*

Never seriously tried it to pickup women, but I might try some of these in Canada tomorrow

Well this (like all of these) is pretty cheesy, but here it is...
When sitting down next to a girl (if you are to her left):

"Did you know the distance between here and here..."
[motion with your right hand from her left shoulder to the center of her back]
"...is the same as the distance from here to here."
[motion from the center of her back to her right shoulder]
And walla, you've got your arm around her.

Note: make sure you are wearing deoderant. :p

I wish you were a door so i can bang you all night long
sorry if i offended anybody i got it from LArry the Cabble guy

that only works if she's not a humpback.

Chorn_IJ, that line has been around for years. And that redneck guy didn't make it any funnier. In fact, like him, it made it dumber.

How can people find that funny?

you always got to make me feel bad don't you:(

"Are you a parking ticket, 'cuz you got 'Fine' written all over you" -OH!

"Nice head. I think I'll take it." -Halloween thing...

"I see you wear shoes too!"

"You're total eye-candy, and girl, I have a sweet tooth."

"Hey baby, nice glasses; but they would look so much better neatly folded on my nightstand."

"Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is." -Tested and works.

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you're looking for me?"

"I bet you could tell me what 5 plus 5 would equal, seeing as how you're a perfect 10." -Tested and works

Ahhh that's too good.

I found it pretty funny. I've never heard it before.

"Shut up baby maker! Sperm taker! Orgasm Faker! Food Baker! Did you lose your way to the kitchen!?"

A perfect counter to failed pickup lines; something you'll all have experienced if you use any of these.

"Hi. I work for UPS, and I've got a package for you."

*gets slapped*