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Dating Problem
2003-12-17, 3:42 PM #41
No see the guys are supposed to wait OUTSIDE the changing boothes while the girls go in, otherwise that's where restraining orders come from.

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2003-12-17, 3:54 PM #42
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Ubuu is blind, you jackass! How DARE you make such a prejudicial remark!
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uh, either he's lieing about this girl or he isn't blind.
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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited December 17, 2003).]
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2003-12-17, 4:35 PM #43
um... what?

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2003-12-17, 4:37 PM #44
She/he wasn't honest with you from the start and that's not really cool. At least she/he didn't take you on Springer.

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Pissed Off?
2003-12-17, 4:58 PM #45
Agreed. Especially about the Springer part [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-17, 5:45 PM #46
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
Ubuu is blind, you jackass! How DARE you make such a prejudicial remark!

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oh no, he poast on a sight based forum, usuing a computer. yah he's blind alright! (though given the situation at hand, if it's true, he must be... or he has no feeling in his hands/skin/exc...)



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2003-12-17, 5:46 PM #47
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
No see the guys are supposed to wait OUTSIDE the changing boothes while the girls go in, otherwise that's where restraining orders come from.

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I didn't mean in the store!

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2003-12-18, 4:06 AM #48
I was just spoofing all the other dating threads. None of this ever happened.

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2003-12-18, 4:12 AM #49
This is really sad guys...
2003-12-18, 4:41 AM #50
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ubuu:
I was just spoofing all the other dating threads. None of this ever happened.
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Yeah right

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2003-12-18, 5:05 AM #51
We'll actually, it was supposed to show how stupid and lame all these dating threads are, and how everything has a new story (even though some of them have sad stories, no disrespect). Its like the post it threads were..it is now over done, and it needs to be stopped, just for a while.

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[This message has been edited by Ubuu (edited December 18, 2003).]
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2003-12-18, 5:11 AM #52
The only excuse worse than "I'm a transvestite" is "I'm already going out with 'someone'."

You really believe her?

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2003-12-18, 5:17 AM #53
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2003-12-18, 5:19 AM #54
The ghosts you invoked

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2003-12-18, 5:48 AM #55
*beep beep beep beep beep*

Is there a truck backing up in here, or...

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2003-12-18, 6:00 AM #56
/me backs up a truck over Spork

Damn, didn't see him. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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2003-12-18, 8:03 AM #57
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:
oh no, he poast on a sight based forum, usuing a computer. yah he's blind alright! (though given the situation at hand, if it's true, he must be... or he has no feeling in his hands/skin/exc...)

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Tracer was being sarcastic.
2003-12-18, 11:00 AM #58
And there are ways for the blind to browse the internet.

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2003-12-18, 1:30 PM #59
Ubuu, spoof the thread right or you'll come off as a troll. That is, unless you enjoy trolling and saying "HAHAHA PRANKED!!!1"

Here's a proper dating thread spoof:

title: HEPL ME HAEV PORBLEM

message: TEHR SI TIHS GURL TAHT I LIEK BUT I DUNAT NO IF SEH LIEKS ME CNAN YUO HEPL ME OWT BIG TIEM!!!!!111

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2003-12-18, 1:33 PM #60
Well if this was meant to be a joke, it was a pretty stupid joke.

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2003-12-18, 2:08 PM #61
Ubuu, I wonder how many Massassians told people they know in real life about your "situation."

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"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

Never tickle the third foot!
"Flowers and a landscape were the only attractions here. And so, as there was no good reason for coming, nobody came."
2003-12-18, 3:00 PM #62
Oh man... Ubuu, that sucks. I feel for you, man. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] She didn't come clean to you at the start, she isn't good for you. I think you should dump her and look for another one. There are always more fish in the sea.


