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(For guys) When approaching a urinal to urinate ...
2005-08-30, 2:41 PM #1
..and the entire row is EMPTY (meaning no one else is at a urinal), which one do you take? (See poll)
一个大西瓜
2005-08-30, 2:42 PM #2
Originally posted by Pommy:
..and the entire row is EMPTY (meaning no one else is at a urinal), which one do you take? (See poll)



/me no see poll
2005-08-30, 2:43 PM #3
You missed the poll.

But i'm lazy. I take the closest one :p.
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2005-08-30, 2:43 PM #4
********* It Takes Time For The Poll To Post N You People Respond Too Fast
一个大西瓜
2005-08-30, 2:47 PM #5
The one farthest away from the door.

So...none of the above.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-08-30, 2:53 PM #6
The one on the far left or right, whichever is nearer

Usually the one closest the wall, furthest away. I sometimes sit in them though, that's fun too.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-08-30, 2:57 PM #7
Usually the cleanest. But, I guess, the one on the end.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-08-30, 2:57 PM #8
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
Usually the one closest the wall, furthest away. I sometimes sit in them though, that's fun too.


I agree with the first sentence, although you've totally got me with that second one...
:master::master::master:
2005-08-30, 3:02 PM #9
Depends on how many there are, does it not? :p
woot!
2005-08-30, 3:05 PM #10
I go in the trash can.


As for sitting on a urinal... that's just wrong. Why not just play in a sewer? Just about the same thing. I imagine there's been quite a bit of urine on the rim of urinals over time.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-08-30, 3:11 PM #11
I was just kidding, I don't really sit in urinals. But sometimes... you do wonder why they're shaped as if you're MEANT to sit in them.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-08-30, 3:14 PM #12
Originally posted by CadetLee:
Depends on how many there are, does it not? :p



More than you may know! If there's an odd number, it's rude to take an even numbered pot, because under gentlemanly law you want to leave a space of ideally one clear pot for privacy. If you take an even numbered pot, you limit the amount available without breaking the gent's code!

/Piss-pot ettiquette is important where I went to college
2005-08-30, 3:15 PM #13
Not really...

Anyway, I just prefer to stay out of public restrooms.
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2005-08-30, 3:16 PM #14
While I was using the john, some other kid was banging on the stall door, yelling at me. He ended up crapping in the sink. Very unpleasant scene.

That thing about sitting in urinals, though... man, I've never heard anyone say/type that before. You're a real trailblazer, Oxyonagon. :D

ugh, the cat's doing his dance on my keyboard.
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-08-30, 3:17 PM #15
Originally posted by Matterialize:
While I was using the john, some other kid was banging on the stall door, yelling at me. He ended up crapping in the sink. Very unpleasant scene.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
That actually made me LAUGH OUT LOUD
一个大西瓜
2005-08-30, 3:36 PM #16
The one on the end that has a wall next to it or some other privacy-increasing feature.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-08-30, 3:47 PM #17
I hate it when some guy comes up and there's LOADS of free unrinals but he picks the one next to you... as if he's wanting to look. It's digusting. I usually finish up early in those cases.
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2005-08-30, 3:50 PM #18
Probably he is wondering what are you doing sitting in the urinal.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-08-30, 4:02 PM #19
Originally posted by Echoman:
Probably he is wondering what are you doing sitting in the urinal.


Gold. :D

As for me, I didn't know there was some code you have to go by for urinals... I usually don't even use them unless there's no one else there.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-08-30, 4:20 PM #20
Originally posted by Oxyonagon:
I hate it when some guy comes up and there's LOADS of free unrinals but he picks the one next to you... as if he's wanting to look. It's digusting. I usually finish up early in those cases.


Really force it out. Much will deflect off the urinal wall, attacking the onlooker with a maelstrom of unpleasant nastiness. He won't be back. :)
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2005-08-30, 4:43 PM #21
The one closest to me.
Pissed Off?
2005-08-30, 4:56 PM #22
i usually go straight for the sink.
2005-08-30, 5:41 PM #23
[QUOTE=Darth Evad]i usually go straight for the sink.[/QUOTE]

To take a leak? :confused:
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2005-08-30, 5:46 PM #24
The ones that make me laugh are the guys that would rather go to the stalls instead of taking a urinal next to or in between some other occupied urinals. Be a man
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2005-08-30, 6:01 PM #25
Originally posted by Freelancer:
The ones that make me laugh are the guys that would rather go to the stalls instead of taking a urinal next to or in between some other occupied urinals. Be a man


Depends if they have seperators or the urinals are just really revealing. I think, technically, it's more manly not to show off the jewels to everyone in sight.
D E A T H
2005-08-30, 6:12 PM #26
And I'd really rather not see the other guys' jewels as well.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-08-30, 6:13 PM #27
I used to not be able to pee if someone was next to me. Shy bladder.

I got over it.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-08-30, 6:17 PM #28
The one with little or no urine on the floor under it.
2005-08-30, 6:23 PM #29
In Soviet Russia, urinal pees in you.





>.>
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-08-30, 6:23 PM #30
Quote:
To take a leak?

yep. ;)
2005-08-30, 6:53 PM #31
The far end, I don't like being right up next to other people at any time, especially in the restroom or while eating. It bugs the hell out of me when I go to an empty restaurant at some odd time of day, sit down and then the next person who comes in takes the table next to mine. (when it's "seat yourself," obviously when the server puts you near eachother because both tables are in their "zone" it doesn't count as much)

Also, I really wish more people would wash their hands after using a public restroom (some don't even flush ffs). I hate having to handle the doorknob after someone just pissed all over themselves and then played with the door without washing.

[/germaphobe rant]
2005-08-30, 7:25 PM #32
Dave Barry did a hilarious piece on this topic on which I base my entire mens room ettiquete. You never, ever, EVER[/b] take the urunal next to another guy. It's just not done. Hold it in and pretend to be combing your hair in the mirror or something until a urinal with a buffer zone opens up, preferably one next to a wall.

If all else fails then be one of those weirdos and use a stall solely for a whizz, at least stalls have built-in buffer zones.
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2005-08-30, 7:30 PM #33
Just don't pee use the public restrooms of places you'd expect to meet gay people, you'll be fine.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-08-30, 7:37 PM #34
Originally posted by Pommy:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!
That actually made me LAUGH OUT LOUD


Ditto, that made me laugh out loud as well.

I pick whichever one matches my height the best... (You know how some are freakishly short?)...well I'm 6"1 and the short ones just don't do it for me..
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2005-08-30, 7:40 PM #35
If they're open I'll just take the handicapped stall. Nice and spacious.

And you know why?

Sometimes I use handicapped spaces, [altered]
While handicapped people make handicapped faces,
I'm an *******-e-yo-ee-oh

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2005-08-30, 7:50 PM #36
I'll take any one as long as the two next to me are free, 'cause pissing next to another guy is gay. :rolleyes:
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2005-08-30, 7:54 PM #37
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
Just don't pee use the public restrooms of places you'd expect to meet gay people, you'll be fine.


But the only public restrooms near me are strip clubs. :(
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-08-30, 7:55 PM #38
I go for the power play and take the center one, inconvience the most people I can at once!
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2005-08-30, 7:57 PM #39
The one in the center.

:em321:
2005-08-30, 8:00 PM #40
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

I believe maeve posted a similar test the last time this topic was discussed.
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