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"I'd rather be down under"
2005-09-09, 9:24 AM #1
I have this shirt I got from American Eagle this past summer that reads "I'd rather be down under" and has a picture of Australia. Now, if you are 50 you assume the person means they wanna go to Australia.

Now if you are 20, you know what that shirt really means.

Was at my insurance agent today and she looked at my shrit and said "You'd rather be down under, huh?" and she asked if I ever visited Australia. Bite the tounge. I played along and said "I've wanted to go there for years", though maybe it would have been funnier if I said "I've been there a few times..." I went out into the parking lot afterwards and nearly fell over laughing.

End blog.

So anyone else have funny sexual innuendo stories?
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2005-09-09, 9:28 AM #2
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2005-09-09, 9:30 AM #3
I think old people know more than you give them credit for.
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2005-09-09, 9:32 AM #4
I dunno, my mom's 48 and she's completely clueless... not too long ago I had to explain to her what a "bong" was.
Stuff
2005-09-09, 9:34 AM #5
Yes, a lot of people are clueless.

Just like a lot of people here are clueless about sex :D


ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p
2005-09-09, 9:40 AM #6
Wow, you so cool wearing that shirt!!!! You must be the coolest person ever!!! So original!!
2005-09-09, 9:44 AM #7
Originally posted by Detty:
I think old people know more than you give them credit for.


Dude, she went on to tell me how her exhusband lives in Australia, and how her kids go visit him sometimes, though they wish he didn't live there cause its so far to travel.

Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare:
Wow, you so cool wearing that shirt!!!! You must be the coolest person ever!!! So original!!


Thank you. I will make sure to cherish this opinion forever, knowing I have pleased you and your almighty great self. Because you are the greatest person ever, and everyone should bow down to you and do what they must in order to please you.
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2005-09-09, 9:53 AM #8
You should at least bow to me...

It issssssss a funny story. I cant really think of any sexual innuendo that has arisen out of my choice of clothing though... I think mainly because I hate those kinds of shirts on girls and guys.
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2005-09-09, 9:57 AM #9
lawl, thats funny THRAWN
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2005-09-09, 10:18 AM #10
My ex-girlfriend goes down under.
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2005-09-09, 10:50 AM #11
Closest I have is Wang Fu... but that's not exactly subtle.
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2005-09-09, 1:45 PM #12
I do believe Zully needs to get in on this thread
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2005-09-09, 2:10 PM #13
My shirt is better.
2005-09-09, 2:12 PM #14
haha, some people are just jealous they cant get any girls, and couldnt never where a shirt like that *cough* Demon Nightmare *cough*
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2005-09-09, 2:24 PM #15
I think the real question here is: Why were you shopping at American Eagle?
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2005-09-09, 2:28 PM #16
My question is, why wear a shirt that isnt really funny at all...

I dont think that many people would actually get the shirt, especailly since it shows a map of Australia.
2005-09-09, 2:30 PM #17
It would be even more funny if the shirt didn't have some sexual meaning.
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2005-09-09, 3:39 PM #18
I have a shirt somewhere that has an ear of corn on it and says "Wanna shuck?"


I also have a shirt that says "STOP LOOKING AT MY COCK" with a picture of a rooster on it real big.
2005-09-09, 3:39 PM #19
Originally posted by Ubuu:
haha, some people are just jealous they cant get any girls, and couldnt never where a shirt like that *cough* Demon Nightmare *cough*


Doubtful. I wouldn't wear the shirt because I despise those type of gimmick shirts.
D E A T H
2005-09-09, 3:52 PM #20
Originally posted by Ubuu:
haha, some people are just jealous they cant get any girls, and couldnt never where a shirt like that *cough* Demon Nightmare *cough*


Actually, no - I'm glad that I'm not a poser like every other AE/A&F moron that thinks it's hilarious to wear shirts like that.

Some of them are funny - but most are just stupid but they sell because the average IQ of a teen is 79 apparently.

Yet THRAWN is 20 (I guess) and still finds it hilarious to wear shirts like that.
2005-09-09, 3:54 PM #21
I love one of my shirts.

"Life's good when you've got a big banana."

:D
2005-09-09, 4:08 PM #22
Originally posted by THRAWN:
Dude, she went on to tell me how her exhusband lives in Australia, and how her kids go visit him sometimes, though they wish he didn't live there cause its so far to travel.



How do you know that wasn't another innuendo?
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2005-09-09, 4:12 PM #23
Originally posted by kyle90:
I dunno, my mom's 48 and she's completely clueless... not too long ago I had to explain to her what a "bong" was.


My mom didn't get the innuendo of "The Spy Who Shagged Me" in Austin Powers 2.
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2005-09-09, 4:27 PM #24
Usually the best innuendo is subtle. But that shirt borders on obscure. It's not really innuendo if it's too subtle for anyone to get it. If you have Australia on the shirt, a lot of people are going to take it literally, thus defeating the entire point for the shirt.
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2005-09-09, 4:51 PM #25
I went down under once, and I got a mouthful of salty yeast.
I'm just a little boy.
2005-09-09, 5:51 PM #26
Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare:
Actually, no - I'm glad that I'm not a poser like every other AE/A&F moron that thinks it's hilarious to wear shirts like that.

