Damn you!! I was gonna repost my old "upside down in the trees pic of awesome-ness"

we're doing that demon-musical this spring... wooh

2005th post in 2005.

w00t.

not to many times in a man's life can you wear a beret and not look gay...

(Yes, that's a girl shooting at me)


(This is what we paintball players refer to as getting "lit up".


(This is what we refer to as "Headslapped")

Am I right in thinking thats your sister on teh left?

Damn she's hot.

And since when did you join the army

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

my thoughts exactly

lol i joined the army in June, and yes thats my sister on the left of me, its my other friends little sister on the right

Standing between those 2 ladies, you could wear pretty much anything and not look gay.

I dunno, Kirb.... I could think of one or two things.

Fixed...

]-[ellequin, these days that is nothing :), it can be expected. If you get hit less than 10 times before making it off the feild after being eliminated, you're lucky.

/resident paintball freak

HAWT.

I am the one second from the left, next to the fruity looking peter pan kid.

The Marilyn Manson/Boy George cross

dude. we can't see that without registering.

w00t Helleq plays paintball.

Paintball > Air-Soft, you pussies.

Agreed. I notice that two shots were rather close to your crotch... ow. Glad that's baggy, heavy clothing. >.<

Is it just me, or is your hand a little close to your sister's butt? O_o

And his hand is curled in such a way that suggests the intent to squeeze.

I got a new hair cut.

styling it so it grows out better

And my eyes really look blue there

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

I usually wear a pair of regular shorts underneath the extra large jumpsuit, to protect my balls from their balls.

And yes, airsoft is for cowards.

These pictures are about a year old. That girl (later becomes my girlfriend) really beat me good that round. I was playing kinda softly (because she's a girl), but I don't anymore. She hit me a total of 13 times (some didn't break, but still hurt like hell). She was using a Tippmann A5 with a Flatline barrel. Ouch.


It's not a very attractive picture, but it's not meant to be. Girl + A5 + Flatline + Remote = 13 welts for Steven.



Me with MY Tippmann A5 + Flatline + Response Trig, my fat friend Oscar (easy target), and some Twib whose name I didn't bother to ever learn (we called him Twib). That small building in back makes for some GREAT, long games. We get about 5 guys inside "The Fort", and 10 guys outside, and go at it. Fun.

The place we play is pretty good. As you can see, it's right off the road, has a nice "fort", as well as a makeshift speedball court. There is also an old lemon grove with tall grass that makes for some fun woods games. I don't like speedball.

[By the way, I lead a small team of Woods players called "Blue's Bastards". I am called Blue, because I always use blue Diablo paint. My Bastards and I compete in local one-day Woods tournaments. She's the newest recruit. I love this game.]

And they're pretty sexy too. :p


My one friend thinks that I have a foot fetish...

Run away! Run away!

suddenly you remind me of seth green. O_o

My friend and I.

Which one is you?

How about when you're holding a gun?

Me at our teams annual paintball training, I was a squad leader, leading everyone with a yellow armband.

what's with the tall lumberjack behind you?

what a smokin babe, eh?

I guess he took a break from his lumber-jackin' to play some paintball!

>.>

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

If that's a mom, she's a milf. And she's also 16 I believe.

I may have just turned Gay.

I'm the large one.

*squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezes babygenki*

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Cheers.

Cazor looks creepy and almst homosexual when he's well groomed looking

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

ha thats awesome

this is me messing around.. im so rockin out the aviator's when i go to iraq