I remember at a party, one of my friends had this huge pink fur pimp coat on, and eventually the cops came, and he was going on infront of the cops being all:

"What? You gonna arrest me for being so ****ing PIMP"

Hahahaha. Was hilarous at the time.

I thought I smelt some Pork product ...

spam?

no cop incidents for me.

but I once accidently brought smoked salmon jerky home after a holiday overseas without declareing it to customs.

Ooh, you rebel you.

A couple weeks ago there was a huge meth bust at a garage a couple houses down from mine. The cops totally pumped the place full of tear gas and smoked 11 people out, 2 of them actually managed to escape, but later I heard they were caught. The cops found nearly $12,000 and a bunch of firearms in the garage. God knows what they were planning.:eek: Ah hell, I'm just glad they were busted.

As for me, I've never had any major run ins with the police. One time though, when I was all of 8 years old, I stole a bottle of Pepsi from a 7-11 down the street from my old house. It was a 1 litre bottle so it was fairly easy to conceal in my sweatshirt. When I walked out the door, the detector thing beeped and I ran as fast as I could. The lady who worked there was a real hard-*** ***** and called the cops on me. But they never got me (I think they just let it slide), and I've avoided that store ever since.:)

You can't have money and guns in your garage now?


WHAT THE HELL KIND OF COUNTRY IS THIS?

At school, the cops knocked on the door at 10 in the morning, and questioned my roomate. They thought he was selling oxycontin, when it was actually the Michael who had lived two doors down a few months ago. Some police work.

Police-related story. Last night a few friends and I go to the local ''punk'' bar, and one guy we were with was wearing his Polizei tee-shirt. We all told him numerous times that he might get his *** beat, but he shrugged it off. We finally got there, and he freaks out and asks us why we didn't tell him.

I really got too many to tell...

...and half the stories are illegal material (Such as my friends drug useage) to post on these forums.