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Mooning : Harmless prank? Or indecent exposure? Suspension worthy?
2005-09-13, 2:50 PM #1
Alright, a friend and I have been experienced mooners for the past couple years or so, nothing ever came from it other than a few laughs( actually, I got in an accident while mooning someone last year, I wasn't driving, but lets not get into that).

So like every other day, riding the bus home with my same friend, we decide "Hey, here comes a schoolbus full of kids, lets moon them, perfect opportunity". So we do, everyone laughs, even on the opposing bus (why shouldn't they?). We moon another bus, same thing happened, and we also moon an old lady who didn't seem to notice.

Anyhow, getting off the bus, saying my goodbye's to the busdriver ( he's a good friend, known him for years, even pulls up next to buses so we can moon them), and he goes "Hey, I think you and [enternamehere] are in trouble, i just got a call from my supervisor saying people called and told them about the moonings.SO I went home, a little worried, called my friend and told him. Slept it off, thought it would be forgotten in the morning or something.

Leaving for school the next morning, I get a call from my friend( who just talked to the busdriver), "Dude, I think we're in some serious [bleep], the bus company is going mad, they're threatening to take us to court for indecent exposure, have called Channel 6 news, and [my school] already knows about it, we can't get out of this". What scared me was how out-of-proportion they made it out to be.

So I get to school, terrible dread feeling in my stomache, morning announcements go by, no call to the dean or anything. Nothing happens all morning, even in one of my periods the dean came in, whispered something to the teacher, leaves, and then the teacher tells someone else to go to the deans office, talk about a scare. Then in lunch, the dean walks up to my friend and says "Can you see me after lunch", Caught, we're screwed. So I went down with him to his office, we fess up to everything, explained our intentions nothing more than harmless and for laughs on both sides. He gives this whole shpeil on "Well if I was expecially protective of my daughter and she was on the bus and saw you two pull your pants down and expose yourself, wouldn't you do something?" All this other crap, and at the end of it says "well based on your actions you will face the severe consequences", which leaves a lot of room open. We won't find our sentence until tomarrow.

Help!
2005-09-13, 2:55 PM #2
Harmless prank? Probably. Indecent exposure? Most likely. Suspension worthy? All depends on your school.

Utterly stupid and extremely childish? Absolutely.
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2005-09-13, 2:57 PM #3
Face it like a man, go to school nude and say its an art project :D
2005-09-13, 2:58 PM #4
Call the ACLU, they'll probably say you were expressing free speech. :rolleyes:
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2005-09-13, 3:10 PM #5
[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]Harmless prank? Probably. Indecent exposure? Most likely. Suspension worthy? All depends on your school.

Utterly stupid and extremely childish? Absolutely.[/QUOTE]

wtf? You nudophobe.
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2005-09-13, 3:13 PM #6
The moon's made out of cheese, you know. Check google, it knows everything. That is all I have to say on this subject. :em321:
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2005-09-13, 3:21 PM #7
It is legally indecent exposure.

It is legally illegal.
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2005-09-13, 3:29 PM #8
If I see your naked a** on the 6 o clock news, I'm going to laugh. "Next on Fox Providence, two crazy drug obsessed hooligans viciously expose their rear ends to passing busses in an attempt to spread the word of Hitler."
Think while it's still legal.
2005-09-13, 3:58 PM #9
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]If I see your naked a** on the 6 o clock news, I'm going to laugh. "Next on Fox Povidence, two crazy drug obsessed hooligans viciously expose their rear ends to passing busses in an attempt to spread the word of Hitler."[/QUOTE]

Haha, knowing how they are, it will probobly turn out like that, haha :-P. "Phantom mooners sweeping across the nation"
2005-09-13, 4:14 PM #10
Mooning is a harmless, and sometimes hilarious prank. Definitely not suspension worthy, in my eyes. My friends and I just watched the local news, and they showed a shot of our university over the river. We were saying how great it would be, if it was live, to float by the camera in a canoe and give it a lens-full.

It's simply an ***; how is it going to psychologically damage anyone, young or old?
2005-09-13, 4:23 PM #11
Because guy's asses are rather gross and hairy. IMO.
DO NOT WANT.
2005-09-13, 4:42 PM #12
What country do you live in?
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2005-09-13, 4:55 PM #13
Originally posted by Zell:
Because guy's asses are rather gross and hairy. IMO.

