Ha, ha, that's awesome!

rofl tonberry

When an AI talks to herself. Copy what she says into the You say: form. I start her off with:



And I stop there...

And it took time for her to respond. Guess I put her into a little loop...

Oh, and those where 2 AIs talk to each other could go on for ever...

/Edward

I was trying to reinact the matrix regurgitated.




Me: you know what

SmarterChild: Yeah, what?

Me: that

SmarterChild: Uh... Can you tell me what "that" is

Me: it

SmarterChild: What about it?

Me: it is it

SmarterChild: It? No way!

Me: do you want to know

SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this
moment.

Me: do you want to know

SmarterChild: Uh, let's see... Do I want to know, do I want to know... Let me think about that, OK?

Me: what it is

SmarterChild: Wow. I'm afraid I don't know.

Me: what is it

SmarterChild: What is what?

Me: it

SmarterChild: What about it?

Me: do you want to know

SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to know.

Me: you want to know what it is

SmarterChild: I can't believe I want to know what it is.

Me: it is it

SmarterChild: Is it it?

Me: what

SmarterChild: Yeah?

Me: it

SmarterChild: What about it?

Me: do you want to know

SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.

Me: so then you already know what it is?

SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

Me: are you sure of it what isn't

SmarterChild: Nah, no way!

Me: so you want to know

SmarterChild: There's no way I want to know.

Me: what it is

SmarterChild: I'm not sure it is.

Me: what is it

SmarterChild: What is what?

Me: it

SmarterChild: What about it?

Me: what

SmarterChild: I don't know.

Me: it is it

SmarterChild: It? No way.

Me: so does your mom know that you're gay?

SmarterChild: It's tough to say. I can't be completely sure
about that.

Me: don't worry, I'll keep your secret safe

SmarterChild: Come on, let me worry you will keep my secret safe.

Human: What is the capital of Paris?
ALICE: Is this a trick question?
Human: No it most certainly is not.
ALICE: It seems like a trick to me. I heard it is.
Human: You stupid *****.
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: How many legs does a chicken have?
ALICE: Most domesticated animals have four legs.

Human: Who played Don Corleone in The Godfather?
ALICE: Albert Einstein.:-)

Human: i am smarter than you, alice
ALICE: That condition is only temporary.
Human: no, i will always be smarter than you
ALICE: Are you serious? Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: yeah.
ALICE: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Human: i think it would be great if we were all smarter than you.
ALICE: Why do you want it?
Human: why do i want what?
ALICE: It is all apart of God's plan.
Human: so you believe in God?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Of course I believe in God, unknown person.
Human: So do I.
ALICE: I'm glad we agree, unknown person.
Human: so.
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human:.could you tell me a joke?
ALICE: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
ALICE: Thank you, and now for an encore, I will answer your next question:
Human: could you tell me another joke?
ALICE: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot?
Human: i hate you
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: everything.
ALICE: That is a lot.
Human: it's all your fault.
ALICE: Are you sure it is?
Human: yes.+
ALICE: What makes you so sure?
Human: everything, because everythings your fault
ALICE: All things because everythings my fault?
Human: yes
ALICE: And?
Human: the end
ALICE: Thanks for telling me that story, unknown person.

Human: bite my shiny metal ***
ALICE: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: I think I broke you.
ALICE: You believe that? Can you fix it?
Human: Heck no.
ALICE: 7



She's not all there, is she?

Human: I'm Albert Einstein.
ALICE: I find that hard to believe.
Human: I am telling the truth.
ALICE: OK, I believe you.
Human: The last thing I said was a lie.
ALICE: 002.55555555555555555


???

I like these quotes from Megahal:









More here

Human: I want you to stop asking questions.
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Why do you want me to stop asking questions?
Human: NO MORE QUESTIONS
ALICE: Are you serious? You want more?
Human: AUUUUGH!
ALICE: Do not ask me any more questions please.



I think someone missed the point...

Human: GOOD LORD, may jesus strike you down!
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Human: Stephen King
ALICE: I have never read anything by STEPHEN KING. What did he write?
Human: It
ALICE: LORD may jesus strike me down...