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Simple things u like...
2005-04-21, 2:31 AM #41
Nicole Kidman.
2005-04-21, 3:54 AM #42
Quote:
Originally posted by Ric_Olie
But really, I like girls that are comfortable without excessive make-up. Plain Janes, more or less. Down to Earth types. Girls that are not and/or don't act like sorority girls (I've met a few sorority girls that are opposites of the traditional stereotype).


Same. Also brown hair and blue eyes is a huge turn on...as is intelligence.
D E A T H
2005-04-21, 4:03 AM #43
No eyeshadow
No heavy makeup
No "Shiney" black hair that was died black.
No constant darkness
None of these "Fishnet stockings" that are getting more popular at my school. Ugh.

Oh and they also can't weigh more than a train.

Other than that, I'm good.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

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"Oh."
2005-04-21, 4:17 AM #44
Calf-length skirts and baby-doll tees with straight hair makes me ... attentive.

Seriously, I love the long skirts.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-04-21, 4:56 AM #45
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
He speaks truth. If I come across a girl who is knowledgeable in beers, I will ask for her marriage right then and there.


YOU CAN'T HAVE MY IZZY!!

But yeah, I like petite, beer-liking, and also agree with Boricua - comfortable in whatever they wear.

Why is it that whenever girls steal your clothes to go home in when it's raining or cold or whatever, they always look better in them than you do? Bah.

Other qualities I look for are intelligence, sense of humour and whether or not they are fun-loving.
2005-04-21, 7:14 AM #46
i'm not picky... but....

- Green eyes

- Long black hair

- Pale skin

- Scottish accent

- under 5 foot 6 inches

- B cup or so

- Nice arrrse

- Semi Gothic

- Sucker for pretty boys

- Preferrably dont smoke even tho i do.

- drink little....

.... erm....

and possibly cheerleader, half asian, and plays the violin/cello.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

In fact if I DID find a woman like that, i'd probably shoot mysself in the head right then and there, cos i'd never find a woman more perfect again.


:D

:cool:
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2005-04-21, 8:16 AM #47
So long as earrings don't have a circumference in mm larger than my IQ, I'm game.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-04-21, 8:28 AM #48
i like my girls to use fists when they get into a fight, any girl who slaps and hair pulls and scratches are pure crappy, i want my girlfriend to be able to kick your girlfriends ***.

and big boobs.
2005-04-21, 9:31 AM #49
Quote:
Originally posted by - Tony -
So long as earrings don't have a circumference in mm larger than my IQ, I'm game.


so studs, right? :p
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2005-04-21, 9:54 AM #50
Quote:
Originally posted by - Tony -
So long as earrings don't have a circumference in mm larger than my IQ, I'm game.


Amen to that. I lived for a while in a town that had a large Armenian population. Apparently Armenian girls like to wear huge wheels in their ears. *gag*
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-04-21, 12:09 PM #51
Only thing I'm looking for is loyalty give me that and I'm yours forever.
2005-04-21, 7:53 PM #52
Good grammar, good vocabulary, and taller than me! :o
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2005-04-21, 8:12 PM #53
Darker hair
b to d cup
brown eyes
hawt
most heights
AND most importantly, goes online, lives in the area, and uses a IM program i do
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Free Jin!
2005-04-21, 8:12 PM #54
IDK I'm attracted to girls with braces for some reason, they just look cute... (well some don't obviously), and I love short girls, and brunettes with long hair.
2005-04-21, 9:58 PM #55
Quote:
Originally posted by Martyn
Why is it that whenever girls steal your clothes to go home in when it's raining or cold or whatever, they always look better in them than you do? Bah.



They're pretty damn hot when they are all wet too! Wet hair does it for me too.
Pissed Off?
2005-04-21, 10:06 PM #56
can't be FAT
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2005-04-21, 10:30 PM #57
My perfect woman is a semi-red-headed (think like strawberry blonde more toward the red side) girl with greenish brown eyes, light freckles over the nose and inner cheeks (and shoulders, arms). I'm a sucker for hair parted in the middle and big bangs and braids and pigtails and girls that wear glasses to read but for nothing else are hot. Also, I like 'em tall, I like meaty thighs (not fat and chaffing, but meaty), and I like a girl that is about my intelligence or a little smarter. I demand a girl that does not smoke, drink, or do drugs.
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2005-04-21, 10:35 PM #58
Freelancer nailed it
2005-04-21, 10:55 PM #59
Ruthven, if you give biotechnology another 50 years or so, we may be able to engineer your perfect woman.... although, the combination of "asian" and "Scottish accent" might be tough.

