I decide to do the smart thing and go to bed around 3:00am the night before System of a Down tickets go on presale. But no worries. I'm all set. I had my mom put in all her creditcard information the night before, and I made a sign that I put on the bathroom door that says "Wake me up before 9:30 - Thanks"
Crap! I wake up on my own, it's really bright out! AHH! I run down my hallway, look at the clock...9:57a.m, Holy Crap! So I run downstairs and then......casually check out the forums for 3 mins...then RUSH to the ticket site! *click click click* Yes!
9:59 a.m. - 1 min till presales
10:00 a.m. - Hit refresh..no page
10:00:03 a.m. - Hit refresh..no page
10:00:06 a.m. - Hit refresh..no page
10:00:09 a.m. - Hit refresh..n-OMFG PRESALE!
So I purchase tickets...
It gives me the ground floor, but it gives me tickets for section 3! I don't want 3 I want 2 right infront of the stage. SMACKDAB in the middle, right in the FRONT. So I toss those tickets...More section 3....again....Section 1....Again....Section 2!
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:02:05
Ticket #'s 1 and 2! Yes! The perfect tickets! I go to cash out and...NOOO! I need the last 3 digits on my moms credit card. She's at work! I don't know her number...So I call my dad.
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:03:21
"Dad, moms cellphone isn't on."
Well she's at work.
"Yeah, but she told me last night if I had a problem I could call her, but she forgot to turn on her phone"
*dad gives me number*
"OMGKTHXBAI-=^_^=-"
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:04:34
So I call my moms school just to get one of those automated services. I need to wait till it finishes just to get to a secretary.
"Hi, is Mrs.Del Sesto there, this is her son, and I'm not really sure of her extention"
Sure, one moment...
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:05:29
Okay I found her, I'm putting you through to her
"Thanks"
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:05:45
"Hi, mom?"
Yeah, sorry. I forgot all about that, I just remember when you called
"No, problem"
Did you wake up on time?
"Yeah, 3 mins before."
Okay, so what do you need?
"The last 3 digits on your card"
Okay, here they are ###, try that.
"...Yep, it worked! Thanks Mom!"
Okay, no problem, bye
"I love you."
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:07:12
*click* *rays of sunlight blast through my monitor*
*bleep bleep, ble-* 10:0-Crisis Averted.
Yes! Wahoo!
/shakes his thang
/dances
Crap! I wake up on my own, it's really bright out! AHH! I run down my hallway, look at the clock...9:57a.m, Holy Crap! So I run downstairs and then......casually check out the forums for 3 mins...then RUSH to the ticket site! *click click click* Yes!
9:59 a.m. - 1 min till presales
10:00 a.m. - Hit refresh..no page
10:00:03 a.m. - Hit refresh..no page
10:00:06 a.m. - Hit refresh..no page
10:00:09 a.m. - Hit refresh..n-OMFG PRESALE!
So I purchase tickets...
It gives me the ground floor, but it gives me tickets for section 3! I don't want 3 I want 2 right infront of the stage. SMACKDAB in the middle, right in the FRONT. So I toss those tickets...More section 3....again....Section 1....Again....Section 2!
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:02:05
Ticket #'s 1 and 2! Yes! The perfect tickets! I go to cash out and...NOOO! I need the last 3 digits on my moms credit card. She's at work! I don't know her number...So I call my dad.
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:03:21
"Dad, moms cellphone isn't on."
Well she's at work.
"Yeah, but she told me last night if I had a problem I could call her, but she forgot to turn on her phone"
*dad gives me number*
"OMGKTHXBAI-=^_^=-"
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:04:34
So I call my moms school just to get one of those automated services. I need to wait till it finishes just to get to a secretary.
"Hi, is Mrs.Del Sesto there, this is her son, and I'm not really sure of her extention"
Sure, one moment...
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:05:29
Okay I found her, I'm putting you through to her
"Thanks"
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:05:45
"Hi, mom?"
Yeah, sorry. I forgot all about that, I just remember when you called
"No, problem"
Did you wake up on time?
"Yeah, 3 mins before."
Okay, so what do you need?
"The last 3 digits on your card"
Okay, here they are ###, try that.
"...Yep, it worked! Thanks Mom!"
Okay, no problem, bye
"I love you."
*bleep bleep, bleep bleep* 10:07:12
*click* *rays of sunlight blast through my monitor*
*bleep bleep, ble-* 10:0-Crisis Averted.
Yes! Wahoo!
/shakes his thang
/dances
Think while it's still legal.