Congratulations mr. Hitler, you have been accepted into the art academy of Vienna.
-Principal of the art academy of Vienna-

Sorry little Wolfgang, I had to sell our piano, why don't you go outside and play with the other kids.
-Mr. Mozart-

Oh please, I'm tired of traveling. But then again, I've stopped drinking too!
-Sokrates-

Elephants over the Alps? Are you crazy?
-Hannibal-

One small trip for man, one giant blunder for me....
-Neil Armstrong-

Damn, it's so nice here in Finland, I think I'll stay....
-Lenin-

You as the governor? Hah! Don't be foolish my boy, just stick to your business career.
-George Bush-

Share your ideas

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People who get murdered are victims, people who get killed in war are casualties and people who don't get killed at all are just plain boring. -Said by me-

In my dream world people wear trenchcoats and piss on sanity's grave.

How about, "40 year flood? Ha, yeah right."

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Hehe those are great.

I'd think up some, but it's saturday, my brain is turned to spontane superficial mode and- Ooooh! Look! A butterfly! - Where was I? Oh. Right. And the weather is SPANKTACULAR!

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Lost in a flood, run red with your blood

I've just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling!

"Jedi knight sucks balls." -Brian

How much time will it take before that gets edited I wonder...

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When guitars are outlawed, only outlaws will have guitars.

That was actually funny.

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"She turned me into a newt!"
Pause
"Well I got better..."

"Screw the parade, lets stay home today" - John F. Kennedy

"Obviously this flying machine is never going to work; I think we should go back to fixing bicycles" - Orville Wright to Wilbur Wright

"You want me to go where with these three ships? Find someone else." - Christopher Columbus

"Ah, to hell with the prequels, I'm retiring." - George Lucas

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Death to all who oppose me!

And God said unto Adam and Eve, Thanks for not listening to that serpent.

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MadQuack has a signature.

"No."

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[="Mothers stop cooking take off your aprons; Fathers stop looking at every sports station; Take a second, and think of every poor nation." - Nas=]

Massassian since: March 12, 2001

Slightly innappropriate, but nonetheless very world-changable:

"No, why the hell would I want to put this into that?" -First modern man to first modern woman

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Sigs are for n00bs.

[1337 FRNDS_Pommy | 3.14 of 14 | » And-GTx2]
Half-Life 2 Central - your definitive source for everything HL2!

"And God said let there be cheese!"

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"You know, I don't think this 'Pearl Harbor' thing is worth it. Let's go home." - Yamamoto

"Well, I don't think the Lusitania has any weapons." - German U-boat commander

"You? The Son of God? No, sir, you're going to be a carpenter, and that's it! You're grounded for the next forty years!" - Joseph

"Oh. You were here first? Okay. Back to Europe!" - Christopher Columbus

"Hey, maybe capitalism isn't so bad." - Mao Zedong

"Maybe I'm just too radical and need to calm down a bit." - Martin Luther

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Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.

-R.D. Laing

"Math sucks" - Einstein (yah, it's not very creative, but, meh)

"Hmm.. This linux thing looks interesting" - Bill Gates

Darn. can't think of anything more now.

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
Scions of Light[/i]
The Never Ending Story Squared[/i]

"Let there be.... ah screw it im too tired" -god

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DUU BistX0rz ein N00b!

IIRC, he actually begged and pleaded King Ferdinand & Queen Isabella to take the ships and sail west. He wasn't ordered.

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit, sed diam nonummy nibh euismod tincidunt ut laoreet dolore magna aliquam erat volutpat.

And i would actually push it to say very much so.

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Run Away!!

The quote in my AIM profile just happens to be, as a matter of fact:
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."

~Albert Einstein



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Do you have stairs in your house?

40 days. /nitpick

"Oh come on guys. America isn't THAT bad." Osama bin Laden

"Let the one without sin cast the first stone.
*everyone looks at each other, then starts throwing stones*" Jesus 'n the townspeople

"There IS a spoon, damnit!" Neo

"You know guys.. the British really aren't all that bad." Starters of the American Revolution

"I was going to start my own operating system... but Windows has minesweeper!" Linus Travolds (s?)

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[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.

"You know guys, maybe it would be a good idea if we didn't assassinate Mr Ferdinand..." - Gavrilo Princip, the Serbian Black Hand Terrorist Group Member who shot Franz Ferdinand, effectively starting World War I and putting the world into an age of war that perhaps still hasn't passed.

"Yes indeed, Germany should be at the signing of the Treaty of Versailles and be part of the new League of Nations." - The Allies after WWI

"Adolf Hitler, for treason against the Weimar Republic I sentence you to a damn long time." - Whoever the judge was at Hitler's trial in 1923

"I'll take the blue pill..." - Neo

"And God said 'let there be darkness'"

"STFU *presses red button*" - Any of the US or USSR leaders during the Cold War.

"It is not your God-given right to carry guns, even if the King of England comes knocking for taxes..." - Or the opposite to however the US Constitution goes...

"No, I don't think this movie is going to work after all - can it, and I've run out of money." - Lucas back in '77

"Maybe a kid isn't such a good idea." Anybody's parent.

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We are all dying to live, yet living to die...

