I'm giving away my 9 year old, 125 lbs, out of shape brother. I'm tired of his dumb ***. What happened this time? Well he comes and asks me if I could get offline so he could call his little friend for 2 minutes max. It's my time to be online, and if he wanted to call his friend, tough. But does it work that way? No, he's the younger child. I ask my mom or someone to get offline so I can have an INTELLIGENT conversation with my friend, and I get a "Hell no, call him when i'm done" and I wait an hour for her to finish. But anyway, I say "Fine. FINE! Just wait a minute before you do. I need to save some things."


That dumb***. He goes and picks up the phone, cutting me off, and completely destroying what I was downloading. Then, he calls 'em up, and hangs up. I knew this would happen. I KNEW THEY WOULDN'T BE HOME! So now I'm back online and restarting a download because of a useless phone call and my brother not listening.



WANT HIM!?

Ahh, I miss the days of sibling rivalry.

Ahem.

the best solution would involve broadband... just beg/guilt trip/threaten your parents to get it (unless it's unavailable in your area)

another option involves duct tape and a chair

or you could buy me an iRiver H340 and i'll kidnap your brother and sell him to a sweat shop

Zloc_Vergo: Hey

Friend of Zloc: Hey

Zloc_Vergo: Penis!

Friend of Zloc: LOL!

Zloc_Vergo: ROFL!

Zloc_Vergo: KEKEKEKE

Friend of Zloc: OMG go to zombo.com it's funny!

Zloc_Vergo: ROFLMAO!

He's niiine give him a break. :p I was soooo stupid when I was nine.

i was never nine

it's more like

Zloc: So...what's up?

Alex (Friend): not much. How'd you do on that English test? that was wicked.

Zloc: 97 A, you?

Alex: 86 C+.

Zloc: That beats you're F on that test...*chuckle*

Alex: *chuckle* So have you played the new Medal of Honor game? I just beat it.

Zloc: Imagine that. I just bought it.

Alex: Cool.

Zloc: You seen batman begins yet?

Alex: No..heard it was good.

Zloc: It rocked. Hey, wanan see I could spent Wednesday at your place? my mom's going to the doctor's office, and I haven't seen anyone from school all summer...

Alex: Sure, talk to you later man.

Zloc: Later.


Number one, Alex is like a second brother, so we can talk gibberish and understand each other. And there's much to that convo I edited out for space. I'd say they're better than most of your posts SAJN.

Ohhhhhhhhh BURN SAUCE.

That isn't really intelligent. It's just chit-chat and gossip. You can talk about video games and test scores any time. Your brother just wanted to use the phone for a second. Simmer down now.



So do you want to sell him because he's so annoying like you want to with your first brother?

"*chuckle*?"

You changed "lol" to freaking "*CHUCKLE*?"

That's sad :p

Does he cost 25 cents?

k...he is nine. but still...I plainly stated "wait one minute, i'll tell you when I'm off." if you knew this smart*** you'd know he wasn't just being stupid. He was just doing something idiotic.

and SAJN, we've had better discussions than that. That's just the most recent and thus the most memorable.


and Timewolf, he's free. take him, PLEASE! just be sure to note he whines and acts like a smart*** demanding to be treated like he's 14, then doing childish crap.

14 year olds are still children in my book :p 16+ is where it's at. Not just because I'm 16 almost 17, but because you really start to even out and understand how stupid you act when you get around 16 to 17. When I was 11 and 12 and...13...and...14 and even 15 I used to talk to people online that were like 18 or so. We could never carry out a long conversation. But I can pretty much say that from 16-20 the maturty level isn't that drastic. I have friends all the way from 16-25 that I can talk to for ages. Most of us share the same humor and interests. But then sometimes a 12 or 14 year old pops in and just goofs everything up. But they don't really MEAN to goof everything up, they are just trying to fit, but they aren't old enough to understand or like certain things yet.

i just locked my cousins out of my room after getting punched in the face, god

that was what? 960 thousand years ago?

Well, SAJN, that may be true. and I must admit looking back on these posts and this whole thread...it's stupid. Crappy posts, and I was just PO'ed at my brother in the first post. This was completely useless, and i have acted immature in this thread. I admit it.


But the last couple nights, someone who shall remain un-named and I have carried out good 1/2 hour to hour long conversations on subjects that shall remain unstated.


Another one, who shall remain un-named and I have great discussions over many a thing..not nightly, but every few nights I'll bring something up, he'll post his comment, I'll reply and we'll get into discussions. I might add that these people are around the age of 18.

He only ages in multiples of 6.

Intelligent conversation right there, folks!

An 86 is a C+? Harsh.

that's why i only got a 97 on the English Test.

100 - 94 or 93 A's (forgot) 93 or 92 - 87 B's, and 86 - 80 C, and 80 - 74 D

Wow, how can they consider an 86 a bad grade? 86% out of 100% is pretty damn good. It sounds like they want perfection. here it's

100-90 = A
89-80 = B
79-70 = C
69 and below = F

yeah, it's pretty hard.but i've gotten straight A's for 20 straight quarters (2nd grade to 6th grade) and I plan to do it again this year.


Thank God last year was our last year with arithmetic. Or atleast, it was for me. in 7th the teachers look over last year's grades, and decide whether we get Math 1 or Math 2. Math 1 is pretty much a rehash of 6th grade from what i've heard, and math 2 is algebra. I think I'll be in the algebra...:P

You can download your porn later...His friends come first. :p

Hmm...I could use him to be in some kind of special experiment that will cause him to experiance his deepist fears...

Or you could castrate him. Both would work.

Oh crap, Dilbert should be updated by now!

EDIT:

Hahahaha.

Zloc, aren't you 11 or something anyway? How did you get into Batman Begins?

9 years old and 125lb? Is that normal? I'm not even that weight.

I'd assume no.



Cut off his food supply for a week. That way, you can punish him, and get him to lose some weight too.

At university it's (after switching to the A-F grading system):

A = 70+
B = 60+
C = 50+
D = 40+
E = 35+
F = Anything else

University exams are hard.

Someone post the Linkin Park image..

This thread needs it.

YES!

Awesome. This thread is complete.

I know.

It's like a warm fuzzy feeling.

Tie him up or something. That's what little brothers are for, no? You do have a basement or a crawl space, right?

I used to think that I wanted to kill my brothers, but now that we're all become adults, I'd kill for them. Just remember that doing nice things for your little brother, even if he's too immature to understand, will make things smoother in the long run. Unless you're working, doing homework, or playing a game online, there's really no reason to not let him use the phone for a few minutes. The time that you spend on the internet is insignificant compared to the power of...err...love?

At the beginning of this thread I figured you were around 16 years old, after reading that you arn't even in 7th grade....

Man no offense, but at that age you probobly arn't too much better, which isn't a bad thing, you're still just young. You need to realize that you need to be the bigger man in situations like this. If he really wants to use it that badly, prevent the bad situation and just let him use it. Besides, if he's 9 years old and is 125 pounds, then maybe if he uses the phone, he'll go outside and play with a friend or something and sweat off them pounds.

Either way, you'll eventually look back at things like this and just realize how stupid they were.

+2 cents

everyone under the age of dead is a moron