Me and my mom started a bon fire and were lighting off some illegal bottle rockets. Then my dad comes home and we light of a bunch more. We're JUST getting done and we light off a couple more (I stopped lighting because I burned my finger due to the wind) when a light shines through the trees at us. My dad jokingly says "Haha, it's the cops." I'm like "No, it actually is." The cop pulls around the corner, gets out, comes up to the house as my little rat tarrier dog runs at him barking (The cop laughs). He doesn't even shine his flashlight up at us to see if we've got fireworks, just calmly asks us if we were shooting any off, we said a few, and he didn't even suggest illegal ones. Just said "The dispatchers don't like getting calls about fireworks. Don't light off the ones you don't buy here." and that was all.

I think because when he turned the corner and shined the light back at us before getting out of his car, and didn't see anyone running, he didn't give us a fine. Usually the cops are *******s about it.

But on the 4th of July, they KNOW we blow up the entire neighborhood. Then again, everyone comes to our house and the parkinglot across from our house to watch OUR show, not the city's show. We spend 2000 on our show a year.

When he first came up I was SO close to hitting R1 R2 L1 R2 Left Down Right Up Left Down Down Down and capping his *** with my uzi.

When he left I was all: "Grove street for life!"

[Tell about your cop stories]

JediKirby

This one time, I killed so many cops the army was chasing me..

And I was all... WTF! So I stole a tank and killed them in the teeth.

I was at a friends house, playing with laser pointers. He has this huge, probably 10 acre, corn-field as his backyard. So we are shining laser pointers through the fields, pointing them at each other, running them around. In the course of this, we are waving them out in the air, sometimes hitting peoples homes.

So, in particular, I was waving my laser pointer at this retired football players house (played for the Green Bay Packers, Mark Chmura by name, sexually assaulted a teenager and retired from football because of it), and was shining it right through his window.

So we are walking around the neighborhood, late at night, and we see a car pull into the hood. Now, it's really really late, so we didn't think it was any kids. He pulls in, and we see a light start moving in a kind of 360 like fashion. My friend yells "Holy ****, it's the third light!" (aka, the cops). So we duck into a field, and we lay there motionless as the cop's lights move over us. He then pulls into Mark Chmura's driveway, starts looking around, and sits there. We had been in the field for about 10 minutes, laying still, and we run into the woods undetected. The cop eventually drove away.


It was quite exillerating.

Me too.

I run from the cops litterally all the time. It is probably the greatest adreneline rush ever. Always fun..after I get away.

How racially characteristic of you! Why must you fit so many steriotypes, ubuu?

Heh

Do you steel hubcaps and expensive tennishoes?

I bet he has platform shoes, a crushed velvet suit, a cane, and a fedora with a feather in it though..



















Okay... that was pushing it.

Nope, old ladies purses'.

One time, me and my friend and brother were illegally crabbing off a bridge, and I went into a gas station about 30 feet away and bought some cream soda in glass bottles. My brother kept his in the paper bag, so yes, it looked like booze in a bag, and he was 13 at the time. So the gas station lady said as I was walking out "You boys know it's illegal to do that right?" and I said "Yes" and walked out of the store. I then saw her pick up the phone. I ran back to the bridge and told them we had to pack up now because I had a feeling that lady was calling the cops. By the time we pulled the net up, two cops on either side of the bridge started to close in on us. First they asked me if I had a license to do this, "No". They asked if I knew it was illegal do crab off of this bridge, I had a feeling it was, but I said "No". Then they asked my brother what he was drinking, I started to think about dumb and dumber when I realized the hunting knife I had on me (it was also concealed) that was way to long to be legal, so if we were cuffed and searched, I was in deep crap. My brother said it was cream soda, the cop believed him when he saw the bottle. The cops told us to get out of here. We left, passing the gas station, I saluted the lady inside, like "I know it was you" type of thing. She looked scared, which kinda made me laugh.

But, that's just one story, maybe I'll post about the time when I actually got chased on foot for TPing a house, badly, like 60 rolls bad. What really made the people mad is when we rang the doorbell after we were done and ran for it. Then they called the cops.

I hope you plan to give them back! Think of the old ladies!

A friend an I got the cops called us me for playing guitar too loud... with a powered monitor comprised of four 6-inch speakers.

But i have a lot of stories. One dating to yesertday.

