When I'm dead, I don't want or need an expensive casket. Why waste time making a wood or metal box look so nice just to end up burying it? it defies logic.

You could bury me under the freeway for all I care, its not like I would ever know the difference once I'm dead.

i want to be standing at my funeral

then after... cremated, tossed into a guitar case, and buried

The way I plan on dying there will be no funeral.

..exactly.