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So some people got the new Harry Potter book it seems (MAJOR SPOILERS)
2005-07-15, 12:26 AM #1
I read on USAToday.com that a few people already have the book...and I was on ytmnd.com and I came across one that said HARRY POTTER SPOILER! I figured it was a joke, but I clicked on it...and it's not (I think). So, major spoiler below if you want to read it :p
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Snape kills Dumbledor

WTF :(

Anyone going to get the new book? I mean, I got like half way through book 4 and kind of...just stopped somehow. I might read it sooner or later, but I can't see myself sleeping outside a bookstore to get my copy.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-15, 12:28 AM #2
I wish I didn't read that.

Damn you, hidden things, I always have to look.
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2005-07-15, 12:29 AM #3
I heard that that was a fake.

A goddamn fake.

IT'S A FAKE! IT CAN'T BE TRUE!

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!

I HATE YOU!
2005-07-15, 12:31 AM #4
It probably is fake.

I've read a lot of "spoilers" lately, they're all radically different.

Besides, he's too much of a main character.
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2005-07-15, 12:33 AM #5
Nope, no fake. It's CONFIRMED. I just saw about 3 more of these. This one has a picture of the book. (Link below)


[Edit: Removed image even though I blurred out spoilers.]

A link is better anyway :p Just incase I missed something.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-15, 12:34 AM #6
Dude, don't post that.

At least link.
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2005-07-15, 12:34 AM #7
WARNING: PICTURE CONTAINS SPOILERS

A link to the picture without blurred words.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-15, 12:35 AM #8
I meant replace the picture with the link, not post the link after the picture.
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2005-07-15, 12:37 AM #9
I posted the link at the same time you posted. I wasn't going to remove the image at first, then I saw your post.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-15, 12:38 AM #10
Yeah, I realized that after I posted.
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2005-07-15, 12:41 AM #11
haha! the people that released the books are screwed, not ONLY do they get a fine, but they don't get their books to sell till the day that they go on sale for #7, dumbasses

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2005-07-15, 5:54 AM #12
...I KNEW IT!
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2005-07-15, 5:58 AM #13
I believe it but any idiot could have faked that page in word and then took a photo.
nope.
2005-07-15, 6:01 AM #14
Who likes Harry Potter anyways?
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2005-07-15, 6:39 AM #15
Millions of people world wide.
nope.
2005-07-15, 7:07 AM #16
HARRYYY POTTER >< *dies*
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2005-07-15, 7:34 AM #17
I know I'm not going to get the new suckage Harry Potter book!
2005-07-15, 7:39 AM #18
Spoileriffic!
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2005-07-15, 7:49 AM #19
im totally spoiling it for the potter freaks at work today. just walk up to them, "snape kills dumbeldore" then walk away. possibly run back to the backroom.
2005-07-15, 8:05 AM #20
Better hope they don't have their discontinued vibrating brooms.
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2005-07-15, 8:38 AM #21
Quote:
Originally posted by Cazor
im totally spoiling it for the potter freaks at work today. just walk up to them, "snape kills dumbeldore" then walk away. possibly run back to the backroom.


WTF. I hope your kidding. IN regards to snape killing dumbledore. Cazor, you suck. :(
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2005-07-15, 8:41 AM #22
Ouch. That was cruel.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-15, 8:46 AM #23
no Hairy Porno for me, folks.
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2005-07-15, 9:33 AM #24
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Originally posted by Koobie
no Hairy Porno for me, folks.


ROFL, i don't like it either. I felt the story ws extrmely repetitive after the third book. Well, at least know the dumbores actor can die.
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2005-07-15, 10:35 AM #25
Clever Cazor, cause now you just ruined it for some people here...
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2005-07-15, 10:35 AM #26
Ubuu, the thread title does say "major spoilers." :p
2005-07-15, 10:55 AM #27
Wow, that's quite a spoiler.
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2005-07-15, 10:58 AM #28
I'm pretty that Harry is mistaken in what he saw. There have been numerous reports of Dumbledore dying in this book, but I don't think Snape would do it. And given Harry's hatred of Snape, it would be easy for him to believe he would kill him.

Of course, it wouldn't be too hard to fake that anyway.
2005-07-15, 11:14 AM #29
I just had to read the spoiler, didn't I?. /runs away sobbing.

Ah well, I'm not allowed to read the books anymore, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
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2005-07-15, 11:17 AM #30
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I'm not allowed to read the books anymore


????
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-15, 11:22 AM #31
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
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Apparently the books are written by the devil.
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2005-07-15, 11:25 AM #32
Hermoine dies.
2005-07-15, 11:38 AM #33
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Originally posted by DSettahr
Hermoine dies.


Haha *****.

EDIT: um, that ***** started with a "p" not a "b," just so you guys know. Honest.
2005-07-15, 11:53 AM #34
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Originally posted by Da_Roosta
Apparently the books are written by the devil.
According to Pope Benny, at least.
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2005-07-15, 1:38 PM #35
Pope benny makes a new appearance as Voldemor's uncle
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2005-07-15, 4:19 PM #36
I have 7 hours and 40 minutes left! I'm GIDDY!
2005-07-15, 6:16 PM #37
I'm going to try and convince my parents to take me to one of those lame midnight party things and make fun of fangirls.

That is my ultimate dream.

I must now thank SAJN for the spoiler.
2005-07-15, 6:18 PM #38
Stinky I want pics.
2005-07-15, 6:19 PM #39
Harry Potter dies.

Seriously. In the last book.
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2005-07-15, 6:34 PM #40
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
Stinky I want pics.


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