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I do declare, post thy pic massassians!

2006-01-01, 9:47 AM #2521

Yecti

Actually That Big

Posts: 4,084

Originally posted by genk:

haha i know EXACTLY[/i] where that is

OMGZ Let's all track down Kirb's girlfriend. I have a good feeling it's in a large public building about 2 hours north of my house... hmmmm.

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2006-01-01, 9:00 PM #2522

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

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[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/houseofsporks/danajenbefore.jpg]

Ho hum.

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2006-01-01, 9:02 PM #2523

Zloc_Vergo

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That is the most feminine fat hairy Italian man with an ugly stache who sweats all day and hence stinks of sweat that I have ever seen.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-01-01, 9:55 PM #2524

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

Unfortunately, you are correct.

I admit that I did a wee bit of touching up on that picture... here's the original:

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v15/houseofsporks/danajenhaha.jpg]

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2006-01-01, 10:06 PM #2525

Zloc_Vergo

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Oh..you photoshopped in the rest of that girls face, instead of just having her eye in the picture?

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-01-01, 10:09 PM #2526

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

Yes, yes... you see, her face is horribly disfigured and is incredibly disgusting to look at. Photoshopping her entire face in was very much neccessary.

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2006-01-01, 10:37 PM #2527

JediKirby

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Originally posted by Yecti:

OMGZ Let's all track down Kirb's girlfriend. I have a good feeling it's in a large public building about 2 hours north of my house... hmmmm.

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2006-01-02, 12:07 AM #2528

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

after seeing ach and sister I need a good stiff drink

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-02, 8:36 AM #2529

Milady

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I have a friend who is an amatuer photographer and I stayed with his family over New Year's ~ inevitably pictures were taken...

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2006-01-02, 8:39 AM #2530

Seb

what

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that last picture screams "bling bling".

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2006-01-02, 8:55 AM #2531

Daft_Vader

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Posts: 4,628

I have to agree with Seb on this one.

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2006-01-02, 9:21 AM #2532

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Originally posted by Achelois:

Unfortunately, you are correct.

I admit that I did a wee bit of touching up on that picture... here's the original:

[awesome]

Hahaha, I love massassi.

DO NOT WANT.

2006-01-02, 9:24 AM #2533

I am the Stig

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POPPED COLLAR! OMGZ

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2006-01-02, 10:09 AM #2534

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

Milady: I barely recognize you in those pics. Those be some crazy shots there!

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2006-01-02, 8:58 PM #2535

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me.

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2006-01-03, 12:50 PM #2536

Gebohq

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Here's me wearing the "classically trained" shirt I got for Christmas (sorry for the blurriness, I need to learn to hold the camera more still):

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2006-01-03, 2:03 PM #2537

sugarless

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awesome pics, Milady! I'd have to say better than your senior pics even, but I have to say: bad idea. very bad idea

and love the shirt, Geb

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2006-01-03, 3:10 PM #2538

Grismath

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posh pics, Milady, but you look quite the younger girl than your more womanly, longer-haired previous contributions.

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2006-01-03, 3:41 PM #2539

happydud

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Quickly, Milady. We must escape the white... It chases us relentlessly, stealing all color..

If it catches us-- Oh! Too late.

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2006-01-03, 3:50 PM #2540

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

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Milday wins the cam-hoe award

Congrats to Geb for the fluffiest man hair

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-03, 3:56 PM #2541

Petmc.

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[http://www.freewebs.com/petersworldandmore/trix%202.JPG]

lol

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2006-01-03, 3:59 PM #2542

Avenger

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Originally posted by Gebohq:

Here's me wearing the "classically trained" shirt I got for Christmas (sorry for the blurriness, I need to learn to hold the camera more still):

That shirt rocks

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2006-01-03, 4:00 PM #2543

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by petmc20:

picture

lol

I dont get it :confused:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-03, 7:54 PM #2544

cazor

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[http://myspace-810.vo.llnwd.net/00399/01/86/399216810_l.jpg]

rawr

2006-01-03, 8:06 PM #2545

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

Why am I on a box of Trix with someone else's hair? :confused:

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2006-01-03, 9:00 PM #2546

Daft_Vader

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Posts: 4,628

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!

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2006-01-04, 5:31 AM #2547

Morpheus

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Posts: 475

Geb, I want your hair, now!

Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.

2006-01-04, 5:40 AM #2548

Baconfish

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Posts: 18,004

I want Cazor's.

nope.

2006-01-04, 11:44 AM #2549

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Baconfish:

I want Cazor's.

Stop washing it for a week then wet it.

That should do it.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-01-04, 1:55 PM #2550

Gebohq

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Posts: 8,352

So unfortunately, I think I'd have to take a close-up picture of the shirt itself for you all to see the details properly, but this is what the other shirt I got for Christmas looks like on me:

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2006-01-04, 4:31 PM #2551

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

Stop washing it for a week then wet it.

That should do it.

If my hair wasn't combination of straight hair, loose curls, the odd tight one which I try to straighten out, wavy hair, and general crap, that just might work.

nope.

2006-01-04, 7:29 PM #2552

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Originally posted by Ruthven:

Stop washing it for a week then wet it.

That should do it.

hey hey hey. i shower once a day, and shampoo every other day as recommended. i have been told i have very healthy hair.

2006-01-04, 7:54 PM #2553

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Wait, shampoo every other day? I shampoo once per day, is that bad?

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2006-01-04, 7:58 PM #2554

Zloc_Vergo

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Posts: 5,888

Originally posted by Zell:

Wait, shampoo every other day? I shampoo once per day, is that bad?

It's horrible Zell. And it means we're both going to die tommorrow if we shampoo.

I thought it was once a day...

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2006-01-04, 7:58 PM #2555

Detty

Britlandish

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Depends on your hair, for "normal" hair every other day is recommended. Whereas my hair is so rediculously matted every morning that not shampooing would be a crime against humanity.

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2006-01-04, 8:15 PM #2556

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

omgz

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2006-01-04, 8:36 PM #2557

dalf

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Posts: 8,683

*thwack!*

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2006-01-05, 12:09 AM #2558

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Wal-Mart

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2006-01-05, 12:17 AM #2559

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Me and the roommate.

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2006-01-05, 11:00 AM #2560

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

New Year's day. after the eve. the shirt was strangely fitting (hangover music)

and while i'm at it, the scary guitars.

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