This kid in my electronics class is the most annoying kid in the WORLD. He has big bottlecap glasses, his neck and chin are ONE, and he laughs like a prepubertized little girl. The thing that annoys me the most is he ALWAYS LIES. He can't go a day without walking up to my friends and I and telling us a bullcrap story. Most of them are about his Quad (4 Wheeler ATV thing) or Paintball. "Guys last night on I-95 I was riddin' my quad in that killer snow storm and these two cops pull out of the woods! And I'm like Holy crap! So I freaking pass this snow truck and I ramp like 20 feet in the air over these bushes onto a huge snow bank The cops almost crashed into each other!" Yes, that's one of the stories he told. Another was "Dude my dads car exploded at like 3 am today. I swear to god. We were just sleeping and we heard this like explosion and my dads truck was on fire!" or "I was playing paintball. It was me versus like 50 guys and I took them all out. I was running around so fast they couldn't even see me! Dude I got like all of em right in the face like 8 times! BA! BA! BA!" The kid weighs like 300 lbs, no way he out ran 50 guys and shot them all in the FACE! He always tells us how his friend and him go around downloading everything and hacking into everyones PC. According to him, they hacked into a government computer one time...Yeah okay buddy. Well recently I saw this kid was talking to another one of my friends on AIM...here is what he said...



"Bull**** meter....EXPLODING! OVERLOAD! WARNING!"

Does anyone else know people like this?! People who will constantly lie just to get attention and act cool?

He likes BSing.

Why don't you just tell him off? Just go right up to his face, tell him everyone knows he is full of **** and making up these ridiculous stories just make him look like a dumbass.

I know several people like that. They're amusing, in the same way that a monkey throwing feces is amusing.

Yeah, me.

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I CAN JUGGLE CHICKENS LOL

It's usually because they're insecure with themselves, so they make up stories to boost their self-esteem. They are also dumb for expecting people to believe them. That is all.

YOU TOO?! HOLY ****! LET'S CHICKEN JUGGLE TOGATHER!!

;olzlozlrolzrofrlfolzozlzloOLS

SF_GoldG_01?

Indeed.

Fixed?
;):)
Yea, I find people like that more funny than annoying. I like to get them going and excited about their stories then laugh at them after.

I usually don't pay attention to people like that.

Wow, I really did that huh, Squirrel King >.<

Beat him with a blunt object. He'll probably be too dumb to notice, but you'll feel better.

keep asking him if he has ever had sex with a girl called [whatever you want].

eventually, if he says yes, claim SHE IS MY HALF-SISTER, I GOTTA PROTECT HER FROM PAEDOPHILES LIKE YOU.

Then beat the crap out of him.

He told us once he half way had sex with a girl but he had to stop....Yeah okay buddy. You couldn't get a child molester to have sex with you...I don't know how you HALF have sex anyway....I don't want to know.

rofl why did he say he had to stop?

Don't knock the activities he's talking about, just knock him for lying about actually not participating in them. ATVing and Paintballing are hella fun. This kid sounds like your every day "OMG IM 1337 CUZ I OWN U" fat kid. Nothing new, nothing special.

I was going to suggest what Spe will say, but with more cursing.

find an excuse to kick his ***, before you kick his ***, use an excuse relating to his bull****, once he has been beaten, tell him you did it because he is a bull****ting ****.

Haha... half-sex.

Sounds like a couple of my cousins.

You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bo staff.

You need to get some good skills.

what a slug-head

<3


Yeah I know a guy just like that, I stopped being annoyed by it and just enjoyed the amusing **** he would come up with.

God, my entire kendo class is like this... ugh.

"Yeah, I got a katana, I killed people with it. Im a ninja. Thats why I kill people. Ninjas kill people, and Im a ninja. Im a 4th rank ninja. This sword. It kills people. Does your sword kill people. Mine kills people because it's a ninja sword. I have a ninja sword. Because Im a ninja."

Yeah I once knew a dude like this, although he was probably cooler than the guy you're describing... he once said he was an excellent programmer, and had programmed a multiplayer game that could handle over 800 people. When I asked him 'what language do you code in?', he replied 'haha! [whiny imitation voice] what language do you code in???[/whiny imitation voice]. It was obvious that he was lying.

Then off course there was the time he told people he could get them AK47's for 15 dollars. 'It's not so much the gun that is expensive, it's the ammo'.

You + sword= cool
Me + gun = you pwnt

*shing* Ah-ha! I will kill you n- *blam blam blam* *stagger* *trip* *plummet* *crack*

Ugh..there's this sophomore at my old high school that hangs around the card shop and plays D&D with us sometimes. He always tells tales like that. Probably the worst thing he ever did was he stole his dad's credit card so he could update his membership on some online RPG. He gave the card to a kid that was going to a computer class so he could update it for him. Instead of updating the membership, the other kid photocopied the card and handed it out to most the school. >_<;; I think I'll stop before I go into a rant...

Whenever he starts to speak, just say "False." Get other people to do this as well. With any luck, he'll eventually stop speaking altogether.

Aw man, I came here expecting pictures!

Anyway, yeah, just call this kid on his BS. Tell him he's making himself look like a dumb-*** while insulting other peoples intelligence. He probably won't get the hint right a way, but maybe some day it'll help with his compulsive lying.

I could use his IP address.


Seriously, give it to me.



Just go up and just tell him that you know he's lying, that'll get him to shut up.

Lmao, I know too many kids like this. Just do kinda what Tenshu did, make him look like an idiot. If he says he's a pro hacker, see if he even knows what a proxy is. LOL, I really want to know why his ATV didn't break after that 20 foot jump, being 300 pounds and all.

...MAKE HIM UNWORTHY OF YOUR ATTENTION!

(just ignore them. I usually do.)

(...am I that cold?)

Drink his blood.

Murder murder murder death kill slice and dice.

Fish: "So this one time I was knocking back some 40s in the back of my ATV with my paintball gun and my samurai sword, and these cops come up and I'm like "OH S*(&!!" and so I shot them seventeen times in the face with the paintball gun and then started driving away in my ATV. Well, pretty soon they were chasing me, and so I shot the gas tank of the one cop car, and it exploded and landed on the other car! I thought I was safe, but just then I heard a chopper. I glare back, threw my sword at the chopper and it got caught up in the rotary thingies and it just went 'whutwhutwhutwutwutwutwtttettt.... BOOOOM" and EXPLODED. "

What if all these stories are true and this guy is actually a super-pro jack-of-all-trades with an amazing flair for awesome escapes?

Yeah, just do the "false" thing. I like that one best.

Lol, that chat log was hilarious