"That's no moon.. It's a block of cheese!" Obiwan Kenobi

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[19:59] Happy "Liar liar" dud: This is arguably one of the lowest points in my life.
[20:00] Happy "Liar liar" dud: I'm sitting here infront of my two computers wearing shorts and with no shirt, eating potato salad and orange juice, debating the existance of pants.

"I think you're just crazy" -Freud

"Communism sucks. Now this whole 'Democracy' thing, on the other hand..."- Lenon/Stalin

"Damn it, i can't play piano if i'm deaf!"- Beetoven

"Yah, this whole 'land' thing is overrated"- first creature to live on land

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
Scions of Light[/i]
The Never Ending Story Squared[/i]

"Hey, this music is pretty good." - Morgoth

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MadQuack has a signature.

"Maybe I should start a thread about dake quotes... nah." - Morpheus

"I don't feel like going to the theatre tonight." - Abe Lincoln



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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!

"Hey guys, this whole 'Holy Crusades' thing is great and all, but well....I'm an atheist." - Any of the army commanders in the first crusade.

"This whole 'personal computer' thing is never going to take off. Time to go to dance school." - Bill Gates

"I think software should be free." - Bill Gates

"Hitler? That guy is crazy." - Mussolini

"Hey guys, are we really that unhappy with the czars?" - the Bolsheviks

"My goal in life is to make sure everybody can afford a vaccum cleaner" - Henry Ford

"Just forget the Alamo boys. We still have other forts."

"Hey, let's leave the Indian folk alone. We've already messed with them enough." - Custer

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Our very existence is at stake

"I'm gay." Adam to Eve

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My Life.

"I don't think I'll study Hegel in college."
~Karl Marx~

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

Hah! That's the only one to make me laugh.



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All the prism in the world couldn't make hue.

teehee

"Hey, this ring looks pretty good on me." -Frodo


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"REQUEST GRANTED" - Brian

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http://www.sporkaudio.com

OMG, I can't believe I didn't think of this before

"Opera kicks *** ! Hell, IE kicks *** ! WINDOWS kicks *** ! Screw non-mainstream programs and OSs, Microsoft kicks *** !!" - GBK

Similarly, in response to "What browser should I use?"
"IE." -GBK

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Sigs are for n00bs.

[1337 FRNDS_Pommy | 3.14 of 14 | » And-GTx2]
Half-Life 2 Central - your definitive source for everything HL2!

"I guess i don't really want to rule the world"- Hitler

"Lead an army? What are you talkign about? I'm gonna retire early!"- George Washington

"Greeks suck"- Alexander the Great (only history buffs may get that, but meh)

"Maybe i shouldn't get any plastic surgery" - Michal Jackson

"I guess i like Catholocism, after all"- Martin Luther

"These blacks aren't as bad as i thought"- Whoever started the KKK

"Go against Ramses? You msut be insane! no way, man!"- Moses

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"No good can ever come from staying with normal people"
-Outlaw Star
"Some people play tennis. I erode the human soul"
-Tycho, Penny Arcade
"I'm a Cannabal-Vegitarian. I will BBQ an employee if there is no veggie option"
-DX:IW
A Knight's Tail
Exile: A Tale of Light in Dark
Scions of Light[/i]
The Never Ending Story Squared[/i]

He actually did say that.

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"This next song is called- Where the **** is Jeordie White?" ~Maynard James Keenan

-I have a dream-
Marthen Luther King, if he said
-I have a nightmare-
He maybe should have lived i loved that guy i want that there are more people like that

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So,
He said: You freakin salmonfilet
I said: you tell that over here
He came to me and said: You freakin salmonfilet
Then we dronk to much and were singin: You freakin salmonfilet

C-3PO: I'm sorry sir, I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning! Kept babbling on about his mission!
Luke: Ah whatever, I don't know why we got an astromech in the first place.

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tristan is the best friend of the jedi

"I am the signature virus! Copy me into your signature so that I can take over the world! Moohahahee!"

And God said it was....meh.

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"This thread is still alive? Someone should kill it."

"Computers? What the...get a life."
-Steve Wozniak, the brains behind Jobs.

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There is no signature

heh, GOLD.

Physics? Physics? Physics can go kiss my wheelchair - Steven Hawking

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

"I think, therefore, I am going to get baked." - Rene Descartes

"Who gives a damn about light, anyway? You flip a switch and BAM! it's there. Maybe I'll patent the soap-on-a-rope." - Albert Einstein

"Ya know, black people in this country really don't have it all that bad." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Well, I didn't get into art school. Maybe I'll become a rabbi." - Adolf Hitler

"Come on guys, settle down. Let's just do what the Romans want us to do, okay?" - Spartacus

"I can have all this if I just bow down to you?" - Jesus to Satan

"I'm going to donate all my profits to charity." - Bill Gates

"E=3.14159265467....." - Albet Einstein

"Oh, crap. Learning the cog language will be too hard." - GBK

"Kiss my dull, plastic *** ." - Bender

"I don't like children. They're too annoying. I'll just keep my distance from them." - Michael Jackson

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Genesis 22:2-5 - And God said unto Abraham "You must kill your son, Isaac." And Abraham said "What? I can't hear you! You'll have to speak into the microphone." And God said "Check, check, check, check. Jerry, can you pull the high end out. I'm getting some hiss up here."
Valuable Life Lesson: Frog + Potato Gun = Blindness

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