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OMG Luke Skywalker is a Sith
2005-06-17, 6:22 PM #41
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
Obi-wan and luke are the most badass jedi ever.

Second, I am really disappointed that Yoda is/was such a pansy. Mace Windu kicked palpatine's ***, but yoda couldn't do anything to him.


That's cause Mace Windu is actually Shaft, and Shaft is one bad mutha****a.


Or because Palpatine let Windu win so that he'd have a reason to force Anakin to help him and therefore have him choose the dark side.
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2005-06-17, 6:32 PM #42
Keep in mind that Yoda had to realize Padme was cheating on him.
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2005-06-17, 6:48 PM #43
Quote:
Originally posted by bobafett765
That's cause Mace Windu is actually Jules, and Jules is a mushroom cloud laying mother****er, mother****er.

Fixed.
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2005-06-17, 11:05 PM #44
In... I believe... Not Heir to the Empire... was it?
No... TRUCE AT BAKURA!
Truce at Bakura.
"You're not the last of the old Jedi, you're first of the new."

-Luke represents a new type of Jedi, ones who can summon the force in all sorts of disturbing manners and still wakl teh path of Righteousness.
2005-06-18, 1:52 AM #45
Monkey Man wins.
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2005-06-18, 3:07 AM #46
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I think I read somewhere he just rendered them unconscious somehow.


I just read the RotJ book and Luke did in fact choke them. But he did not kill them, just warned them not to mess with him.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-06-18, 1:59 PM #47
Quote:
CHRISTOPHER prepares to leave, but CERTAINLY NOT TO VISIT
IAN MCDIARMID. CHRISTOPHER LEE shoots lightning at EWAN, who
absorbs it into his lightsaber.

CHRISTOPHER LEE
You can absorb force lightning?

EWAN MCGREGOR
Oh, yeah, of course. I really ought
to tell Luke that at some point,
shouldn't I? I bet that would be
helpful.


Quote:
SAMUEL L. MO********ING JACKSON enters IAN MCDIARMID'S
CHAMBER.

SAMUEL L. MO********ING JACKSON
Ian, you're under arrest for being
a manipulative mo********er!

IAN MCDIARMID
I got a threshold, Jedi. I got a
threshold for the abuse I'll take.
And right now I'm a race car and you
got me in the red. I'm just saying
that it's fu***in' dangerous to have
a racecar in the fu**in' red. It
could blow.

SAMUEL L. MO********ING JACKSON
Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

IAN MCDIARMID
I could blow.

SAMUEL L. MO********ING JACKSON
Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin'
mo*******er, mo*******er! Every
time my fingers touch my lightsaber
I'm Superfly TNT. I'm the Guns of
Navarone.

Suddenly, IAN pulls out his LIGHTSABER. He moves toward the
JEDI, pulls his arm back, aims at a Jedi, kills him, pulls
his blade out, moves toward another, and slowly kills him
too, all while SAMUEL L. MO********ING JACKSON twirls his
lightsaber around pointlessly behind them. Once only SAMUEL
is left, they DUEL. IAN makes silly faces and is eventually
beaten.

SAMUEL L. MO*******ING JACKSON
Let me read to you from the book of
Ezekiel for a--

Suddenly, IAN unleashes some force lightning on SAMUEL,
which he absorbs into his lightsaber and somehow pushes back
onto IAN, which causes him to grow old, apprently. Despite
this, IAN refuses to stop doing it.

IAN MCDIARMID
Must... bridge... gap... to...
original... trilogy...

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN arrives.

HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
Wow, you really can absorb force
lightning with a lightsaber. Someone
really, really needs to tell Luke
that. Anyway, Ian, I think Samuel is
about to rip you a new one, mind
telling how to save Natalie real
quick?
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2005-06-18, 6:30 PM #48
^^^

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2005-06-18, 6:34 PM #49
Quote:
Originally posted by happydud


OMG! Hahahahaha that's GREAT!
2005-06-18, 6:43 PM #50
Quote:
Originally posted by The_Mega_ZZTer
I think Burrie or someone dug up this piece of trivia... if Luke had killed his father and joined Sidious, he would have been given the title of Darth Secretus...

[http://images.mzzt.net/pyle.gif]

<3


I loved those comics! I saw them a long time ago, but can't remember where from. Where is them!?!?!
2005-06-18, 6:51 PM #51
http://www.jediknight.net/3do/strips.htm

Good times. :)
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2005-06-18, 7:08 PM #52
Whether you know it or not, Kyle was in the Jedi Academy before Jedi Knight I, so he knows how to use a lightsabre... its even mentioned in the game, and its revisited in a scene in Jedi Outcast.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-06-19, 6:40 PM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by Hell Raiser
http://www.jediknight.net/3do/strips.htm

Good times. :)


Those are funny, but I seem to recall a few AotC comics like that, but none are in that link. Anyone know where those are?
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-06-19, 9:53 PM #54
Quote:
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01
Whether you know it or not, Kyle was in the Jedi Academy before Jedi Knight I, so he knows how to use a lightsabre... its even mentioned in the game, and its revisited in a scene in Jedi Outcast.


i don't remember kyle ever saying anything about being in the jedi academy before the events of JKII.
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2005-06-19, 9:58 PM #55
Kyle was in the Imperial Academy before the events that took place in the JK series, not the Jedi Academy.
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2005-06-20, 12:24 AM #56
Quote:
Originally posted by KOP_Snake
Those are funny, but I seem to recall a few AotC comics like that, but none are in that link. Anyone know where those are?


That's an outdated link.

http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/archive.htm
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2005-06-20, 12:39 PM #57
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
That line was stupid. Especially since "Only the Sith deal in absolutes" is an absolute.
He wasn't dealing in absolutes though. He was just stating one.
2005-06-20, 1:49 PM #58
I myself like to deal in absolutes.

Such as;

This thread is absolutely stupid... EVEN for a starwars debate thread.
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