Fine, don't take over for me.
Following the tragic death of Patton by American carmaker Ford, Eisenhower became president. It was at this time that the North Koreans invaded South Korea with a tactic now known as "zerg rush kekekeke ^__^"
Eisenhower talked to Britain, who summoned General MacArthur (legend had it, at the time, that MacArthur would return to save Britain in its greatest time of need). He, aided by the Tae Kwon Do skills of the South Koreans, pushed the North Koreans back almost to the border they shared with the Chinese until the Chinese defeated him with the help of General Tso's legendary chickens.
Defeated, the U.S. withdrew into itself, involved in a Cold War with Russia. It was called this because it only occurred during the winter. The Cold War had many events within it - the disastrous Bay of Pork, the Cuban Cigar Crisis, and the knocking over of Berlin's walls. This last event occurred when Jews, protesting the Holocaust, marched around Berlin, playing their instruments.
During the Cold War was also the Vietnam War. This was a war of scandal and shame for the Americans. President Nixon was accused of holding democratic secrets at a Washington, D.C. river dock. This was also the first and only time that a government was elected without being voted on. Many presidents, during this time, promised to bring home troops. Eventually, the promises all added up to one big promise, and the troops came home.
Following this was a dramatic scandal involving President Bill Clinton, where he was assaulted by two interns in the Oral Office. This scandal called into question the words "is" and "the," which are still hotly debated to this day.
Following Clinton's downfall was the term of George Bush II. Following an airline strike, he struck at the American Airline CEOs, who he believed to be residing, at the time, in Afghanistan, a dry, desert country ruled by the fundamental Towel Ban government, who specifically forbid any turbans or towel-like objects.
Following this, Bush II sought the CEOs in Iraq, but, alas, did not find them there, either. He, however, did bring down the Bath party (who were mortal enemies of the Towel Ban), resulting in a nation-wide epidemic of smelly people in Iraq.
[ Can't write down what isn't history yet ]
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