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So some people got the new Harry Potter book it seems (MAJOR SPOILERS)
2005-07-15, 6:35 PM #41
Quote:
Originally posted by Dominik
Harry Potter dies.

Seriously. In the last book.


Well duh. :p
2005-07-15, 10:01 PM #42
Harry ran down the hallway of Hogwarts, gasping deeply for air. Harry sees Professor Snape in the distance.
"Prof...Professor Snape, I have something to tell you" Harry said breathing heavily.
Professor Snape's eyebrows perked up, "Spit it out boy."
"I have a message: Dumbledorfs's broom was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors." Harry sadly replied.
Think while it's still legal.
2005-07-15, 10:06 PM #43
Percy Weasley is a buttface
2005-07-15, 10:08 PM #44
Dammit! I want to know what really happens! So when someone gets the book flipt to page 606 and tell me if its true! AHHHHHH!!!11111:mad:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-07-15, 10:09 PM #45
It's actually on page 666.

Harry Potter is evil, but Snape is Satan.
2005-07-15, 10:26 PM #46
I was just at Kroger getting something to drink, and there was probably 100 people in their waiting to get their books... I wish I would have read this thread first... I would have made some little children cry. :o
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2005-07-16, 1:50 AM #47
You guys suck.
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2005-07-16, 5:42 AM #48
Quote:
Originally posted by SAJN_Master
Harry ran down the hallway of Hogwarts, gasping deeply for air. Harry sees Professor Snape in the distance.
"Prof...Professor Snape, I have something to tell you" Harry said breathing heavily.
Professor Snape's eyebrows perked up, "Spit it out boy."
"I have a message: Dumbledorfs's broom was shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun in. There were no survivors." Harry sadly replied.


:D That'll be harry potter and the 70s tv crossovers.
nope.
2005-07-16, 2:07 PM #49
It definitely says that Harry "saw" Snape kill Dumbledor on page 606. I'm only halfway through the book, but I still believe Harry simply didn't see what he thought he saw...
2005-07-16, 6:57 PM #50
I was wrong.
2005-07-16, 7:06 PM #51
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Quote:
Originally posted by Kid 606
omg
2005-07-16, 7:08 PM #52
I was dragged to the midnight release party. I was amazed at the concentration of nerdy guys trying to hit on nerdy girls. It was amusing.
2005-07-16, 7:09 PM #53
Quote:
Originally posted by Murc XIII
I was dragged to the midnight release party. I was amazed at the concentration of nerdy guys trying to hit on nerdy girls. It was amusing.


There was an amazing amount of hot guys at the release party I went too...
2005-07-16, 8:01 PM #54
How on earth did this thing get so big? *Starts writing kids books*
2005-07-16, 9:16 PM #55
I was in borders Friday, and saw all the people lining up for Harry Potter.

I just laughed at them and bought four more Terry Pritchett books. :D
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2005-07-16, 9:21 PM #56
Good thing Michael Stackpole owns all your puny fantasy authors. Though as far as fantasy goes, Richard A. Knaack and Terry Brooks tie for best authors ever.

\m/
D E A T H
2005-07-16, 10:34 PM #57
On an only partially related note, I want Emma Watson to live in my bedroom.
2005-07-16, 10:46 PM #58
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Good thing Michael Stackpole owns all your puny fantasy authors. Though as far as fantasy goes, Richard A. Knaack and Terry Brooks tie for best authors ever.

\m/



YOU WILL BE HUNG FROM YOUR TOES FROM THE ROOF OF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY!

Tolkien obviously is the best fantasy author ever.

Take a look at the Silmarillion, in particular.
2005-07-16, 10:52 PM #59
Stackpole does rock.

Anyone here read Traitor? By the same guy who wrote the novel adaption of RotS.

* goes back to googling Emma Watson *

[EDIT: Wow she is a pretty girl. Look at this.

She's only six days older than me, too.

ReT
2005-07-16, 10:58 PM #60
Quote:
Originally posted by ReT
On an only partially related note, I want Emma Watson to live in my bedroom.


agreed
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2005-07-16, 11:09 PM #61
I want Alan Rickman to come live in my bedroom.

With his sexy white hair though, thanks. <3
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2005-07-16, 11:42 PM #62
Damn she is cute.

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2005-07-16, 11:59 PM #63
She's my age you pedophile.
2005-07-17, 12:19 AM #64
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Good thing Michael Stackpole owns all your puny fantasy authors.


Holy ****, I agree with you.
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2005-07-17, 1:41 AM #65
Wow, the ending was really good. I thought it was the script for a Wes Anderson movie, in the kind of tone and style.

Also, it's like "BAM!", and suddenly adult Harry is there, ready to go hand Voldemort his spleen in the next book.
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2005-07-17, 8:27 AM #66
my girlfriend is crazy about hp, i personally have no desire to read them, never have, she went to the premier book release party at the local barnes & noble with some friends, it was at midnight, so i didn't feel like going
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2005-07-17, 9:22 AM #67
Quote:
Originally posted by Jdogg0403
my girlfriend is crazy about hp, i personally have no desire to read them, never have, she went to the premier book release party at the local barnes & noble with some friends, it was at midnight, so i didn't feel like going


I too used to give my ex crap about liking Harry Potter books, then I read them and realised they're surprisingly good...
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2005-07-17, 11:34 AM #68
Quote:
Originally posted by -Monoxide-
She's my age you pedophile.


Actually, she's either 16 or 17. So she's my age.

Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkywrix
YOU WILL BE HUNG FROM YOUR TOES FROM THE ROOF OF THE TALLEST BUILDING IN THE WORLD FOR YOUR BLASPHEMY!

Tolkien obviously is the best fantasy author ever.

Take a look at the Silmarillion, in particular.


Tolkein sucks. Get over it. I don't like reading encyclopedias--I like reading fantasy novels. :p
D E A T H
2005-07-17, 12:56 PM #69
Emma Watson's 15 right now, but she's still an incredibly beautiful girl.
2005-07-17, 1:17 PM #70
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi
Actually, she's either 16 or 17. So she's my age.


I'm 15, she's 6 days older than me.

I wonder where she lives...
2005-07-17, 2:40 PM #71
Quote:
Originally posted by Dj Yoshi

Tolkein sucks. Get over it. I don't like reading encyclopedias--I like reading fantasy novels. :p


You don't like reading, yet Tolkin sucks? Isn't that like someone who likes AOL saying that AMD sucks?

*Sicks pet Balrog on Dj Yoshi*
2005-07-17, 2:49 PM #72
Quote:
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet
You don't like reading, yet Tolkin sucks? Isn't that like someone who likes AOL saying that AMD sucks?

*Sicks pet Balrog on Dj Yoshi*


Tolkien sucks.
nope.
2005-07-17, 2:49 PM #73
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2005-07-17, 6:01 PM #74
LOL

Good one.
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2005-07-17, 6:05 PM #75
Ok guys, stay on topic(Emma Watson).
2005-07-17, 6:31 PM #76
You're too close!
Stay on topic!
Loosen up!
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2005-07-18, 10:22 AM #77
SPOILERS:
http://pottercrash.ytmnd.com/
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2005-07-18, 10:24 AM #78
:D
nope.
2005-07-18, 10:28 AM #79
<3
:D
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2005-07-18, 10:36 AM #80
Hehee, that's cute.
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