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the girl i work with...
2005-07-08, 12:04 AM #41
... I stole my current girlfriend from her previous boyfriend (not quite the same I know) and we worked together... She quit, and we've been happy the entire time regardless. I say ask her point blank if she's a whore, and if not follow the easy steps below...

1. Leave Work Together.
2. Find a secluded place where you're alone.
3. ...?
4. Proffit!
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2005-07-08, 12:04 AM #42
Go to sleeeeeeeeeep! Don't you people sleep?!
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-08, 12:06 AM #43
You go to sleep.
-If you don't know, then don't ask...
2005-07-08, 12:09 AM #44
I will. Oh and... Tap it like its HAWT Dave.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-08, 12:34 AM #45
Darth Evad, it says you're unemployed on your profile.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-07-08, 5:03 AM #46
Dave, don't get yourself into trouble... :p
2005-07-08, 5:05 AM #47
Live with passion Dave!
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2005-07-08, 8:32 AM #48
Quote:
Originally posted by Space_Bandit
Darth Evad, it says you're unemployed on your profile.


Caught in a lie!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-07-08, 8:54 AM #49
Hehe man you guys. This is funny.

Anyway, dude...just go bowlin.

Well...ok this coupon's good for a serious answer too. If I were you, I'd be like, "Thanks, but no thanks." I'm agreeing with Snoop on everything but getting the whole getting drunk part. Wouldn't you feel cheap for getting with a woman that doesn't really care about the person you are or the person you want to be? That'd bother me. I have faith that one day, I'm going to fall in love with a gal that loves everything about me and I her. So sex under those circumstances would probably deliver the best freakin sex I could ever have in my life.
DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.
2005-07-08, 9:13 AM #50
Martyn talks about himself in the third person and also agrees firmly with the BRIANATOR.

Or you could tap it, but I'd still go with option 1.
2005-07-08, 10:03 AM #51
See you on Springer, Evad. :p
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2005-07-08, 12:11 PM #52
Nah, more like Maury, if it's even true! :D
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2005-07-08, 12:14 PM #53
I'd do it if I judged her attractive. Then again, I take sex as a game rather than the whole loveydovey crap some people make it to be. Thats so old fashion.

I've got way more romantic ways to show someone I love her.

Again : If she's hot, hit the spot. If she's not that way... say you're gay.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-07-08, 12:16 PM #54
Jepman hit it.
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2005-07-08, 12:22 PM #55
run far away?
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2005-07-08, 1:04 PM #56
Quote:
Originally posted by Jepman
Thats so old fashion.


You say that like it has no merit?
DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.
2005-07-08, 1:18 PM #57
"I'm sorry dude"

"Damnit walter, what the hell was that?"

"I don't know dude. I-"

"What the does everything have to do with Vietnam!?"

"I'm sorry dude. Let's go bowling"
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2005-07-08, 1:19 PM #58
Not in our day and age. IMHO anyways.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-07-08, 1:19 PM #59
As fun as this whole deal sounds, it's probably not a good idea when you consider she's married and is your coworker.
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2005-07-08, 1:22 PM #60
You guys are wussies.
2005-07-08, 1:25 PM #61
I'd rather be a wuss than an idiot. :)
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2005-07-08, 1:38 PM #62
*Devil on shoulder* DO IT!!

*Angel on shoulder* DO ITT but put a condom on!

*Devil on shoulder* Bah, whatever, just DO IT!

LOL
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2005-07-08, 1:51 PM #63
They say the unspoken rule is that you never mess with a man's automobile, and I think the spoken one has to do with his wife.
Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2005-07-08, 5:40 PM #64
Seriously, run away.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
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I'll never hear a word you say
2005-07-08, 5:40 PM #65
Quote:
Originally posted by Bounty Hunter 4 hire
They say the unspoken rule is that you never mess with a man's automobile, and I think the spoken one has to do with his wife.


Yes. My car and my lady are off limits. SEVERELY off limits.
Little angel go away
Come again some other day
Devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say
2005-07-08, 5:44 PM #66
Quote:
Originally posted by Jepman
Then again, I take sex as a game rather than the whole loveydovey crap some people make it to be.
You're missing out on way better sex. But that's not my problem, so :p.
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2005-07-09, 9:05 AM #67
Leg it.

I got nothing against the whole work thing, but do you really want to be the 'other guy'? Apart from you getting your rocks off, is there any good whatsoever that could come from this situation?

That said, tell us what happened already :p
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2005-07-09, 9:50 AM #68
We should call cheaters and become famous!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2005-07-09, 10:44 AM #69
He must've done it, because he hasn't posted back in this thread.

...no pun intended.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-07-09, 4:51 PM #70
NOT BUMPING

Where did Dave go
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2005-07-09, 6:38 PM #71
I bet she ate him.
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2005-07-09, 6:44 PM #72
ya where exactly did he go?
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2005-07-09, 7:08 PM #73
Are you pissed off that he hasn't posted yet?
[EDIT]Yeah, it's a lame overdone joke, but it seemed to fit and I couldn't pass up the chance. :em321: [/EDIT]

Anyway, If you're still searching for opinions, I'd stay away from that one Evad. I don't think it's the kind of situation that you would want to be in.
2005-07-09, 7:49 PM #74
Quote:
Originally posted by Freelancer
I'd rather be a wuss than an idiot. :)


Yeah but this idiot may get lovin'...
for being an idiot.
2005-07-09, 8:31 PM #75
Is she as hot as your previous wife? If so, ummmm, hit it. For sure.

If not... hit it, maybe.

If she's dog ugly, then maybe the husband will thank you for what you've done, so you got nothing to worry about (except having a really ugly chick with no moral fiber on your hands).
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-07-09, 8:40 PM #76
I'm probably to be unpopular by saying this.

Don't do it, it's wrong.

...

But if you do, end up on Jerry Springer. That always makes me laugh.
=Daniel Wesley Rydell=
2005-07-09, 8:42 PM #77
Quote:
Originally posted by Daniel Rydell
I'm probably to be unpopular by saying this.

Don't do it, it's wrong.

...

But if you do, end up on Jerry Springer. That always makes me laugh.


You people are no fun. :(
2005-07-09, 8:43 PM #78
I'm actually.. quite fun.
=Daniel Wesley Rydell=
2005-07-09, 8:45 PM #79
Sleep with her and umm...steal her wallet?
DISCLAIMER: This is just armchair observation, not the result of many hours of deliberate study of the subject. I'm by no means an expert, but just an ignorant hick who's putting his two cents in. For that and a nickel, you can have a cup of coffee.
2005-07-09, 9:00 PM #80
I had no idea Massassi was so sex-oriented.

...wait... it's a Star Wars forum. What am I thinking?!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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