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Giant Squid Photographed for the First Time
2005-09-28, 7:06 PM #41
[http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050928/capt.tok10409280525.japan_giant_squid_tok104.jpg]

Dianoga, anyone?
2005-09-28, 7:09 PM #42
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
no... "The giant squid can reach up to 18 metres in length and weigh up to 900kg." The squid itself is 18 m. not the penis.


Reading comprehension ftw.

Quote:
But males get round their inferior size by being endowed with a particularly long penis, which means they can inject the female without having to get too close to her chomping beak. The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.


Okay, so what? 15 meters?
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2005-09-28, 7:12 PM #43
Neat, makes you realize that there are so many undiscovered species of animals, especially in the world's oceans.
2005-09-28, 7:13 PM #44
including a few you better hope man never discovers
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2005-09-28, 7:15 PM #45
Chomping Beak?

I don't know if I want to be a Giant Squid anymore.
2005-09-28, 7:21 PM #46
Quote:
Okay, so what? 15 meters?
better. :p Stop exagerating about the penis. I know we men have a tendency to do that.

(but actually, probably more 10-12 meters... Cause if we're not talking tentacles, and the tentacles are like 6 meters long... But this is a mildly disturbing conversation.)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2005-09-28, 7:51 PM #47
Use it's technical term please. Instead of penis, use dork.
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2005-09-28, 8:41 PM #48
collossal squid > giant squid.

the collossal squid is another breed of squid even bigger than the giant squid. so, we still have to wait before we can get the real titan of the oceans (non-mammalian titan that is)
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2005-09-28, 8:42 PM #49
"Okay dude, let's stop this mindless innuendo business. If it's sex, we call it sex. If it's fellatio, we say fellatio. Or oral sex.
But forever and always, if it's a penis...
It's an Implement."

-good times with friends
2005-09-28, 9:00 PM #50
The animal with the longest penis-to-body ratio is the sea urchin with a penis nearly 1.5 times its body size, if I remember correctly.

I'm hung like an urchin, yo.
</sarcasm>
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2005-09-28, 9:04 PM #51
[QUOTE=Compos Mentis]The animal with the longest penis-to-body ratio is the sea urchin with a penis nearly 1.5 times its body size, if I remember correctly.

I'm hung like an urchin, yo.[/QUOTE]
I am so using that.
2005-09-29, 5:27 AM #52
10-12 meters? Ha! That's nothing!
Ban Jin!
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2005-09-29, 5:49 AM #53
Quote:
The male's sexual organ is actually a bit like a high-pressure fire hose and is normally nearly as long as his body - excluding legs and head.


What more is there to a squid?
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2005-09-29, 8:07 AM #54
Man, deep-sea creatures, and the deep sea in general creep me out.
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2005-09-29, 8:57 AM #55
Its funny looking at those pics, looks as if it was in an all other, curiously lit world. Deep sea is amazing indeed.
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2005-09-29, 9:59 AM #56
Originally posted by Wolfy:
What more is there to a squid?


it's penis
Moo.
2005-09-29, 10:25 AM #57
[Sorry, we fags will try to keep the subject matter in an area you're comfortable with. -Vinny]
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2005-09-29, 10:39 AM #58
...what the Hell?
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2005-09-29, 11:34 AM #59
meh i just think its getting pathetic.
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2005-09-29, 11:44 AM #60
here's the scientist that took the pictures... in this photo... he's showing us how big the squid was...

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20050928/capt.tok10309280518.japan_giant_squid_tok103.jpg?x=380&y=264&sig=CqcpwJx68x5jTt5fafpgwA--
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2005-09-29, 11:49 AM #61
Originally posted by Jepman:
meh i just think its getting pathetic.

Maybe if you weren't so insecure. Come back when your balls have dropped.
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