Cops came to a party that we were at. Opened the door, while all of us who are underage are drinking the night away. Well, I see him, gently put down my drink, and walk to the back of the off, and try to run out the back. Well, after I let the hook latch go, i didnt realize that the backdoor was deadbolted closed. I am ****ed. Well, it happens that these are those new breed cops that I love. They dont care about underage drinking as long as you keep it in the house and no ond drives. So I walk up to the cops that my friend is talking to, and he gives us a soberity test and tells us how to pass them, how people usually fail. Well, I took it before I heard the hints and passed even though I was throwed off my ***. I was "legally" sober

No cop stories, but I got a cool car chase story.

Me, my friend (driver), and two other people in the back were driving to another friends house. However, on a street we went on their were two people driving in a car, and they were clearly high or drunk, and were acting really stupid in a car on this street. We had to get around them with many hard-stops and close calls. As we went by, my friend flipped them off. Bad idea. At first we ended up driving in different directions, then they pulled a u-turn and started chasing us. We sped up a little, but decided to wait it out. We turned, they turned, we turned again, they are following us. The they just punch it, and we almost got hit in the back but we sped up and eventually got away from them. It was pretty shocking.

Mine's sort of lame, but it's the only one I could remember.

So my friends and I had been cruising around town for awhile and decided to go back to one of their houses. They had just put in one of those speed checker things on the road, so we parked my car and got out. For totally innocent reasons :em321:, we had some eggs with us and decided to see who was the fastest thrower. So we took turns throwing eggs past this thing (turned out I could throw the fastest.) Towards the end of the eggs, we see this car driving up on the road and realized they probably had seen us. So we ran back to the car thinking it was a group of boys that used to chase us around town and paintball our cars. I dropped my keys when I got to the door and we all just stared up at the car (ready to face our doom with paintballs) and it turned out to be a cop. He sped up to turn around since we were on a narrowish road, I picked up my keys and found out my car had been unlocked. So we all jumped in and sped away from the cop who was now in the process of turning around. We drove up towards some houses and parked at one of my D&D guy's houses. We stopped, turned off the lights and car, my friends dropped down either on the seat or the floor and I grapped the hangy stuff I had on my mirror and rolled down into the passenger side of the floor. The cop drove by without noticing us. 'Twas very fun. I doubt I could ever pull that off again though. :/

Well, never really got myself into anything to warrant much of a story. Had a few interesting close calls though. There are the many random times of trying to "act sober" while campus police is patrolling around. Damn them and their black cars, great for popping up out of nowhere. Of course they're pretty lenient anyway.

Did have one interesting close call with Metro police a while back though. Some friends and I are at a frat party finishing up getting completely hammered. One of my friends made the mistake of getting incredibly wasted while he was going through some pretty crappy stuff, as well as his ex-girlfriend being their with us, so... He starts freaking out a bit, so she asks me to get him back and try to get him to go to sleep. So we walk back and he calms down a bit and we decide to stop by Wendy's and get some food since that's what we like to do at 2 AM... So we stand there waiting in line (this is a very busy Wendy's) for a few minutes and talking, both still quite intoxicated. Then I finally notice that we're standing right beside a Metro cop in line this whole time. Of course us being paranoid as crap, we decide we're not hungry anymore and leave. Looking back, there's no way he couldn't have noticed and he obviously decided to just shrug it off.

If i had a nickle for every time that I've had to speak to a cop (and not for just the hell ofit).. I'd have 5 dollars.

One day I was looking at Spider-Man figs at Wal-Mart and this cop comes over looking for one of those silly string web shooters and asked my opinion on what might be good for a 5 year old spidey fan. Then we talked some about the popularity of spidey.

[bandwagon BS]then I took his Sig and shot out some lights and hauled *** into a bin of pillows, I don't think he saw me then he arrested some random black guy[/bandwagon BS]

Did an old lady ever grab you in the act and take her to her home and feed you dinner?

Only had cops at my place when my band was playing too loudly. Funny enough, it was around 4 in the afternoon, one of the neighbours called the cops on us.

I mean, who the hell are you disturbing at 4 in the afternoon? People who work during the day aren't at home, and people who work night shifts are usually awake by 4 pm.

One time a cop took my eggs because I was throwing them at people in a non egg-throwing zone. I also was put in jail once because I climbed a wall and stole a crate of beer with some buddies checking if the area was clear (they obviously did a bad job). And I wasn't even thirsty. The illegalness of it all - it just spoke to me.