Just kidding. Tool. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
DO NOT WANT.
2003-12-18, 3:02 PM #63
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zell:
Oh man... Ubuu, that sucks. I feel for you, man. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] She didn't come clean to you at the start, she isn't good for you. I think you should dump her and look for another one. There are always more fish in the sea.


Just kidding. Tool. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] </font>


Dude...Maddox...so uncool

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2003-12-18, 3:58 PM #64
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Zell:
Oh man... Ubuu, that sucks. I feel for you, man. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif] She didn't come clean to you at the start, she isn't good for you. I think you should dump her and look for another one. There are always more fish in the sea.


Just kidding. Tool. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] </font>


You mean like this:

Massassian: "Dude this friend of this dude that I know just found out he has been messing around with a transvistite!"




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2003-12-18, 4:10 PM #65
My keen senses tell me he is just joking about this whole thing. I will meditate on the matter.
2003-12-18, 4:12 PM #66
If by "keen senses" you mean you read the part where he said it was a joke, then you're right. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-18, 4:23 PM #67
Okay, I'm sorry for yelling. I'll now offer my advice.

Ubuu: dump the chick. If she didn't want to tell you about being a male, then there's obviously no trust in your relationship. Remember, there are lots of fish in the sea, so don't feel bad about throwing this one back.

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2003-12-18, 4:56 PM #68
Ubuu, all you succeeded in doing was making YOU look stupid and lame. At least make up a more plausible bogus thread.

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2003-12-18, 5:48 PM #69
I'm sorry about your recent blinding, Ubuu. I hope your eyes make a full recovery. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2003-12-19, 2:24 AM #70
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
Ubuu, all you succeeded in doing was making YOU look stupid and lame. At least make up a more plausible bogus thread.

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Hehe, times have changed buddy. Its not the cool thing anymore to call me stupid and lame, just for no reason. I obviously succeded, look how many people took me seriously...

Might want to watch who you are calling stupid in lame...soo far you are in the minority in this thread calling me out. You look like the duck, not me.

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2003-12-19, 4:46 AM #71
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ubuu:
look how many people took me seriously...


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That's why it made you look stupid. Usually if you're mocking something, you make it somewhat obvious .. the whole point is to make whatever you're mocking look rediculous. You failed miserably at this [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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2003-12-19, 4:49 AM #72
No, actually it shows how Massassians just wait around for topics like this.

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2003-12-19, 4:52 AM #73
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ubuu:
No, actually it shows how Massassians just wait around for topics like this.</font>


Haha. In other news, the sky is blue.

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2003-12-19, 4:53 AM #74
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

Massassians, like anybody else would, click on threads that look interested or that they might be able to contribute to. A thread titled "Dating Problems" would obviously attract people trying to help. Is there something wrong with this?

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2003-12-19, 5:15 AM #75
PICCIES FROM THE DATE!!!
[http://www.jedinights.com/rivin/tink2.jpg]

SIT UBUU, SIT!

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2003-12-19, 5:24 AM #76
*******!! Do you all see now why i couldnt see it?

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2003-12-19, 5:40 AM #77
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Correction:
Usually if you're mocking something, you make it somewhat obvious.</font>


It was pretty obvious.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
Originally posted by Ubuu:
I feel like I need to share it with the whole fourm and continue to polute the forums with my dating woos.
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That line right there is a good indication that he's joking. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]
2003-12-19, 5:59 AM #78
Was that in the original post? No. So if it was so obvious, how come practically NOBODY caught on? The joke fell through the floor. Sorry, but it did. Get over it.
Even if it HAD been obvious, it still wasn't even the least bit funny. He's making fun of people posting discussion threads on a discussion forum? Sorry, I just don't get it...

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2003-12-19, 6:04 AM #79
...I am laughing cause you believed it as did many. It was very obvious. What Wuss quoted was in my second post..if you read any of my post to get the background of the story you would have seen it was a joke. Get over it.

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2003-12-19, 6:05 AM #80
Oh brother [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]
Laugh all you want. We're all laughing back [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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