Let me tell you, I have the most beautiful buttox you will ever dream about laying your eyes upon.

I live in the good ol' U S of A
2005-09-13, 5:03 PM #14
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zell
Because guy's asses are rather gross and hairy. IMO.


yeah, my arse is perfectly smooth with no hair and well worked out (in the GYM you perverts ;) )
2005-09-13, 5:06 PM #15
wtf? How is it possible for a guy to have a hairless ***?
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2005-09-13, 5:21 PM #16
Genetics or a razor.

Or he had the wrong androgens during pregnancy.

Harmless prank? Yes. Indecent exposure? Yes. Suspension worthy? Eh. Detention-worthy, I'd say.
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2005-09-13, 5:38 PM #17
The US is WAY to friggin stuck up about anything related to the human body. I can understand a detention because many would consider mooning rude, but how could showing something that every single healthy person on the planet has be a serious crime?
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2005-09-13, 5:40 PM #18
Quote:
wtf? How is it possible for a guy to have a hairless ***?


It's very possible.

Genetics for me. And for some wierd reason, don't you find that most muscular men have hairless bodies, and don't have to shave them? Luckily, I'm one of them. Buttocks and all :)

Other guys have to use razors, as someone said.. But I could imagine if you slipped.. Ouch. That's an awkward position to shave..
2005-09-13, 5:51 PM #19
Originally posted by Freelancer:
wtf? You nudophobe.


Not really. The fact is that it probably is considered indecent exposure, at least in techincal or legal terms. And like I said, its up to his school to decide whether its suspension worthy or not.

I merely expressed my opinion on what I consider to be an extremely stupid prank. Mooning was something I saw elementary kids doing, it got real old, real quick after that.
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2005-09-13, 5:57 PM #20
Originally posted by Temperamental:
It's very possible.

Genetics for me. And for some wierd reason, don't you find that most muscular men have hairless bodies, and don't have to shave them? Luckily, I'm one of them. Buttocks and all :)

Other guys have to use razors, as someone said.. But I could imagine if you slipped.. Ouch. That's an awkward position to shave..

Lol no I think those muscular guys you see with no hair DO shave, or use some kind of nair...with that much testoterone I doubt it's possible to be hairless...

And yeah it's weird that you have no hair on your ***. I don't have much body hair..no chest hair, not even a noticable treasure trail, but I definitly have hair on my ***. Ok this is just stupid so I'm going to shut up.

As for the mooning, I don't think mooning should be deemed indecent exposure. It's not the same as exposing your wanker or something...after all everyone has an *** and it's not really very offensive to see one. But yeah that was pretty childish...how old are you? **** like that got old in 6th grade.
2005-09-13, 6:13 PM #21
Dont moon cops or children:

http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2005/sep/07/bared_backside_lands_student_behind_bars/?city_local
Quote:
According to a report, the officer happened upon the man and another man shortly before 2:30 a.m. Saturday as they argued about whether one man had knocked a sandwich from the other man?s hand. The officer separated the two, Ward said, and was returning to his patrol car when the 21-year-old shouted to the officer, dropped his pants and exposed his rear end.

The man, identified as Luke M. Lisi, was arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure and later released from jail on bond.


http://www.democratandchronicle.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050825/NEWS01/508260353/1002/NEWS
Quote:
A teenager found himself in jail last night after being arrested by Ontario County Sheriff's deputies for allegedly mooning a group of children at a park on Spring Street.

Deputies said Christopher Rogers, 17, of Palmyra, Wayne County, exposed his buttocks to four children, ages 10 to 16, who were playing at Lisk Park yesterday afternoon.


Doesnt look like you made the news :(
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2005-09-13, 6:24 PM #22
People get way too worked up these days about seeing a little skin. It's not like seeing bare *** is going to severely damage anyone. Still, mooning while on a school bus isn't exactly very bright.
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2005-09-13, 6:33 PM #23
Be glad they don't registar you as a sex offender.
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2005-09-13, 6:42 PM #24
[QUOTE=Raoul Duke]

As for the mooning, I don't think mooning should be deemed indecent exposure. It's not the same as exposing your wanker or something...after all everyone has an *** and it's not really very offensive to see one. But yeah that was pretty childish...how old are you? **** like that got old in 6th grade.[/QUOTE]