Well, I've never run from the cops because me and all my friends are "in" with them and whenever they show up we go talk to them. The other day we were in the park after hours and saw other people in the park after hours in the pool. So we called the cops on them and watched the fun. (No, we weren't trying to get them arrested, we just had fun watching them scatter. Then we laughed about it with the cops and said goodbye as they drove away. That's only if we're in town thouigh, small-town cops in the surrounding areas scare me, some of them are total dicks. Also a few of the state troopers around here are just terrible.

I wonder if internet forum posts count as confessions...

I'm an outcast, because I'm a social recluse that hasn't been caught doing anything illegal.

i had my house searched by the Interpol once.

they didn't find what they were looking for, though. heh.

What the hell?! And I thought I was a tough guy ...

about 3 weeks ago, my friends and i along with my friend's friend's and so on ( totaling to about 30 people ) went and had a woods party in what we thought was a well secluded area. Well the bonfire got going and there was alot of drinking and smoking, and by alot i mean: 3 coolers FULL of beer and 4 handles of vodka, and enough pot to smoke up 50 people. So everyone is having a good time getting f'd up when someone yells "5-0! 5-0!" ( beverly's term for cops ) and everyone starts scattering. The woods that we're in has about 10 different paths that you can follow and everyone is either drunk or high and stumbling down these paths. Now Beverly is known for having all of its 30 cops showing up at 1 party to bust everyone cuz they have nothing better to do, so they start off by grabbing everyone that is near by. As im running down a path i notice that a spotlight is starting to show through the woods, clearly the cruiser has come up through the car-path into the woods. Seeing that they have cut off the exit i realized that i needed to hide rather than escape. My friend grabbed my arm and pointed to a tree so we both scampered up the tree hiding in the branches. By the time this happended it was 1:30 AM. The cops sat there another 2 hours waiting to see if anyone came back to try and get their alcohol/weed that they had dropped. They caught two more kids but we remained undetected. They left after 2 hours and we climbed down and drove home. I got in trouble with my parents for being a 1/2 hour late for my cerfew (which is 3AM) but that was it. We were VERY lucky

heh heh.

Last night the cops came around when me and my freinds were singing to loud. Honestly, it was 10:30 at night? man i live in a snobby neighborhood. :p

I got arrested for being too foxy in a no fly zone.




...what?

They'll actually search your house? And I thought those warnings at the beginning of movies were just to scare you!

*deletes all movie backups from hard drive*

>.<

Cop stories.. I could go on forever.
I'll stick with the most recent. Nothing specail..

Party at freinds place.
Three cops came during my third win in a row of beer pong, and wasn't going to loose anytime soon.
Cops just talked to my freinds sister for about a minute, and left. Left a house that had 20 cars parked all over the place, was making alot of noise when they came up and suddenly became quite.

So everyone left but a couple of us. I was pissed.

Ya, the key is always get a girl to talk to the cops at a house party. Greater then 50% of the time, you will get off with no MIP or anything, they'll just tell you to make half the people leave.

Hmmm... cop stories...

Well, there was this one time when I had a run in on the way to a poker game. I had stayed up most of the previous night at a friends house, so I wasn't really quite with it (not drunk or stoned, mind you, just dead tired.

I was making a left hand turn onto a main road, and, being totally worn out, was only watching the right lane, the closest one to me. I pull out into the road, and halfway into my turn, I hear a frantic honk from a car that was just feet away from smashing me. I see it swerve away. I pull over to the side of the road and get out of my car, unsure of what just happened. Just my luck, there happened to be an interceptor a few cars back and the cop saw the whole thing.

He pulls up to me, and we have a chat, he asks a couple questions (namely about consumption of alcoholic beverages), then goes off to talk to the other guy, leaving me standing, rather scared of a possible reckless driving charge. The cop comes back and pulls up beside me, and says out of the window "You really need to pick a better person to cut off. That was an off-duty Kirkland police officer." Wow, irony. Nothing happened, though, as I had a perfect record and was very apologetic.

haha. no, they were looking for someone, actually. basically, the Interpol called in the Hungarian version of a SWAT team that came in a little bulletproof van, all with assault rifles and such, and searched the house.

Hahaha!

I've had to escape the cops before.

It was while a few friends and I were skateboarding in-town. Apparently this is against the law. So we see a police car pull up and two cops get out and start walking towards us. We didn't bother hanging around and getting fined. Two cops on foot < three skateboarders going downhill and hiding in a libary once out of sight.
Nothing fancy or too complicated.

They probobly would've warned you before fined you...