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(For guys) When approaching a urinal to urinate ...
2005-08-30, 8:24 PM #41
When I wait in line for a urinal, I turn my back and look towards the ceiling. When in a urinal next to another guy, I usually look down only for a quick aim, then look back up at the ceiling.
2005-08-30, 8:25 PM #42
The ceiling, you say? Isn't that a bit odd? You can look straight ahead, chap.
2005-08-30, 8:28 PM #43
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
If they're open I'll just take the handicapped stall. Nice and spacious.

And you know why?

Sometimes I use handicapped spaces, [altered]
While handicapped people make handicapped faces,
I'm an *******-e-yo-ee-oh

I don't know how many Leary fans there are here.


I think this fits better:
"I use public toilets
and piss on the seat,
I walk around in the summertime sayin' 'how about this heat?'"

-I like the little rap thing at the end.
2005-08-30, 11:39 PM #44
Originally posted by Matterialize:
While I was using the john, some other kid was banging on the stall door, yelling at me. He ended up crapping in the sink. Very unpleasant scene.


Oh dear god I dont think I've ever laughed at something so hard on the internet before. Just imagining the scene, as an outsider, is hilarious to think about. Some kid bangin on the door "let me in I gotta take dump right now!" And you ignore him so he's like "ARGH I cant take it anymore!" Takes his pants off and sits up on the sink...

I'm laughing my *** off just typing this.
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2005-08-31, 1:11 AM #45
I think you're being a bit sexist with the thread title. I know a girl who was at a big outdoor music festival, and since the line was so big for the female toilets, she decided to use the male toilets. She pulled down her pants and reversed up to the urinal. Apparently some guy said "yeah, nice arse!"
2005-08-31, 3:25 AM #46
The one in the center, cause I am the alpha male
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2005-08-31, 6:39 AM #47
I take the one on the far left or right, whichever one is farther.

It doesn't look like it's an option in the poll.
2005-08-31, 6:47 AM #48
I usually take the farthest or second farthest, (depending on how the farthest is from the wall). After that, I tend to fall into a habit in restrooms that I visit usually. (I always go to the same one, unless it's occupied).

Often, when I go into bathrooms that have 4 urinals I wonder what the designer was thinking. With 4 urinals, only two people are going to be able to pee at once (du to "the rules"). That's leaving 2 urinals un-utilized. That's just plain uneconomical. 3 would be better, but that's still one urinal that won't always be chosen (I know I wouldn't use it if there were two people on either end). 2 would be ideal, or an odd number with lots of space and a divider between.

Oh, and this is funny and almost relevant.
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2005-08-31, 7:12 AM #49
have you guys ever heard of the 1-3-5 rule?
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2005-08-31, 7:21 AM #50
I'll rather take a proper toilet.

Or if there isn't any, some free one.
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2005-08-31, 8:48 AM #51
The one closest away from the door, at the end. I'm a very self conscious guy.
nope.
2005-08-31, 9:26 AM #52
Usually I prefer going in the stalls, to be honest. More privacy. You don't feel like having to hold up to all these social implications and you can look wherever you want.
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2005-08-31, 11:27 AM #53
Originally posted by Jdogg0403:
have you guys ever heard of the 1-3-5 rule?


No more than 1 segment, 3 repeaters, and 5 populated segments between guys? :confused:
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2005-08-31, 12:04 PM #54
This "1-3-5" crap is the height of insecurity. No man should be so insecure that he can't piss next to another man. It's not that big of a deal.
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2005-08-31, 12:07 PM #55
Nope, it's just etiquette.

I have no problem having freezing showers in communal changing rooms, but i'm always going to choose a urinal that's not next to someone else if there's one available.
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2005-08-31, 12:50 PM #56
Originally posted by Wolfy:
But the only public restrooms near me are strip clubs. :(

...male stip clubs? Or what?
Originally posted by KOP_Snake:
Just imagining the scene, as an outsider, is hilarious to think about. Some kid bangin on the door "let me in I gotta take dump right now!" And you ignore him so he's like "ARGH I cant take it anymore!" Takes his pants off and sits up on the sink...
It would've been awesome if the sink broke halfway through him dumping in it. And I'm wondering what he used for TP.
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2005-08-31, 1:18 PM #57
Originally posted by Detty:
Nope, it's just etiquette.

