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the girl i work with...
2005-07-07, 5:38 PM #1
...offered herself to me.

holy crap!! what do i do about that?
2005-07-07, 5:40 PM #2
A random person does that to you? Run. That's very wierd.
2005-07-07, 5:40 PM #3
Say "Ok, your place or mine?".
nope.
2005-07-07, 5:43 PM #4
oh yeah. she's married.
2005-07-07, 5:44 PM #5
OMG!

Married?! That could turn out bad. Do it and see what happens :p
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2005-07-07, 5:45 PM #6
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2005-07-07, 5:46 PM #7
Giggity giggity giggity.... all right.
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2005-07-07, 5:46 PM #8
Depends if she's a chick.
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-07-07, 5:47 PM #9
Kill the husband...or invite him along.....could be fun.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-07, 5:47 PM #10
technically, aren't you still married?
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2005-07-07, 5:48 PM #11
Um, this should have been a poll! :p
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2005-07-07, 5:48 PM #12
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
Kill the husband...or invite him along.....could be fun.


o_O
Skateboarding is not a crime.
2005-07-07, 5:48 PM #13
I say go for it and post pics of your battered body on the board when the husband finds out and beats you silly.
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2005-07-07, 5:50 PM #14
Don't go doing something stupid like I did.
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2005-07-07, 6:09 PM #15
what a bad wife...

oh well...
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2005-07-07, 6:17 PM #16
I say accept the offer and do it on the boss's desk.
2005-07-07, 7:09 PM #17
I say, learn Kung Fu 1st...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-07, 7:11 PM #18
Quote:
Originally posted by Boco
Say "Ok, my place, or you?".


Fixed.
2005-07-07, 7:48 PM #19
Just tell the husband. He'll divorce her and then she's all yours!:D
2005-07-07, 7:50 PM #20
If she does that to her husband, imagine what she could do to you :(
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2005-07-07, 7:59 PM #21
I cannot, in good conscience, give any sort of advice without first consulting high-resolution pics of the female in question.


:o
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2005-07-07, 8:01 PM #22
What a hoe.
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2005-07-07, 8:01 PM #23
Quote:
Originally posted by gbk
I cannot, in good conscience, give any sort of advice without first consulting high-resolution pics of the female in question.


Yes, I do concur.
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2005-07-07, 8:04 PM #24
Quote:
Originally posted by Dominik
Depends if she's a chick.


read thread title...

and evad.... GO FOR IT
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2005-07-07, 8:05 PM #25
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad
holy crap!! what do i do about that?


Well, you completed the first step. You told a bunch of nerds on message board about it.
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2005-07-07, 8:05 PM #26
DO NOT SH** WHERE YOU EAT.

Don't ever mess with girls at work, especially married ones. Not if you value your job anyway.
2005-07-07, 8:08 PM #27
What do you do about that?


HUMP IT!!!!
2005-07-07, 8:09 PM #28
Quote:
Originally posted by Darth Evad
oh yeah. she's married.

Flee, run, vacate, exit, depart, quit, dash, dart, fly, zoom...you get the idea.
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2005-07-07, 8:39 PM #29
Quote:
Originally posted by Brian
DO NOT SH** WHERE YOU EAT.

Don't ever mess with girls at work, especially married ones. Not if you value your job anyway.
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2005-07-07, 8:40 PM #30
Kill them both in a frenzied rage with a crowbar, then date the bodies.
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2005-07-07, 8:44 PM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by Brian
DO NOT SH** WHERE YOU EAT.

Don't ever mess with girls at work, especially married ones. Not if you value your job anyway.


Exactly. So get her fired, then **** her.
2005-07-07, 9:05 PM #32
i'd hit it.
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2005-07-07, 9:09 PM #33
I had too.
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2005-07-07, 9:26 PM #34
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2005-07-07, 9:30 PM #35
Quote:
Originally posted by Glyde Bane
Kill them both in a frenzied rage with a crowbar, then date the bodies.


Omg, bad thoughts.. .too many:eek:
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2005-07-07, 9:39 PM #36
if she offered it to you think about all the offerings that men of lesser stature and knowledge did to her already... You should just talk to her about it. Like that your obviously your a man and that an offering is extremely hard to pass up but that at the same time you have a conscience and obvisouly understand the vows of marriage and what they truely mean. If shes hott, which she must be at least decent otherwise it would be pretty easy to say no, then just befriend her and when your drunk and don't remember when you two are friends it will all work itself out... somehow...
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2005-07-07, 10:11 PM #37
Quote:
Originally posted by JediGandalf
Flee, run, vacate, exit, depart, quit, dash, dart, fly, zoom...you get the idea.


This is so true. She sounds like a world of trouble. Never mess with another man's woman. ever.
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2005-07-07, 10:48 PM #38
You know, it'd be really fun if you slept with her and then an angry husband posted on whopissedyouoff...
2005-07-07, 10:56 PM #39
Dude. Totally go for it.
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2005-07-07, 10:57 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by tofu
You know, it'd be really fun if you slept with her and then an angry husband posted on whopissedyouoff...


that would be awesome
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