Actually, this conversation got me wondering about whatever my family has hidden away. We're mostly a very peaceful people, the Kilpatrick/Joneses. Except for, you know, honor killing and my grandfather being a war hero. Well, I looked around the family vaults, basements, etc...
Found this in an old chest of my grandfather's things,
http://parangaricutirimicuaro.blogspot.com/ak47-2.jpg
This was stuck in an old cookie jar
http://dragoncollector.free.fr/img/articles/articles%20mai%202004/bayo%20US%20longue%205%20E.jpg
Foundt his wrapped up in an old carpet in the attic,
http://www.daylightmasons.org/Pix/MM/scythe.gif
This was stuck in the closet under some old wall paper swatches,
http://inghro.state.id.us/museum/images/CannonCivilWar.jpg
Turns out the old firepoker was really this nifty thing,
http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/cas/images/038-PP.jpg
Our old bird feeder has been hanging from this for 30 years,
http://www.dukewhips.com/8_Plait_Duke_Latigo_Bullwhip.jpg
Found this in the old lake out back,
http://www.medievaltimes.com/giftshop/600/3%20excalibur%20silver.jpg
My uncle (mother's sister's husband) brought this with him when he came from China. He says it's been in his family for thousands of years,
http://www.battleorders.co.uk/acatalog/1180.jpg
This was found when my cousins built their house way down in El Paso. it appears to be three katanas, all engraved, one with "To my brother Bud, the only man I ever loved",
http://www.shopusmore.com/images/ebay/4pc_kill_bill.jpg
This has been in our back yard for years, but I never knew what it was,
http://www.toy-soldier-gallery.com/Articles/LFH-18/LFH-18.jpg
This was sitting in the kitchen, and I never even wondered about it until now...
http://www.patrickkellogg.com/travel/images/Fat%20Man%20Bomb%20At%20Atomic%20Museum.jpg
-Aside from those, no I really don't have any weapons.