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Futurama
2005-10-02, 10:49 AM #1
God i LOVE that show. some episodes are crap but every once in a while you get one that somehow you will never forget.
[Discuss Futurama]
2005-10-02, 10:50 AM #2
BITE MY SHINY METAL ***.
2005-10-02, 10:57 AM #3
Zap Brannigan owns.

"If we can hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."

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"What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?"

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Kiff: "Sir, the ceremony is about to start. Shouldn't you be cutting the ribbon?"
Zap: "No problem, I'll just cut it from here with the ship's laser."
*fire*
*explode*
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-10-02, 11:04 AM #4
Some of the earlier episodes were comic gold. Then it just went down hill fast.
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2005-10-02, 11:04 AM #5
I like Bender.

"Nah, wasn't me. I can't sing. Court order."
2005-10-02, 11:10 AM #6
http://filmforce.ign.com/articles/652/652770p1.html

Interview with Billy West (voice of Fry, Zoidberg, the Professor, and Zap) in which he mentions definate plans to do straight to DVD releases for Futurama.
"It sounds like an epidemic."
"Look, I don't know what that means. But it happens all the time." - Penny Arcade
Last.fm
2005-10-02, 11:12 AM #7
Pfft, lifting is just a primitive form of bending.
D E A T H
2005-10-02, 11:15 AM #8
Zap: "We're headed towards that blackish, holish thing!"
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2005-10-02, 11:23 AM #9
The episode with Fry's dog is so sad. I can never watch the ending. :(
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2005-10-02, 1:18 PM #10
"When you do something right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

WORDS TO LIVE BY.
2005-10-02, 1:30 PM #11
hey. when you look this good, you don't have to know anything.
2005-10-02, 1:46 PM #12
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Zap: "We're headed towards that blackish, holish thing!"

Actually, it's "We'll just set a new course, for that empty region over there, near that blackish, holish thing." That's after Zap had already changed the course once and piloted into an asteroid field.

Like I said, Zap owns.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-10-02, 2:07 PM #13
NO BITE MY SHINY GOLDEN ***!
2005-10-02, 3:07 PM #14
"Here's your affordable Svedish crap!" [clunk] :D
50000 episodes of badmouthing and screaming like a constipated goat cant be wrong. - Mr. Stafford
2005-10-02, 3:11 PM #15
Futurama <3
</sarcasm>
<Anovis> mmmm I wanna lick your wet, Mentis.
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2005-10-02, 3:50 PM #16
Originally posted by Anovis:
I like Bender.

"Nah, wasn't me. I can't sing. Court order."


I loved that episode, so much. I don't know why, maybe because it was so serious and so freaking hilarious at the time time.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-10-02, 3:58 PM #17
Originally posted by Wolfy:
The episode with Fry's dog is so sad. I can never watch the ending. :(


Same here, buddy. That episode and the one were Fry played his opera-love story on the something horn. That ending gets to me too.
2005-10-02, 4:20 PM #18
Originally posted by Anovis:
Same here, buddy. That episode and the one were Fry played his opera-love story on the something horn. That ending gets to me too.


Yeah, those are really sad. The second one is the series finale, though, i'm pretty sure (the opera on the Holophoner), so that's why that was like that.

and obligitory quote:

"Goose liver!? Fish eggs!? I ask for rich people food and you give me this!?"
"Hey, that's what rich people eat. The garbage pots of the food!"
"I'm not paying! Woob woob wooob wob woob"
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"I consume the life essence itself!... Preferably medium rare" - Mauldis

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2005-10-02, 6:04 PM #19
Originally posted by Wolfy:
The episode with Fry's dog is so sad. I can never watch the ending. :(

That episode nearly made me cry. :(

"If we don't make it through this, tell my wife, 'Hello.'"
2005-10-02, 6:05 PM #20
Originally posted by Anovis:
Same here, buddy. That episode and the one were Fry played his opera-love story on the something horn. That ending gets to me too.

Aye the dog one made me a sissy
2005-10-02, 7:01 PM #21
Originally posted by Vinny:
"If we don't make it through this, tell my wife, 'Hello.'"
Actually, that was the one where Zap blows up DUPE headquarters and gets courtmarshalled. It's that thing that I quoted above where he tries to cut a ceremonial ribbon with his ship's laser. It had all the neutral people.

