Okay, and seriously, what the hell? You're by far the rude person in a situation like that. Who do you expect to pay for 1% of your purchase? The business? The cashier? The guy who thought is change was going toward some good cause and is now being used to cover your expense, which is your responsibility? If you are expecting the business to cover the cost, you must realize that the cashier by default is to blame for a short till. The paperwork states that there should be $523.56 in the till at the end of the day, but because of you, it is actually $523.54. Too many of those isn't very good for a cashier.
If you're expecting the cashier to pay for it out of his or her own pocket, then that is quite rude and tactless, no? In essence, you're telling them to pay for part of your purchase just because you don't want to be inconvenienced. I've got news for you, pal. If you don't want to be inconvenienced by change, then *you* chalk up the bill. *You* donate your change to whatever good cause 99% of businesses support, rather than shortchanging the company and people who work there.
Seriously, your pet peeves are really stupid. For the first one, all you need to do is hand the cashier one of the four pennies you obtained from one of these transactions you so despise, and viola! No pennies!
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009