The hair on my big toe...

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I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

[url="mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net"]mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net[/url]Bruintone@netscape.net</A>
Yahoo! Name : jedibruintone77

I tend to hate any nerd that cannot face the fact that he is a nerd.

Then again we DO need some one to look up to on this board... Or not.

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I don't think you really want to read this anyway.

Pagewizard is in nerd-denial.

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«»The Scratchware Manifesto
-¬thoughts from beyond observance

how a high school education is only good for getting a collage education.

ok, what new jobs become avaible to me with this piece of paper(a HS deploma)?

that pisses me off. to no end. because currently i cant even find a low paying day job to help pay for my collage, that i am getting in hopes that i will find a better paying, more teckical job.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

well after quicking reviewing the obvious 'collage' type pun insults i could make in my head, i decided to post this instead:

yes, you're right.

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

People who are too ignorant and stubborn to even SLIGHTLY consider someone else's opinion.

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"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"

Yah, I can totally join you in that conclusion.

I'd name names, but you know.

Also, people who have no idea what they're talking about.

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[This message has been edited by Dj Yoshi (edited May 21, 2004).]

The soccer mums in four wheel drives that cut me off or damn near side swipe me into the gutter every day while I'm on my push bike. Grrr.

ME! ME! I'm the guy! I know everybody! I know where you guys live and I know how to give advice without coming across as a douche! Look up to me,... or just realize that in the end we're all just dust so it really doesnt matter much, does it?

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free mp3 ~Jump - Young America

new album Between the Dim and the Dark available now

I was actually gonna try and sell a stone of jordan on e-bay for 20 bucks USD, but then they released some stupid patch that made it so everyone would find them constantly.


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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Damn nazis

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Patriots.

*flames*

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Do you have stairs in your house?

Barons of hell.

4 of them

In one room with me only having 5% health.
God I hated phobos...

Whiners... And as some one already said, people who talk about things they don't know about... And images in signatures... And... And...

Microsoft, and any other company that knowingly produces pure crap and force-feeds it to the public at absurd prices.

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I used to believe that we must fight the future, lest change come without our consent. I was wrong. The truth is that we must embrace the future, for only with change can we remain the same.
:wq

YES.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

--End of Line--

Hmm...

- Square-Enix, for not releasing FF soundtracks or merchandise over here.
- Microsoft, despite their software that does what you want most of the time, for charging extortionate amounts of cash.
- Fanboys, for their lack of understanding of the opposing side.
- People who complain of spamming when I shoot them twice with the sniper rifle on Deck 17.
- N00bs who talk like f<newswardic>kheads both in games and in real life.
- People who counter the Big Bang theory with lines like "How could here have been fluctuations in nothing?" or "Prove to me that it exists" and berate you for thinking otherwise without 'valid' evidence.
- People who think that forums are just another piece of IM software and type like they've only got thirty seconds before it goes kaput.
- EA for buying up every bloody game company ever.
- All those game companies who released great games (Bullfrog, anyone?) and vanished into obscurity for a few years to appear and go "Look at our sexy new game! We're certainly graphics whores!"
- The people who broke my Commodore 600.
- The f<w00tage>kheads who think they own the place.
- The f<w00tage>kheads who do.
- My dad's side of relatives for b<pointilingual>g about anything, everything and each other.
- Me, sometimes, when I realise that I haven't done anything constructive and it's midday.

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Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than to curse the darkness.

People that say "I could care less". Even worse when people type it.

Phobos Anomaly was easy...

I hate Russell Ingall, but he copped a good shunt today ahahaha

People that speak 1337 in real life. My friends friend is a complete moron, that has like 20GB of hentai and calls everyone a "noob." He always talks like "Hey, Stuhfoo noobie"...Plus he gets off to pixles..and that's gross. It's a bleeping cartoon you perverts!!

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OSC Empire | A.H.N.U.L.D.
[Jim7 PING reply]: 666secs

britney spears

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[teletubbie voice] BIG HUG!!!! [/teletubbie voice]

ubuu

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<]-[ellequin> Nothing is quite as satisfying as placing a .177 lead pellet in between the eyes of a cat.
<]-[ellequin> I think I will leave it's corpse there, to warn all the other cats to keep out of my hibiscus patch

Live on, Adam.

When I run out of pie.

And stupid people.

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

Morons.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

I hate my dad.

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/fluffle

massassi

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People who get murdered are victims, people who get killed in war are casualties and people who don't get killed at all are just plain boring. -Said by me-

In my dream world people wear trenchcoats and piss on sanity's grave.

- 10 Morpheus

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<]-[ellequin> Nothing is quite as satisfying as placing a .177 lead pellet in between the eyes of a cat.
<]-[ellequin> I think I will leave it's corpse there, to warn all the other cats to keep out of my hibiscus patch

Live on, Adam.

People who drive to slow in the passing lane.

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: If you are one of the hundreds of parachuting enthusiasts who bought out "Easy Sky Diving" book, please make the following correction: on page 8, line 7, the words "state zip code" should have read "pull rip cord."

i h8 every1