"Sir, it's a beige alert."

Originally posted by Anovis:
Same here, buddy. That episode and the one were Fry played his opera-love story on the something horn. That ending gets to me too.

No, you're thinking of the one where Fry makes a deal with the robot devil and gets his hands. It was the final episode of the series.

I can't seem to recall an episode about Fry's dog. Someone wanna refresh my memory with some details?

On an unrelated note, I think my favorite scene was when Fry had worms that made him smart and strong and everything, and they inserted tiny robot replicas of themselves inside Fry, and Zoidberg came riding in on a sperm and yelled "Whoopie!! You'll never guess where I've been!"
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
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2005-10-02, 7:05 PM #22
And yeah, I've watched Futurama like a billion times. In case you can't tell.
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2005-10-02, 7:08 PM #23
Really!? you have?

Anyway i just about cryed THINKING about the dog one....im a sissy
This will jog your memore *Cries in corner
http://www.gotfuturama.com/
Sweet Horny Toads MY MANWICH!
2005-10-02, 7:46 PM #24
I thought the final episode, The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings, had a very sweet ending, and an awesome song. I didn't find it sad.

You people seem to be forgeting the episode where Fry looks for his lucky 7 leaf clover, and comes to terms with his brother. That, to me, is the saddest episode. The dog episode being the second saddest.

I've got a great Zap quote in my signature, from the same episode as the "checkmate" quote.
"I got kicked off the high school debate team for saying 'Yeah? Well, **** you!'
... I thought I had won."
2005-10-02, 7:46 PM #25
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]That episode nearly made me cry. :(

"If we don't make it through this, tell my wife, 'Hello.'"[/QUOTE]

That ending did make me cry. :(
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2005-10-02, 7:51 PM #26
Quote:
Zap blows up DUPE headquarters


Zapp rules.

"Did my fame preceed me or was I too quick for it?"
2005-10-02, 7:57 PM #27
Professor! Lava!! HOT!!!

Not a bad episode that one. My favourites are Time Keeps On Slippin' and War is the H Word.

As you all know the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!

Scalpel. Blood bucket. Priest. Next patient!

He's really showing us what a man with a cannon in his chest can do.
No showboating you atomic hotdog!
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There is no spoon.
2005-10-02, 8:59 PM #28
yes i love this show. I always watch it on adult swim along with family guy. if those two shows are on, that's norm. what i'm watching. Adult Swim is the best
2005-10-02, 9:14 PM #29
ZAP RULES...

"I find the most erotic part of a women is the booby."

when I heard that pickup line, I almost messed myself I laughed so hard
"i've seen alot of kids (i'm 35) come on here and ask for advice about girls. look at potato here. he makes a tape and sings to a girl. some girls will laugh in your face, some behind your back and then some might love you for it. potato is a man. a man with a girl. -Darth Evad
2005-10-02, 9:25 PM #30
I like one of Frys lines "Whoa! Letters like 'u' and 'r' can mean words like 'you' and 'are'!" since I hate people who do that. :D :D
2005-10-02, 9:50 PM #31
I really like it. Not as much as Family Guy, but it;s funny for sure.
Pissed Off?
2005-10-02, 10:32 PM #32
Quote:
"You can't OWN land, man."

"I can, because I'm not a penniless hippy!"

.
******
I beat the internet. The last guy was hard.
2005-10-02, 10:59 PM #33
Holy crap, it's Juztyn!

>.>

Edit: It seems the swear filter can no longer be evaded. :(

FUCK.
2005-10-02, 11:04 PM #34
J*ztyn


how so?
2005-10-03, 4:34 AM #35
Juztyn?
D E A T H
2005-10-03, 7:44 AM #36
Kittens give Morbo gas.
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There is no spoon.
2005-10-03, 7:51 AM #37
Futurama > any other piece of media to ever exist
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2005-10-04, 5:00 PM #38
TOPIC PF INTEREST


Would you like to see new episodes?
2005-10-04, 5:06 PM #39
Yes! The show is serious and hilarious at the same time. My FAVORITE combination.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2005-10-04, 5:14 PM #40
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
Would you like to see new episodes?


Yes, they need to cancel the Simpsons so they can fund more Futurama. Forget Fox though, just put it on Adult Swim.
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