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Feeling exceptionally defiant of fate
2005-06-18, 12:00 PM #41
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Originally posted by Warlord
It really depends what kind.

Like, healthy martial arts trained Japanese 8-year-olds would be a bit tougher than starving Ethiopian 8-year-olds.


Yeah, because you know...those starving Ethiopian kids want meat...human meat.
2005-06-20, 8:27 AM #42
Update: probably failed the exam. It feels GOOOOD... wonder how long that feeling will last (it's probably hormonal, with summer and resulting female dressing style). I'll probably wake up tonight feeling bad and guilty, but now it's time to lay back and watch the adventures of lois and clark.
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enshu
2005-06-20, 9:11 PM #43
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2005-06-20, 9:55 PM #44
I said 16-25. I'm tall, so I'd be toppled before long, and it would be over. Of course, that's only if they're zealous enough to swarm me and keep my limbs pinned.

I figure once I knock a few out, I can throw their unconscious bodies into the throng, slowing the rest down. Bashing their heads together would also be quite efficient. It'd take care of them 2 at a time.
2005-06-20, 10:14 PM #45
You have to approach it from a different angle as well. Psychologically. Yeah, I have martial arts training too, but that won't stop all 35 of them...you simply need to hurt the first 6 to 8 so badly (visibly) that when the next ones come they see the carnage you left behind, their morale will drop and be easier to take down...and a few will run off to save their own asses as well.
The top ten times in history when using the "F" word
was appropriate.....
10) "What the *&%# was that?" -Mayor of Hiroshima - August 1945
9) "Where did all these *&%#ing Indians come from?" - Custer 1877
8) "Any *&%#ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein 1938
7) "It does SO *&%#ing look like her!" - Picasso 1926
6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" - Pythagoras 126 BC
5) "You want WHAT on the *&%#ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo 1566
4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." - Joan of Arc 1434
3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers...my a$$!" - Noah 2114 BC
2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" -
JFK 1963
1) "Aw c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton 1997
2005-06-20, 10:19 PM #46
If you ask me where this is from, it's from McSweeney's.

Ah, good times.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2005-07-05, 2:49 AM #47
Quote:
Originally posted by Tenshu
Update: probably failed the exam. It feels GOOOOD... wonder how long that feeling will last (it's probably hormonal, with summer and resulting female dressing style). I'll probably wake up tonight feeling bad and guilty, but now it's time to lay back and watch the adventures of lois and clark.


Ouch. Yep there it is.
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enshu
2005-07-05, 3:42 AM #48
Nercomice (the proper statement)
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2005-07-05, 3:50 AM #49
shut up
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enshu
2005-07-05, 10:55 AM #50
hahahahaha

sucks to be you
2005-07-05, 11:00 AM #51
My god. Why didn't I click earlier? This is the best thread of 2005.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-05, 11:27 AM #52
IBTL.
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