And Freelancer, dude, you like... just described my sister. Kinda creepy.
Stuff
2005-04-21, 11:17 PM #60
"och, ya call this sushi laddie?? just bring me a wee bit more saki"

Ruthven is a wise man. <gives him cookie>
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2005-04-21, 11:30 PM #61
Quote:
Originally posted by kyle90
And Freelancer, dude, you like... just described my sister. Kinda creepy.


Well what are you waiting for?! Hook me up! ;)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-04-21, 11:57 PM #62
Yah, I'll get right on that one... oh, she's only 15. How old are you? :p
Stuff
2005-04-22, 12:34 AM #63
Hear that, Freelancer, he says she's 18. Go for it!
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2005-04-22, 10:53 AM #64
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
Ohhh yeah. Especially Scottish, for some twisted reason.


Am I in with Spork then?

Auburn hair, brown eyes
nope.
2005-04-22, 11:14 AM #65
You got a cute butt? ;)
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2005-04-22, 11:14 AM #66
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
My perfect woman is a semi-red-headed (think like strawberry blonde more toward the red side) girl with greenish brown eyes, light freckles over the nose and inner cheeks (and shoulders, arms). I'm a sucker for hair parted in the middle and big bangs and braids and pigtails and girls that wear glasses to read but for nothing else are hot. Also, I like 'em tall, I like meaty thighs (not fat and chaffing, but meaty), and I like a girl that is about my intelligence or a little smarter. I demand a girl that does not smoke, drink, or do drugs.


Stay away from my girlfriend!

wait... nevermind... everything but the hair description was on... and meaty thighs...
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2005-04-22, 11:16 AM #67
Umm, well I know this girl... and she's just about exactly how I like the opposite sex, cuddley.
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2005-04-22, 11:50 AM #68
Quote:
Originally posted by ShiningTed
"och, ya call this sushi laddie?? just bring me a wee bit more saki"<gives him cookie>

WHIIIIIIIISAKEY!!! Oooh, oh, whisakey, whisakey, whisakey...
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2005-04-22, 12:00 PM #69
Big, dark eyes. Short - 4'9" to 5'4" is optimal. A sweet laugh. I generally prefer dark hair, and - call me a racist if you want - I do prefer white women.

I dislike make-up. The only make-up I think generally makes a girl look good is well-applied eye-liner, because it emphasises the eyes. Makeup, blush, eye shadow, etc. all make them look ugly. I don't like piercings on any other part of the body except the ear. No huge breasts, either (unless you've got the build to support them).
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2005-04-22, 1:18 PM #70
Quote:
Originally posted by Wolfy
I do prefer white women.


OMQOMQOMQ!!!1 racist!! (insert jumping up and down grinning and pointing smiley) :p
2005-04-22, 1:34 PM #71
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2005-04-22, 10:20 PM #72
I like my girls to enjoy the taste of human flesh.

Do you think I am kidding?
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
2005-04-22, 10:30 PM #73
Lets see...
As freelancer said, semi-red-headed ones are hot.
And they must not look like a demon from the 6th quarter of hell.
Also, they must not weigh more then a train, or anywhere near a train.

Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
Oh and they also can't weigh more than a train.

Other than that, I'm good.


And for somereason, that quote made me laugh, very very hard until root beer came out of my nose.
Probably the lack of sleep.
2 days and counting!
2005-04-22, 10:38 PM #74
Okay, anyone else think flappers are really attractive?

[http://nfo.net/usa/flapper_cloche.jpg]
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-04-22, 10:43 PM #75
Quote:
Originally posted by SMOCK!
Okay, anyone else think flappers are really attractive?

[http://nfo.net/usa/flapper_cloche.jpg]



I need something to carve out my eyes.
2005-04-22, 11:39 PM #76
Quote:
Originally posted by Dominik
Good point. Pot-heads and drunkies are definitevely a no.


Pot heads aren't that bad it's the sluty drunk girls you really have to watch out for. I'd rather date a pot head over a drunky any day.
"Nulla tenaci invia est via"
2005-04-23, 8:58 AM #77
If you base the decision on something the other person chooses to do instead of who they are, you're not much of a decent human being.
TAKES HINTS JUST FINE, STILL DOESN'T CARE
2005-04-23, 11:45 AM #78
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkywrix
I need something to carve out my eyes.


If you've seen the Dali film, you'd see the irony of your statement.
:master::master::master:
2005-04-23, 11:51 AM #79
A simple thing? Well, in this case I would like a girl who is simple! Not too much make-up, not too flashy. Also, a girl who isn't a loudmouth that blabs 90% nonsense with 10% content. I like talkative girls (I am social person), but there are some who just are chatterboxes beyond my toleration!
2005-04-23, 12:15 PM #80
Quote:
Originally posted by Spork
You got a cute butt? ;)


So i've been told.... I can get pics
nope.
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