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How Smart Are You?
2005-08-02, 3:38 PM #1
I was lookin through some sites and I found this.
Now i'm pretty sure this has been done before, and if it has....well.....it's being done again. I'm just curious as to how intelligent the average massassian is. I'm not doin this to make fun of anyone....just to satisfy my curiosity.

I had a score of 140 with a 100% pattern recognition.

Post your scores!
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2005-08-02, 3:44 PM #2
Way too indepth for my summer mind to take.
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2005-08-02, 3:50 PM #3
156, 75 pattern recognition. Is this what a real IQ test is like? The questions seemed silly.

[edit]Do altered states matter? I did it sleep deprived... 31 hours now and I feel aweful, getting too old for this.[/edit]
2005-08-02, 3:52 PM #4
I shall attempt it drunk. I shall post my findings in a little while.
2005-08-02, 4:00 PM #5
147, and no, that is not what REAL IQ tests are like, real IQ tests usually let you play with blocks and stuff. :D

(yes, I have taken a real IQ test, twice actually)
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2005-08-02, 4:01 PM #6
my attempt (distracted and being aggervated): 114

i shall take it again after I AM NOT BEING AGGERVA-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2005-08-02, 4:01 PM #7
Got a 155 in 8 minutes
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2005-08-02, 4:02 PM #8
Aww, West Wind's test sounds like more fun.
<3 blocks.
2005-08-02, 4:04 PM #9
I got a 137 with pattern recognition of 75. Drunkenated. Awesome.,

:p

The forums say i took 12 mins, but i'm calling it 11 due to texting Izzy
2005-08-02, 4:06 PM #10
Ahh, I love inflated internet IQ tests. Nothing like a real IQ test at all. And usually causes of penis contests.

169 with 100% pattern recognition, lol.

Blocks are fun. I miss playing with the blocks.
2005-08-02, 4:14 PM #11
I still play with blocks....every now and then.....<_<->_>
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2005-08-02, 4:15 PM #12
Wow.

I'm a dumbass :(

112 with 100% pattern recognition.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2005-08-02, 4:21 PM #13
144 with 75% pattern recognition. Worse than usual, but then again I'm doped up on tylenol-3s and my family keeps interrupting me
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2005-08-02, 4:26 PM #14
Originally posted by Darth:
Ahh, I love inflated internet IQ tests. Nothing like a real IQ test at all. And usually causes of penis contests.

Pretty much. Internet IQ tests usually report my IQ between 140 and 180. A 150 score is high enough to join Mensa, and I know for a fact that very few people here would qualify.
2005-08-02, 4:29 PM #15
Originally posted by drizzt2k2:
Way too indepth for my summer mind to take.


My thoughts exactly.
2005-08-02, 4:35 PM #16
Originally posted by Jon`C:
Pretty much. Internet IQ tests usually report my IQ between 140 and 180. A 150 score is high enough to join Mensa, and I know for a fact that very few people here would qualify.


I thought it was top 5th percentile - is that how IQ tests (proper ones) work?
2005-08-02, 4:50 PM #17
Your general IQ score is 158.

Internet IQ tests are pretty lame.
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2005-08-02, 4:53 PM #18
159, 100% pattern recognition
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2005-08-02, 4:55 PM #19
Your general IQ score is 117.
I did it as fast as one could without reading the questions
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2005-08-02, 4:58 PM #20
130 with 100% pattern recognition. You should see me when I'm on my medication and actually able to concentrate. :p
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2005-08-02, 5:14 PM #21
152 with 75% whatsahoosits recognition... *zzzzz*
nope.
2005-08-02, 5:58 PM #22
Smart enough to not take an IQ test from a website with flashing ads.
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2005-08-02, 6:18 PM #23
157 with a pattern recognition of 88.
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2005-08-02, 6:18 PM #24
140 IQ
100% pattern recognition
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2005-08-02, 6:31 PM #25
IQ: 140
88% pattern recogniton
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2005-08-02, 6:33 PM #26
Answering True all the time:
Your general IQ score is 118.
Pattern Recognition score is 75.

EDIT: Future posted Mr. Stafford.
2005-08-02, 6:43 PM #27
IQ 160, Pattern Recognition 88.
2005-08-02, 6:46 PM #28
so, i went and took it for real this time, and got the same as Achelois did,
Your general IQ score is 158.
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2005-08-02, 7:37 PM #29
146, 100% patern recognition. There's no ****ing way that's accurate.
2005-08-02, 7:45 PM #30
155, 88 pattern recognition, in 6 minutes.
2005-08-02, 8:23 PM #31
I did it sleep, and got a 126.

Absolute crap, nothing at all like real IQ tests.


I attempted this sleepy and deranged.

That probably factored into it somehow...
2005-08-02, 8:49 PM #32
This test is full of crap. 113 and 88%. How dare they...
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2005-08-02, 9:09 PM #33
I intentionally answered every question incorrectly and got an 86. I also found that you get a 100 for answering "False" for everything, and a 49 if you leave it blank.

I especially like how it congratulates me for being mentally retarded:

Quote:
Congratulations!
Your general IQ score is 49.

For example, your Pattern Recognition score is 0.
2005-08-02, 9:36 PM #34
140, 100%
2005-08-02, 9:41 PM #35
For the reasons Argath mentioned, I refuse to take this 'test'. I disagree with IQ tests in general anyway, because they don't really quantifiably measure anything that could be considered 'intelligence'.
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2005-08-02, 10:20 PM #36
166 with a calculator. 88% pattern recognition. I can't be bothered to do such things without a calculator (would take far too long). I never was good with math. :(
2005-08-02, 11:09 PM #37
155 with 100% Pattern Recognition.

Now if only I could make use of that information :p
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2005-08-03, 12:19 AM #38
Took it for kicks and got 160 / 100% pattern recognition. :[
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2005-08-03, 2:07 AM #39
137 88%, but it's late and I'm tired.
Pissed Off?
2005-08-03, 4:44 AM #40
105 ?????

SCREW U TESTCAFE!!

my IQ is supposed to be around 139-145
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