I hear a lot of people say 'good' writers don't use adverbs. Yeah, I totally disagree. But then again, a lot of people proclaim Dickens as being even a decent writer.

Grismath, be glad you aren't with this chick.

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3200

I have no advice.

You mentioned an autopilot in a previous comment. You need to follow the same lines for actually kissing a girl. Just don't think about it so much.

If you're worried about messing up your performance, imagine the audience naked .

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]And Freelancer plays the "cool outcast" sheep role once again.[/QUOTE]

I... I really don't know how to respond... other than laugh... That's some funny stuff..

I agree lol. Dickens was a talented writer, as well. History has proven what your personal tastes may not confirm. Mine don't either, but I acknowledge his skill nontheless.

He was okay, but drawn out and boring. His pieces were far, far too long, and even he would admit it I'm sure.

Hey, I don't even know what the heck an "adverb" means, and I'm not that bad at writing myself. Yeah, I know. I'm a hack. But anyways, back to our sheep. Don't worry about kissing that much - just imagine yourself in her position: it's like giving a kiss to yourself, only better. Everyone's happy. And very purple. Yellow?

kiss... to yourself? oh, and I missed another one tonight, dagnabbit.

I'll agree with most everyone here and say that you're overthinking it too much. You should realize, that if you are good looking guy, and you probably wouldn't be hanging out with all these girls if you weren't, then as long as the situation is right the girl is most likely expecting it, and even if they weren't, probably wouldn't mind it. I don't think as much weight is put on the first kiss as you think, so long as you follow through and keep kissing, to make up for it. Like everyone is saying, FREAKING RELAX and just let everything flow like it's gonna.

So, like, you have no problem in bed but you can't kiss

Or am I just misreading the thread because I am utterly tired and not paying attention

Maybe it's because I haven't slept in 40+ hours, but I was absolutely rolling for at least five minutes when I read this:

I'll put it in big *** red letters if I have to.

Girls are easy to deal with. Just be honest. Believe me and my freaking 2 year anniversary (NO THANKS TO ALL OF YOU) when we say, "Hey, just tell the girl how you're feeling, and be honest and open with her."

BING BANG BOOM, no biggie.

/end advice column

just simply tell her

saying all the other stuff goes way indepth and it's really unnessary, especically for something as light, well, as light hearted as a first kiss.

(my first kiss was horrable.. but thay got better!)

Yeah, what they all said.