Live a little. I'm sorry you haven't experienced such a rush as to with the precision of a fox, unbelt yourself and expose your naked rear end into the rushing wind at an unknowing target? :P

No really, it was a joke. You can't say you've never been fooling around with a few of your friends and done something not so mature. Hell, if you haven't I pity your wasted years. Have a beer, sit back and relax, what's wrong with trying to have a good funny time with your friends?
2005-09-13, 6:49 PM #25
Originally posted by matrixhacker:
Live a little. I'm sorry you haven't experienced such a rush as to with the precision of a fox, unbelt yourself and expose your naked rear end into the rushing wind at an unknowing target? :P

No really, it was a joke. You can't say you've never been fooling around with a few of your friends and done something not so mature. Hell, if you haven't I pity your wasted years. Have a beer, sit back and relax, what's wrong with trying to have a good funny time with your friends?

Actually I'm not like that at all..I just find mooning to be a childish way to **** around and have fun...maybe if you were drunk off your *** it would be acceptable, but until then... get drinking. It's like a free pass to immaturity! No one can stop you now.
2005-09-13, 7:24 PM #26
:)
Quote:
Lol no I think those muscular guys you see with no hair DO shave, or use some kind of nair...with that much testoterone I doubt it's possible to be hairless...

And yeah it's weird that you have no hair on your ***. I don't have much body hair..no chest hair, not even a noticable treasure trail, but I definitly have hair on my ***. Ok this is just stupid so I'm going to shut up.


Of course, there's no point arguing. It's my body, I think I know it. :)
2005-09-13, 7:57 PM #27
Originally posted by Temperamental:
:)

Of course, there's no point arguing. It's my body, I think I know it. :)

I'm not saying your lying, I just said its abnormal.
2005-09-13, 8:05 PM #28
Hell, if I got mooned I'd bust your *** (no pun intendid) too.
2005-09-13, 8:43 PM #29
Some stupid jerk kid did that to me a little while back... I was at the army/navy surplus store the next day and saw a cheap blow gun with sharp darts. If only...
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2005-09-13, 8:49 PM #30
Originally posted by Temperamental:
yeah, my arse is perfectly smooth with no hair and well worked out (in the GYM you perverts ;) )


Haha you shave your ***.

Anyways, if people here were really offended by mooning, I'd be in jail.
2005-09-13, 10:09 PM #31
People who moon and don't have nice asses and moon need to die.
2005-09-13, 10:25 PM #32
I second Rob's motion :)
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2005-09-14, 7:51 AM #33
Originally posted by Temperamental:
I have a smooth ***


Maybe he waxes :eek:
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2005-09-14, 8:07 AM #34
I don't get what's so funny about mooning. It's just an ***.
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2005-09-14, 8:33 AM #35
The whole reason mooning gives you a 'buzz' is precisely because you know you could get into trouble for doing it. So you shouldn't really be that shocked when you finally do get into trouble.
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2005-09-14, 8:41 AM #36
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Genetics or a razor.

Or he had the wrong androgens during pregnancy.



Indeed. I am definately not what you would call a hairy person [apart from... well.... you know].


Anyway, I say twas a harmless prank myself.
nope.
2005-09-14, 12:16 PM #37
All of Finland is collectively laughing at your nudity-intolerance
Once when me and my friends got utterly wasted we started running around in a public street wearing nothing but socks to hide our privates. A police car drove past and they just laughed at us. Even at the point where me and my best friend had gone inside, two of my friends stayed behind and lost their socks they didn't get into any kind of trouble when another cop car drove past.
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2005-09-14, 1:03 PM #38
Pfft, the Red Hot Chili Peppers were doing the sock on wang bit 15 years ago. :p
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2005-09-14, 1:08 PM #39
Originally posted by Morpheus:
All of Finland is collectively laughing at your nudity-intolerance
Once when me and my friends got utterly wasted we started running around in a public street wearing nothing but socks to hide our privates. A police car drove past and they just laughed at us. Even at the point where me and my best friend had gone inside, two of my friends stayed behind and lost their socks they didn't get into any kind of trouble when another cop car drove past.

Why were there so many cop cars around? Were they attracted to your "activities"?! 0_o
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2005-09-14, 2:21 PM #40
[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]Utterly stupid and extremely childish? Absolutely.[/QUOTE]

Agreed 100%.
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