I have no problem having freezing showers in communal changing rooms, but i'm always going to choose a urinal that's not next to someone else if there's one available.

I'm talking about the people that just flat out won't use a urinal unless 1, 3, or 5 is open. And I know people like that unfortunately.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2005-08-31, 7:53 PM #58
Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
...male stip clubs? Or what?It would've been awesome if the sink broke halfway through him dumping in it. And I'm wondering what he used for TP.


Who needs TP? He's got a makeshift bidet already under his rump.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2005-08-31, 8:06 PM #59
[QUOTE=Kieran Horn]I'm talking about the people that just flat out won't use a urinal unless 1, 3, or 5 is open. And I know people like that unfortunately.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but I literally CAN'T pee if I'm standing next to someone. I don't know. It's a mental block thing. Maybe it comes from using the bathroom alone when I'm at home...
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2005-08-31, 8:23 PM #60
Today I went to the bathroom, but there were like 4 other people in there and the guy next to me sounded like niagra falls, and I just couldn't pee.

So, my answer to this poll would be, "the urinal in an empty bathroom."
2005-08-31, 8:29 PM #61
Originally posted by Wolfy:
No more than 1 segment, 3 repeaters, and 5 populated segments between guys? :confused:


As a student of the Cisco Networking Academy, I give you props. :)
2005-09-01, 6:17 AM #62
I generally take a cubical. Or whatever. Or the one closest to the wall.
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2005-09-01, 6:36 AM #63
*bookmark* this thread is frigging hilarious! :D

Originally posted by DogSRoOL:
It would've been awesome if the sink broke halfway through him dumping in it. And I'm wondering what he used for TP.

I was going to say he used PT for TP... then I read KOP_Snake's post...

whatever one is farthest from the rest of the bathroom population... well, when there's no other people in there, I take one closest to the wall.
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2005-09-01, 8:02 AM #64
Quote:
I think you're being a bit sexist with the thread title. I know a girl who was at a big outdoor music festival, and since the line was so big for the female toilets, she decided to use the male toilets. She pulled down her pants and reversed up to the urinal. Apparently some guy said "yeah, nice arse!"


That is seriously awesome.
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2005-09-01, 9:15 AM #65
"Lookie here Chaa, I betta not catch you standing when you pee, you sit down when you pee!"
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2005-09-01, 9:30 AM #66
Originally posted by Chuckles:
I think you're being a bit sexist with the thread title. I know a girl who was at a big outdoor music festival, and since the line was so big for the female toilets, she decided to use the male toilets. She pulled down her pants and reversed up to the urinal. Apparently some guy said "yeah, nice arse!"


That's just desperation. If I had been her, I would've ran behind the stage and peed, or found a nice big tree. Maybe a fire hydrant, I don't know. But the thread isn't sexist because urinals were designed for a man's *unique* physiology.

Okay fine, it is sexist. Go design a female urinal.

Oh that's right, they've already done that! I tihnk they called it a toilet or something...
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2005-09-01, 11:42 AM #67
http://www.townhall.com/columnists/johnleo/jl2000817.shtml
Scroll down to the "Now sit, Ingvar" part.

-It took me forever to find an even remotely untarnished copy of this article (Ie, not the one Marty Beckerman posted on his site: http://www.martybeckerman.com/femaleurinals.html )
2005-09-01, 5:29 PM #68
*slaps forhead*


*starts NORT - National Organization for Rational Thinking*
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2005-09-02, 5:44 AM #69
Originally posted by Matterialize:
urinals were designed for a man's *unique* physiology.


And sitting in it would seem.
nope.
2005-09-02, 10:45 AM #70
[QUOTE=Jedi Legend]As a student of the Cisco Networking Academy, I give you props. :)[/QUOTE]

I'm glad someone got my joke.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
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