Some of them are funny - but most are just stupid but they sell because the average IQ of a teen is 79 apparently.

Yet THRAWN is 20 (I guess) and still finds it hilarious to wear shirts like that.



Oh and what do you where Mr. Independent? Everything from Wal-Mart because you are soo almighty and above everyone else? Give me a ****ing break with that poser ****. Its trendy, fashionable and people like it. No reason to give them a name just cause you CANT wear it. I used to knock pink polo's till I wore one. I now have no problem with guys who wear pink. Try shopping at the store one time.
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2005-09-09, 5:57 PM #27
Originally posted by Ubuu:
Oh and what do you where Mr. Independent? Everything from Wal-Mart because you are soo almighty and above everyone else? Give me a ****ing break with that poser ****. Its trendy, fashionable and people like it. No reason to give them a name just cause you CANT wear it. I used to knock pink polo's till I wore one. I now have no problem with guys who wear pink. Try shopping at the store one time.


Uh...no. I don't like them because they're stupid, brash, uncouth, etc, and the people who wear them (and pink polos) are usually morons. I usually shop well...wherever. My shirts consist of a Streetlight Manifesto shirt, a Redhat shirt, a Newegg shirt, another red shirt, and a Cozumel, Mexico shirt.
D E A T H
2005-09-09, 6:13 PM #28
I wasn't really talking to you.

But hey, who the hell weres a Newegg shirt. Redhat linux? Why don't you just bring a mouse and keyboard around with you. Who do you think you are?


Do you catch my drift. this labeling is stupid. People will wear what they wear.
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2005-09-09, 6:14 PM #29
By they way, I don't wear those A&E/ or AF shirts, but calling THRAWN and eveyrone who does a poser is ridiculous.
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2005-09-09, 6:15 PM #30
Originally posted by Ubuu:
I wasn't really talking to you.

But hey, who the hell weres a Newegg shirt. Redhat linux? Why don't you just bring a mouse and keyboard around with you. Who do you think you are?


Do you catch my drift. this labeling is stupid. People will wear what they wear.


Actually, I've already gotten an offer of 100 bucks to build a guy a computer for wearing the Newegg shirt. The redhat shirt is just a white shirt with the redhat symbol on it, so it's not all that nerdy. I don't have a style, to be honest. Khakis, Osiris D3's, and some random shirt, and my Streetlight Manifesto jacket.

I don't label the people who wear those types of shirts, because quite often they're still okay guys. I just hate the shirts.
D E A T H
2005-09-09, 6:17 PM #31
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]

I don't label the people who wear those types of shirts, because quite often they're still okay guys. I just hate the shirts.[/QUOTE]


Ok, then I don't know why we are arguing :confused:


And since you are going on the defense of why you wear your clothe, the guys who usually wear this "poser" clothe, usually get a lot of ***. That is a good enough reason in my book.
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2005-09-09, 6:39 PM #32
this is why I make my shirts, SCREW YOU ALLLLLL
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2005-09-09, 6:40 PM #33
1) I wouldn't wear a shirt just to get ***. Then again, I'm not the kind of guy that would do much of anything JUST for ***. I'm a guy, but honestly, I've got a lot more to worry about this year.

2) Most of my friends who get *** stay as far away as possible from those shirts. They wear mostly rollerblading clothes actually with walmart pants. Havok, Senate, Reign, Mindgame, TRS, etc. (in case you're wanting to do a quick google to see what these are like)

3) A shirt does not get you ***. Who you are does.
D E A T H
2005-09-09, 6:53 PM #34
Abercombie and RICH

Oh man I kill myself sometimes
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2005-09-09, 6:58 PM #35
I wear plain colored shirts! or baseball t-shirts, the kind with the colored sleeves. Or just a white undershirt. Actually I guess right now all my clothes are Arizona brand...which is funny because I lived there but I don't now. It was a cool place. But so is where I live now. Oklahoma's pretty neat.

I think I'm rambling.
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2005-09-09, 7:16 PM #36
Originally posted by Demon_Nightmare:
Actually, no - I'm glad that I'm not a poser like every other AE/A&F moron that thinks it's hilarious to wear shirts like that.

Some of them are funny - but most are just stupid but they sell because the average IQ of a teen is 79 apparently.

Yet THRAWN is 20 (I guess) and still finds it hilarious to wear shirts like that.


Actually, I only have like 2 AE/A&F shirts. Most of my shirts are either button ups, or t-shirts. :p I am no where near the A&F poster boy or whatever.
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2005-09-09, 9:34 PM #37
Originally posted by Temperamental:
Yes, a lot of people are clueless.

Just like a lot of people here are clueless about sex :D


ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

:p



Including you.

ZING!!!!!!!!
2005-09-09, 9:41 PM #38
[QUOTE=Darth J]How do you know that wasn't another innuendo?[/QUOTE]

EW. Do you understand the implications of that being and innuendo?

SHOOT. Might as well say "I make my husband AND my children munch my cooch, 24/7."
2005-09-09, 9:42 PM #39
My kinda woman.

-I mean... uh...
2005-09-09, 9:50 PM #40
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